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      01-08-2009, 12:53 AM   #23
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"I wouldn't mind being in the backseat of your BMW with you."

My lame attempt at one.
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      01-08-2009, 12:54 AM   #24
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"I wouldn't mind being in the backseat of your BMW with you."

My lame attempt at one.
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      01-08-2009, 12:55 AM   #25
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There are two kinds of girls. Those that sing in the shower and those that play with themselves. . . . So what song do you sing?
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      01-08-2009, 01:00 AM   #26
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There are two kinds of girls. Those that sing in the shower and those that play with themselves. . . . So what song do you sing?
That was a lame Britney Spears attempt. The point of pickup lines is to A. get somewhere with her or B. at least make her laugh. Come on guys.
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      01-08-2009, 01:01 AM   #27
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i like your hair can i play with it?
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      01-08-2009, 01:16 AM   #30
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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      01-08-2009, 01:17 AM   #31
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If you were a booger I'd pick you.
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      01-08-2009, 01:19 AM   #32
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Me: "Hi, my name is blaze"
Her: "blaze? is that your skater name?"
Me "no bitch! that's my real name!"
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      01-08-2009, 01:20 AM   #33
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Do you have a glandular disorder? Because baby, I think you do.
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      01-08-2009, 01:21 AM   #34
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I want to jizz in your ear so you can hear my babies.
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
awe, cute.
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      01-08-2009, 01:27 AM   #37
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Nice shoes want to fuck?
That's what I wanted to say .
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      01-08-2009, 01:30 AM   #39
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      01-08-2009, 01:41 AM   #40
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This is the best one ever... total mindfuck. My GF just told it to me:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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      01-08-2009, 01:47 AM   #41
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This is the best one ever... total mindfuck. My GF just told it to me:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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      01-08-2009, 01:50 AM   #42
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The point is either way she answers it means she wants to have sex with you.
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      01-08-2009, 01:53 AM   #43
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      01-08-2009, 02:24 AM   #44
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The point is either way she answers it means she wants to have sex with you.
I'll have to come back to that one when I feel like thinking.

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