I got a cup of coffee in China, hilarity ensues.

BTM · 06-24-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BillLee

damn, clogged two toilets at the same time?! i cant even clog one!

LOL Chinese plumbing is significantly less robust than we're used to, nonetheless funny story OP

Are you serious about Dragon Drill

gary88 · 06-24-2010, 11:27 AM

Chinese toilets are no match for mighty Western dookers.

samwoo2go · 06-24-2010, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTM

LOL Chinese plumbing is significantly less robust than we're used to, nonetheless funny story OP

Are you serious about Dragon Drill

dead serious... I'll tell you guys the story later going to sleep now, gotta catch the 6am train out to Shanghai tomorrow. I'll put the story up on this thread when I get there and have time cuz I gotta try the "Shanghai Special Eiffel Tower 360" first.

Robin_NL · 06-24-2010, 11:32 AM

pics or it didn't happen.

lopealle · 06-24-2010, 11:36 AM

dude you mut have dropped some fuckin log turds. its happen to me a couple times. where my poo just clogs the toilet.

E90SLAM · 06-24-2010, 12:27 PM

WTF did u ate in China???

Bobby_Light · 06-24-2010, 01:11 PM

*Standing ovation.*

Kroy · 06-24-2010, 01:14 PM

Thanks for the story. I hear bad things about how toilets clog up all the time in China too. Your story tops everything though.

WTF is "Shanghai Special Eiffel Tower 360"?

335e92tx · 06-24-2010, 01:54 PM

There is now a pic of your backside at every train station and airline terminal in Cn. You are known far and wide friend.

endofanera7 · 06-24-2010, 04:58 PM

HAHA awesome story!

Razzy · 06-24-2010, 05:15 PM

that takes shirry coffee to another level

iBoost · 06-24-2010, 05:43 PM

That story is epic.

LMAO

OlivaresAnthony · 06-24-2010, 06:15 PM

Schm · 06-24-2010, 06:33 PM

Haha, major lawlz!

ghosthi32 · 06-24-2010, 09:17 PM

AHAHAHAHHA sam ftw

Chill72 · 06-24-2010, 09:44 PM

filthy chinese

escobar929 · 06-25-2010, 08:39 AM

LOL thats epic

boymonkey · 06-25-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Chill72

filthy chinese

Not funnay.

Shieldze1025 · 06-25-2010, 03:29 PM

Hilarious hahahahaha. I just had to read the whole story to my coworkers b/c they asked what I was laughing out loud about.

I wanna hear the shanghai special and dragon drill stories!

OC Guy · 06-25-2010, 05:34 PM

This is why I have Toto toilets.

radix · 06-25-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i love you samwoo2go

+1 he always has the best stories.

persian54 · 06-26-2010, 01:42 AM

..
lol

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