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      12-28-2007, 10:21 PM   #23
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I had a chick at work who said I was sexy looking. Then, a few months later, she went up to me and said she wanted a baby. Then, later in the day, she asked me to take her out to a restaurant. Well, let me tell you, it was the same chick that asked me if I was single during the Christmas dinner. I emailed her that I was single and how she was doing and she never emailed me back to this day.
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      12-28-2007, 10:50 PM   #24
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When she puts her hand on my cock and says I give great BJs. I know for sur e then.
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      12-28-2007, 11:11 PM   #25
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Ummmm. be forward, ask! Or give me her address. I'll send her a note "Do you like him, check the box yes or no" after gym class.
lol.... i remember doing that back when i was in 7th grade.
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      12-28-2007, 11:17 PM   #26
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Ummmm. be forward, ask! Or give me her address. I'll send her a note "Do you like him, check the box yes or no" after gym class.
We did that to my friend in a lecture hall couple weeks ago, we were in class and I made a sheet with his row and seat number and put "would you go out with me" on it and yes no boxes and passed around the room. and by the end of the class, we got the note back and the box with no got checked so many times the paper had a hole on it.

There was a single check in the yes box with a phone number underneath it. So he called it...turns out to be a man and his friend put it there as a joke. it was pretty gay the conversation even went that far...
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      12-29-2007, 12:45 AM   #27
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hahaha..poor friend man. Thats harsh but hella funny.
The most blatantly obvious experience of a girl feelin me out was when at a club she claims to give the best BJ's of any. So I indulge her enthusiasm and ask her, is that so... this riles her up some more and she now wants to PROVE to me that this is indeed true.
Being a gentleman, I ofcourse allow the specimen to continue.
Now Im glad this girl Im interested in is far from my previous experiences but that in itself is what puts me in uncharted waters.
Liking a girl kinda throws everything up in the air - I guess thats the "excitement" of liking someone. Im just being a "girl" about it- I should just chill out.
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      12-29-2007, 10:12 PM   #28
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personally its a turn off when a girl tells me she give the best bjs...

I mean think about it, where did she learn it from? I know it aint from my dick...

I rather get a girl that don't know how to give BJs and I'll train her myself.
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      12-30-2007, 01:40 AM   #29
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personally its a turn off when a girl tells me she give the best bjs...

I mean think about it, where did she learn it from? I know it aint from my dick...

I rather get a girl that don't know how to give BJs and I'll train her myself.
Interesting....your going to teach a girl how to give BJ's? If that doesn't sound gay I don't know what does.
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      12-30-2007, 01:50 AM   #30
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personally its a turn off when a girl tells me she give the best bjs...

I mean think about it, where did she learn it from? I know it aint from my dick...

I rather get a girl that don't know how to give BJs and I'll train her myself.
Don't have the patience to teach them
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      12-30-2007, 05:07 AM   #31
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Interesting....your going to teach a girl how to give BJ's? If that doesn't sound gay I don't know what does.
it only sounds gay because you have a gay mind...

Who knows my dick better than me? common...
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      12-30-2007, 07:20 PM   #32
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Interesting....your going to teach a girl how to give BJ's? If that doesn't sound gay I don't know what does.

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it only sounds gay because you have a gay mind...

Who knows my dick better than me? common...
sorry bro, sounds gay to me too ... but if you can teach her how to give better bj's more power to ya!
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      01-02-2008, 04:13 AM   #34
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Well if she hangs out with you coming from a far distance and spends one on one time with you then its obvious she digs you. Sounds like your thinking too much. Just pull the trigger and give her a kiss when you say your farewells for the day.
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