10-03-2014, 11:57 AM | #24 |
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I fantasize about Hillary Clinton.
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10-03-2014, 12:05 PM | #25 |
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Back in the day, I would get drunk, and then I would use one phone to call Taco Bell, and use another phone to call McDonalds, and then I would put them on speaker so they could talk to each other unknowingly. They were always confused and sometimes they would get so angry with each other and cuss each other out thinking they were playing a joke on one another. Shit was priceless. Still makes me crack up just thinking about it to this day. |
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10-03-2014, 12:58 PM | #29 | |
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I knit. It's sick. Every autumn that's all I do with my spare time.
I'm willing to lie a lot to get out of social functions that require dressing up. I'm a giraffe, so finding a dress is my main reason, but also I can not stand small talk. I'm not afraid of being a passenger in a car, most drivers just drive so boringly I want to pull their hair off just to see how they'd handle it in the highway. I do have a phone, and I usually have it with me unlike I tell people. I just don't want to listen to chitchat while stuck with it, so if they have nothing real ever to say, my phone has been lost for a week again. I love the passive aggressive approach here in Washington, since I can get the people boiling mad and they never have the balls to lash out. I do this daily just to see how mad I can get them. I hate mothers who are stuck in the mother mode only, never doing anything else. Most men talking about cars make me want to puke. I have a collection of clothes I only wear when I want to cause havoc. I love the new airport security rules, it gives me great amount of joy to pack stuff to go to see the faces of the people who have to go through my bag. Yeah, even I know I'm a fucked up individual. There, top that and I'll tell more. ![]()
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10-03-2014, 01:20 PM | #30 |
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I think the idea is to confess one or two items - not make yourself look like a psycho with your whole life story.
![]() For me - I can spend an entire day making it look like I'm working hard...and be doing nothing. Think George Costanza walking around like he's pissed off and stressed. ![]()
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I want a major riot to start in Hong Kong right now so I can attend it and cross another thing off my bucket list. I'm neither pro or anti the movement that's happening, I just want to be in the mess when it hits the fan. I even have a gas mask and bag ready for me to pounce anytime.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Many great men have made far greater sacrifices in the name of women. If she's now your wife, I'd say you did well.
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Here is my small confession... I am not by any means a doomsday prepper, or astrology major, but a couple years ago whe the Myan calendar scheduled to world to change dramatically, I wanted so badly for it to happen. I was actually more than slightly disappointed that nothing changed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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![]() My friend's mom was super serial about this. Their garage was loaded with survival goods, batteries, wind-up flash lights, and even a port-o-potty. All from some book she read called "time bomb 2000". Good times haha |
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10-03-2014, 05:31 PM | #42 |
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Lups is definitely going to Hell.
Speaking of which, before I stopped being Catholic, I'd go to confession and make up sins I committed. What was I supposed to do? Remember all that shit? |
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10-03-2014, 06:14 PM | #43 |
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I attended a Scottish wedding, and since I was one of the groomsmen I had to wear a kilt... It was awkward as hell at first, but eventually after it wore off (after a few shots of Macallan 30 of course
![]() inb4 gay/crossdressing comments: I'm 100% hetero and talking about the legitimately male clothing, not a fucking ladies skirt so if you try to make it sound like that, STFU LOL
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![]() I also never understood why reciting the Hail Mary 3 or 4 times was penance, but there were a lot of things about Catholicism I never understood and still don't.
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