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Billup · 01-06-2015, 12:14 PM

You didn't ask a question.

What was my question again?

954Stealth · 01-06-2015, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

You didn't ask a question.

What was my question again?

Yes I did.
What did you not read? (you like my ninja edit?)

Billup · 01-06-2015, 12:23 PM

No you didn't.
Didn't you know I can't read? DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!

Joekerr · 01-06-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Squishy got banned finally?

What happened this time?

I'll answer the second question even though you are in clear violation of the rules.

Apparently he went off the deep end on someone (or multiple people) in the exercise thread. And that apparently led to his mandatory vacation from the forums. I went back to Sedan Clan's thread for the lulz but didn't find any in the last two pages. Was disappointed.

My question: What are the odds that the "this week in off topic" thread will be updated with artwork within seven days given that Squishy is gone and Billup has lost his muse.

Billup · 01-06-2015, 12:33 PM

Damnit, I want to see some funnies. Could use a laugh today.

The odds aren't terrible, but since I was on vacation wouldn't my artwork end up just being about what I did last week?

NEFARIOUS · 01-06-2015, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

My question: What are the odds that the "this week in off topic" thread will be updated with artwork within seven days given that Squishy is gone and Billup has lost his muse.

I can step in for that... I happen to be a graphic designer.

Who is your favorite band / musician?

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What do you mean? An African or a European Swallow?

LOL nice to see that somebody got the reference.

954Stealth · 01-06-2015, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I can step in for that... I happen to be a graphic designer.

Who is your favorite band / musician?

LOL nice to see that somebody got the reference.

Great movie.

Who can solve this?
(ln(1-x) - sin x)/(1 - cos^2 x)

Billup · 01-06-2015, 01:05 PM

The answer is.... banana squared.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

954Stealth · 01-06-2015, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

The answer is.... banana squared.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Egg.

If only 1% of a fart is sulfur, then why does it smell so bad?

Billup · 01-06-2015, 01:34 PM

Because that's that little extra bit of excellence your body can't contain. Fat people fart a lot because all their excellence goes out the window with their blood pressure.

Have you ever seen a fat womans vagina? Real world or internet?

kevinbahnz · 01-06-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Because that's that little extra bit of excellence your body can't contain. Fat people fart a lot because all their excellence goes out the window with their blood pressure.

Have you ever seen a fat womans vagina? Real world or internet?

No.
Have you?

Billup · 01-06-2015, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

No.
Have you?

You know...., I actually have NEVER looked up what a fat woman vagina looks like...., I expect it to look like that tunnel from the Indiana Jones films.

Would you do a huge woman for $500?

E39lolz · 01-06-2015, 02:08 PM

I would have to be insanely smashed to do a huge woman for $500.

Is the BMW roundel story accurate that it's a ble sky with the white propellers or is that a myth?

Billup · 01-06-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by E39lolz

I would have to be insanely smashed to do a huge woman for $500.

Is the BMW roundel story accurate that it's a ble sky with the white propellers or is that a myth?

It's actually a myth, and I'm surprised I remember this. Blue and white are Bavarian colors, so the swatch is just mirrored. Although BMW had part with aircraft, the logo was derived before off of Rapp for the roundel itself with Bavarian colored center.

What's your favorite emblem?

kevinbahnz · 01-06-2015, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

It's actually a myth, and I'm surprised I remember this. Blue and white are Bavarian colors, so the swatch is just mirrored. Although BMW had part with aircraft, the logo was derived before off of Rapp for the roundel itself with Bavarian colored center.

What's your favorite emblem?

Audi rings.

I just got a call from my son, He got rear ended at a stop light so hard that his car smashed into the car in front of him. He has insurance but he was driving my RSX that has only liability. Now what??

E39lolz · 01-06-2015, 02:44 PM

Hope your son is ok first off. The other drivers insurance hopefully should take care of damages to your Acura and the other car in front of your car. Let's hope the car your son hit isn't a $2500 bumper replacement and the other guys insurance doesn't take forever to settle.

Piazza didn't get elected in the HOF due to suspicion he took steroids. Did piazza take the juice?

954Stealth · 01-06-2015, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by E39lolz

Hope your son is ok first off. The other drivers insurance hopefully should take care of damages to your Acura and the other car in front of your car. Let's hope the car your son hit isn't a $2500 bumper replacement and the other guys insurance doesn't take forever to settle.

Piazza didn't get elected in the HOF due to suspicion he took steroids. Did piazza take the juice?

I'm sure he did some kind of PED.
Did Franck Montagny do Yayo?

NEFARIOUS · 01-06-2015, 03:22 PM

He tested positive so all signs points to the fact that he did.

Do you ask enough questions, or are you happily settling for what you know already?

954Stealth · 01-06-2015, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

He tested positive so all signs points to the fact that he did.

Do you ask enough questions, or are you happily settling for what you know already?

Sometimes, but not always. Ok?

NEFARIOUS · 01-06-2015, 04:30 PM

A: OK, sounds good.

Q: If you could lock anyone in a room to torment for a day, whom would you choose, why and how would you do it?

UncleWede · 01-06-2015, 04:58 PM

Bill Gates, all my troubles revolve around Micro$oft, he can't get out of the room until he can successfully update all the freaking apps one at a time via Window$ downloads over a freaking dial-up modem.

How big is this $500 large woman?

Joekerr · 01-06-2015, 04:59 PM

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A: OK, sounds good.

Q: If you could lock anyone in a room to torment for a day, whom would you choose, why and how would you do it?

A: Shah269, because hilarity would ensue, I would put the world's sexiest vacuum just out of his reach...and loosen his chains by a millimeter every minute...and then move the vacuum.

Q: Why has E90post become so boring lately?

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