[NEfan508]

🐕 #dogtrooper
Thinking out loud: I love animals but never liked animals (in the house) (messy) but 2015 the kids made me bend to finally get a dog, he is part of the miller clan now for sure, like my 4th child

I’m now the one that buys him junk like this with a smile, I think twice about spending $50 on my self but “nuggget” gets hundreds spent without hesitation?!?

Edit: when you have adult twin girls both married and your 17 year old son is bigger than you your wife treats the dog like a baby.

[F87M2.]

mmnmn

[Buug959]

SB

[Murf the Surf]

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[CarsAndGuitars]

There is some truth to that

[Esteban]

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[Murf the Surf]

This.......

[KRS_SN]

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[Esteban]

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[Esteban]

Speaking of...

[floridaorange]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

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prob shared writers and producers

[KRS_SN]

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[Murf the Surf]

From a copper friend of mine:

They walk amongst us!
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I stopped at Mc Donalds and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said would you like some fries with that?
One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'..
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'.....
(I work with professionals like this.)
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!

[Murf the Surf]

[kscarrol]

^ That can’t be unseen….

[sygazelle]

Guide - How to speak to women

[F87M2.]

True story

[F87M2.]

hhhh

[F87M2.]

true story

[iminhell1]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

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