Riddles

Buug959 · 11-03-2024, 05:08 PM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Lady Jane · 11-19-2024, 06:00 AM

What mouse walks on two legs?

vreihen16 · 11-19-2024, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

What mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse.....

Lady Jane · 11-19-2024, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Mickey Mouse.....

Very good. Now, what duck walks on two feet?

vreihen16 · 11-19-2024, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Very good. Now, what duck walks on two feet?

All of them.....

vreihen16 · 11-19-2024, 09:13 AM

Did I pass the IQ test yet?????

Lady Jane · 11-19-2024, 09:26 AM

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Did I pass the IQ test yet?????

Yes with flying colors.

ezaircon4jc · 11-19-2024, 02:20 PM

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

Lady Jane · 11-19-2024, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ezaircon4jc

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

None. Because Noah took them all.

ezaircon4jc · 11-19-2024, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

None. Because Noah took them all.

Too easy?

sygazelle · Yesterday, 03:42 AM

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Lady Jane · Yesterday, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

If they lifted both, they would fall. (This is my corny answer,)

sygazelle · Yesterday, 01:28 PM

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If they lifted both, they would fall. (This is my corny answer,)

Correct! It's logical, right?

sygazelle · Yesterday, 01:31 PM

Speaking of logical, I know LJ can these stupid little gems. Warning: My grandkids groan.

What's yellow and goes click click?

What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?

sygazelle · Yesterday, 01:35 PM

Wait, there's more!

How do you catch a rabbit?

How do you catch a bear?

Lady Jane · Yesterday, 01:41 PM

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Speaking of logical, I know LJ can these stupid little gems. Warning: My grandkids groan.

What's yellow and goes click click?

What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?

1. Ball point banana.

2. A four door grape.

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sygazelle · Yesterday, 02:29 PM

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1. Ball point banana.

2. A four door grape.

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Congratulations, you are an expert in silly riddles. I don't know how you do it!

vreihen16 · Yesterday, 02:51 PM

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Lady Jane · Yesterday, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they would be called chicken sedans.

Lady Jane · Yesterday, 02:59 PM

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Congratulations, you are an expert in silly riddles. I don't know how you do it!

Grade school play yard.

My favorite: " What is green and red and goes 100mph?"

GarySL · Yesterday, 04:53 PM

Frog in a blender

vreihen16 · Yesterday, 06:12 PM

What's black, then white, then black again, then white again, then black again, then white again?

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