Confess here

dinonz · 07-22-2020, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I like Miller highlife better than Budweiser.

They're both "sex in a canoe".

King Rudi · 07-22-2020, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

Btw This is not directed at Rudi or his fashion advice

Fashion advice.....never looked at it that way. More of trying to help people get laid kinda thing.

AreWeThereYet? · 07-22-2020, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

Btw This is not directed at Rudi or his fashion advice

Fashion advice.....never looked at it that way. More of trying to help people get laid kinda thing.

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

Btw This is not directed at Rudi or his fashion advice

Fashion advice.....never looked at it that way. More of trying to help people get laid kinda thing.

You're the man!!!!!

If only there were more orgasms occurring I honestly believe this world would be a much better place!!!!!

Actually that's my wife's saying and not mine TBH.

BimmerDimmer6 · 07-22-2020, 08:26 PM

Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.

upstatedoc · 07-22-2020, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.

leave the watch at home and wear a burlap bag you'll fit right in

rebekahb · 07-22-2020, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.

leave the watch at home and wear a burlap bag you'll fit right in

Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.

Darth One · 07-23-2020, 08:35 AM

I confess that i don’t know what Wally World is. I’m presuming that y’all are not talking about the theme park from national lampoon vacation

Dpc2u · 07-23-2020, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I confess that i don't know what Wally World is. I'm presuming that y'all are not talking about the theme park from national lampoon vacation

Perhaps this will clear it up......

Darth One · 07-23-2020, 11:06 AM

Ooooooh....never heard it referred to as Wally World before

rebekahb · 07-23-2020, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Ooooooh....never heard it referred to as Wally World before

Well, this was filmed at our Walmart in New Orleans.

King Rudi · 07-23-2020, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

You're the man!!!!!

If only there were more orgasms occurring I honestly believe this world would be a much better place!!!!!

Actually that's my wife's saying and not mine TBH.

I couldn't agree more.

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.

Confession: I go into Wal-Mart on bad days. I walk out feeling like I won the life-lottery.

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.

So you're saying socks with slippers are a no go now too.

I'm going home and burning everything in my closet.

upstatedoc · 07-24-2020, 05:49 PM

I had mcdonalds chicken nuggets for dinner

BimmerDimmer6 · 07-24-2020, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

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Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

You're the man!!!!!

If only there were more orgasms occurring I honestly believe this world would be a much better place!!!!!

Actually that's my wife's saying and not mine TBH.

I couldn't agree more.

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.

Confession: I go into Wal-Mart on bad days. I walk out feeling like I won the life-lottery.

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.

So you're saying socks with slippers are a no go now too.

I'm going home and burning everything in my closet.

Are you saying you compare yourself to the average Walmart shopper to make yourself feel better?

If so, that sounds like fun.

BimmerDimmer6 · 07-24-2020, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I had mcdonalds chicken nuggets for dinner

Wendy's spicey nugs (dip into frosty)

upstatedoc · 07-24-2020, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Wendy's spicey nugs (dip into frosty)

what is this insanity you are suggesting

BimmerDimmer6 · 07-24-2020, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Wendy's spicey nugs (dip into frosty)

what is this insanity you are suggesting

Fine don't try it

Turkish Pickle · 07-24-2020, 11:00 PM

I think I have a crush on my friend's wife

1MOREMOD · 07-24-2020, 11:02 PM

That's okay dont put it all the way in should be fine

upstatedoc · 07-25-2020, 12:26 AM

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That's okay dont put it all the way in should be fine

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I think I have a crush on my friend's wife

Still not safe if not sex in a long time

JustinHEMI · 07-25-2020, 02:54 AM

I love "The Devil Wears Prada."

upstatedoc · 07-25-2020, 06:39 PM

you're not the guy who likes feet are you?

AreWeThereYet? · 07-26-2020, 03:27 PM

I confess I actually enjoy the wife getting tipsy from time to time.

Alcohol for her is like a truth serum where she opens up and speaks her mind as opposed to when she's not tipsy she suppresses her feelings because of society's view on certain things.

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