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| 02-24-2022, 03:57 AM | #37118 | |
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| 02-24-2022, 06:44 AM | #37121 | |
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Ah, Johnny jokes. My favorite was always this one: One day during spelling time, Johnny's teacher was calling on each student in the class to pick a word that starts with a letter she assigns them, stand up in front of the class and spell it out loud in front of the whole class. The teacher was trying to think of a letter for Johnny that he couldn't turn into a dirty word. Obviously, the letter F was out. The teacher finally thought of the safest letter to give to Johnny for the assignment. Smiling, thinking she had come up with a safe letter she says, "Johnny, pick a word that starts with R and spell it out for the class". Johnny stands up and in his loudest voice he says, "Rat, R-A-T". The teacher was pleased that Johnny kept it clean and she was ready to go on to the next student. Then, Johnny smiled and added to his answer "a big old f**king rat with a dick this long", spreading his arms out as wide as he could. |
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| 02-24-2022, 09:49 AM | #37122 |
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| 02-24-2022, 05:19 PM | #37131 | |
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| 02-24-2022, 05:56 PM | #37132 | |
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Fake answer: You, sir, have a dirty mind. I was really thinking about the back seat on my BMW G05 X5. These gloves could possibly cure the whole wrinkle- gate issue. |
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| 02-24-2022, 06:11 PM | #37135 | |
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