I think my wife is cheating on me...

bmwturbopower · 09-17-2008, 12:14 AM

hope that gave everyone a LOL

GAM3OVR85 · 09-17-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Neurorad

repost, yet still funny

+1

GAM3OVR85 · 09-17-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JNic335i

hope that gave everyone a LOL

Graham M · 09-17-2008, 12:58 AM

Back when I had CadVision in the late 1990's (remember cadvision anybody?), and was sporting a 14.4k modem.... I read this joke multiple times back then, as it was even a repost WAY back in that era of internet infancy. Now, 10 years later, I still see this joke posted... only with different cars posted as the O.P.'s car.
Nothing exemplifies "repost" quite like a 10++ year old joke.

hsiaochinsan · 09-17-2008, 01:03 AM

good luck man, we are on ur side

!Xoible · 09-17-2008, 01:06 AM

i think someone else is riding ur car

Androo000 · 09-17-2008, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hsiaochinsan

good luck man, we are on ur side

EZ_TUR90 · 09-17-2008, 01:11 AM

lol fn funny. At first Im like what the f thats messd up, but then... lol

uabimmer · 09-17-2008, 01:16 AM

HaAHAAHA thanks for the laugh

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

i think someone else is riding ur car

NaTuReB0Y · 09-17-2008, 01:19 AM

!Xoible · 09-17-2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

actually it's pretty freaking funny man

MMAJNKE · 09-17-2008, 01:28 AM

NaTuReB0Y · 09-17-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

actually it's pretty freaking funny man

What I meant to say was.........REPOST.

JayeJaymes · 09-17-2008, 02:05 AM

WTF!!! I was about to feel sorry for you.........sooooo random

Choolgooz · 09-17-2008, 02:17 AM

LOL. Nice.

Big Windy · 09-17-2008, 03:56 AM

ahhahaha

Neema · 09-17-2008, 04:17 AM

hahahaha, good one hahah....

AU335 · 09-17-2008, 05:29 AM

haha very nice Justin!

I was about to say...

BTW, lets put those painted reflectors on tomorrow

Gearcraft · 09-17-2008, 05:43 AM

when i read the title i kinda thought that its going to be the same joke. i was wrong. its a slightly different one...

Brunotheboxer · 09-17-2008, 08:50 AM

good one.

MrSteak · 09-17-2008, 09:01 AM

Ehh... lame "joke", but if she is dickin' around (literally), then call up this guy:

e46e92love · 09-17-2008, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JNic335i

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 335 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my 335, that I noticed that oil is leaking under my car.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Awesome post, A W E S O M E P O S T!!!!

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09-17-2008, 12:58 AM	#26
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09-17-2008, 01:03 AM	#27
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09-17-2008, 02:05 AM	#36
JayeJaymes Alien 52 Rep 1,190 Posts Drives: YMB 2016 M4 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: AZ iTrader: (8) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 M3 [0.00] 2016 M4 [0.00]	WTF!!! I was about to feel sorry for you.........sooooo random
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09-17-2008, 02:17 AM	#37
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09-17-2008, 03:56 AM	#38
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09-17-2008, 04:17 AM	#39
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09-17-2008, 05:29 AM	#40
AU335 Colonel 200 Rep 2,443 Posts Drives: 2007 e92 335i Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southeast iTrader: (7) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	haha very nice Justin! I was about to say... BTW, lets put those painted reflectors on tomorrow
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09-17-2008, 05:43 AM	#41
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09-17-2008, 08:50 AM	#42
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09-17-2008, 09:01 AM	#43
MrSteak Captain 84 Rep 634 Posts Drives: 08' 335i Coupe (6-speed) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New York iTrader: (0)	Ehh... lame "joke", but if she is dickin' around (literally), then call up this guy: __________________ ED & PCD = DONE & DONE! 08' AW/Coral 335i coupe 6-speed (Premium Pkg, Sports Pkg, Heated Seats) *European Delivery
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