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      11-03-2024, 05:08 PM   #23
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Mickey Mouse.....
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Very good. Now, what duck walks on two feet?
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Very good. Now, what duck walks on two feet?
All of them.....
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How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None. Because Noah took them all.
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None. Because Noah took them all.
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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lifted both, they would fall. (This is my corny answer,)
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If they lifted both, they would fall. (This is my corny answer,)
Correct! It's logical, right?
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Speaking of logical, I know LJ can these stupid little gems. Warning: My grandkids groan.

What's yellow and goes click click?

What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?
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Speaking of logical, I know LJ can these stupid little gems. Warning: My grandkids groan.

What's yellow and goes click click?

What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?
1. Ball point banana.

2. A four door grape.

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1. Ball point banana.

2. A four door grape.

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Congratulations, you are an expert in silly riddles. I don't know how you do it!
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they would be called chicken sedans.
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My favorite: " What is green and red and goes 100mph?"
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