Favorite Quotes

Rkt48 · 04-23-2021, 08:55 PM

Forget the curveball Ricky, give’em the heater

Major League

MKSixer · 04-23-2021, 09:11 PM

Never eat a Quesalupa after a night of drinking.

rebekahb - Circa 2021

Esteban · 04-24-2021, 01:33 AM

The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.

Buug959 · 04-24-2021, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.

You had mean parents.

vreihen16 · 04-24-2021, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You had mean parents.

They had ice cream back then?????

M5Rick · 04-24-2021, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.

What did they say when you told them it's not true..

rebekahb · 04-24-2021, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Never eat a Quesalupa after a night of drinking.

rebekahb - Circa 2021

#truth

That made me crack up!

Esteban · 04-24-2021, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You had mean parents.

Quote:

Originally Posted by vreihen16

They had ice cream back then?????

Quote:

Originally Posted by M5Rick

What did they say when you told them it's not true..

I read that somewhere and thought it would be funny to post.

3.0L · 04-24-2021, 02:05 PM

Radio message from TOC (Tactical Operations Center):

TOC: "Shot!"

Us: "Shot, out!"

Translation: Six 105mm rounds were on their way to the target we detected.

Esteban · 04-25-2021, 03:07 AM

I won't fight you, Ringo. There's no money in it.

Wyatt Earp

evil-G-nius · 04-25-2021, 03:13 AM

Vizzini: “Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”

Man in Black: "Yes"

Vizzini: "Morons"

The Princess Bride

M5Rick · 04-25-2021, 04:25 AM

''I'll be back''

Arnie

Esteban · 04-25-2021, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M5Rick

''I'll be back''

Arnie

Hasta la vista, baby.

Same

wyshyvanuk · 04-25-2021, 10:05 AM

For my next trick I'll set myself afire!

Craig Breedlove after setting a land speed record that ended in a lake.

Littlebear · 04-25-2021, 05:14 PM

“It is always darkest just before the day dawneth.” – Thomas Fuller

3.0L · 04-25-2021, 05:21 PM

Local AM radio announcer:

"Looking for a high today, followed by increasing darkness."

Littlebear · 04-25-2021, 05:59 PM

"The king is dead, long live the king!"

Elton John (not really; traditional)

Lady Jane · 04-25-2021, 06:35 PM

TV Weathergirl: I'm expecting eight inches tonight.

Cameraman: Not with that face.

~ Urban Legend.

Littlebear · 04-27-2021, 06:47 AM

"History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes"

Mark Twain?

RelaxIN2 · 04-27-2021, 07:07 AM

"Whether you Think you can or you think you can't, You're always Right"

Henry Ford

3.0L · 04-28-2021, 03:07 PM

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

OkieSnuffBox · 04-28-2021, 03:36 PM

"The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is too look foolish in retrospect."

- Tarantino's character in Four Rooms

04-23-2021, 08:55 PM	#375
Rkt48 Enlisted Member 52 Rep 34 Posts Drives: BMW F80 M3 Alpine White-SOLD Join Date: Feb 2021 Location: Missouri iTrader: (0)	Forget the curveball Ricky, give’em the heater Major League
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04-23-2021, 09:11 PM	#376
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34166 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Never eat a Quesalupa after a night of drinking. rebekahb - Circa 2021 __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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04-24-2021, 01:33 AM	#377
Esteban Major General 59391 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	The Ice Cream Truck Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream. That's what my parents told me.
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04-24-2021, 02:05 PM	#383
3.0L Colonel 12504 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Radio message from TOC (Tactical Operations Center): TOC: "Shot!" Us: "Shot, out!" Translation: Six 105mm rounds were on their way to the target we detected. __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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04-25-2021, 03:07 AM	#384
Esteban Major General 59391 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	I won't fight you, Ringo. There's no money in it. Wyatt Earp
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04-25-2021, 03:13 AM	#385
evil-G-nius Broke A$$ Super Hero 2246 Rep 248 Posts Drives: Infiniti G37 S Coupe Join Date: Jan 2021 Location: PSL Florida iTrader: (0)	Vizzini: “Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?” Man in Black: "Yes" Vizzini: "Morons" The Princess Bride
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04-25-2021, 04:25 AM	#386
M5Rick General 72390 Rep 21,747 Posts Drives: M5 F10 DCT Gunmetal Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: GB iTrader: (0)	''I'll be back'' Arnie
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04-25-2021, 10:05 AM	#388
wyshyvanuk Second Lieutenant 671 Rep 274 Posts Drives: 2008 Z4 MR Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Tucson AZ iTrader: (0)	For my next trick I'll set myself afire! Craig Breedlove after setting a land speed record that ended in a lake.
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04-25-2021, 05:14 PM	#389
Littlebear Banned 3467 Rep 2,044 Posts Drives: ...the Mods crazy. Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Not here, apparently.... iTrader: (2)	“It is always darkest just before the day dawneth.” – Thomas Fuller
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04-25-2021, 05:21 PM	#390
3.0L Colonel 12504 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Local AM radio announcer: "Looking for a high today, followed by increasing darkness." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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04-25-2021, 05:59 PM	#391
Littlebear Banned 3467 Rep 2,044 Posts Drives: ...the Mods crazy. Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Not here, apparently.... iTrader: (2)	"The king is dead, long live the king!" Elton John (not really; traditional)
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04-25-2021, 06:35 PM	#392
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 86772 Rep 1,071 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	TV Weathergirl: I'm expecting eight inches tonight. Cameraman: Not with that face. ~ Urban Legend.
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04-27-2021, 06:47 AM	#393
Littlebear Banned 3467 Rep 2,044 Posts Drives: ...the Mods crazy. Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Not here, apparently.... iTrader: (2)	"History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes" Mark Twain?
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04-27-2021, 07:07 AM	#394
RelaxIN2 Second Lieutenant 511 Rep 230 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW M3 E93 Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Bucks County Pa iTrader: (0) Garage List 2012 BMW M3 - E93 V ... [0.00] 2003 Cobra - SVT Vert. [0.00] 2011 F-150 FX4 [0.00] 2014 KTM EXC-F 350 ... [0.00] 2016 Stealth Bomber ... [0.00]	*"Whether you Think you can or you think you can't, You're always Right"* Henry Ford
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04-28-2021, 03:07 PM	#395
3.0L Colonel 12504 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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04-28-2021, 03:36 PM	#396
OkieSnuffBox Major 1793 Rep 973 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: OKC, OK iTrader: (0)	"The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is too look foolish in retrospect." - Tarantino's character in Four Rooms
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