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      04-20-2011, 05:44 PM   #23
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      04-20-2011, 05:45 PM   #24
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holy crap you are boring
Shit man, what to do?

I used to go get obliterated at bars in SD and had a group of friends that insisted on brawling ALL THE TIME. They were damn good too. Not so sure I miss that "hobby".
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      04-20-2011, 05:46 PM   #25
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      04-20-2011, 05:46 PM   #27
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      04-20-2011, 05:47 PM   #28
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Shit man, what to do?
1. Stop arguing in General
2. Go to every Walgreens you can find and look for one with the hottest clerk.
3. Go in there everyday and buy Trojan Magnums at the same time, always a 12 pack
4. ??????
5. Wait for her to comment and take her home too
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Really? You got any gigs yet? I had a buddy who wanted to do that and was part of some improv troop but got tired of being broke.
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      04-20-2011, 05:51 PM   #30
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1. Stop arguing in General
2. Go to every Walgreens you can find and look for one with the hottest clerk.
3. Go in there everyday and buy Trojan Magnums at the same time, always a 12 pack
4. ??????
5. Wait for her to comment and take her home too
6. She discovers magnums are like a trash bag on you.
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      04-20-2011, 05:51 PM   #31
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Really? You got any gigs yet? I had a buddy who wanted to do that and was part of some improv troop but got tired of being broke.
I perform all over Norcal. I was at the SF Punchline last Sunday. Money is non-existent (hence the engineering job) but it's worth it to me


You make little or no money for a while and then, if you get a writing gig or make the right friends, you can make a lot. It's definitely long term, a LOT of people quit
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Yeah really wtf am I supposed to do when it's go time?

Plus the wife would have to approve of her as well. Her standards are higher than mine when it comes to that.
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Fuck that, I will keep fighting the good fight until they ban me. Again.
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Yeah really wtf am I supposed to do when it's go time?

Plus the wife would have to approve of her as well. Her standards are higher than mine when it comes to that.
instead, go to strip clubs on lunch break, offer 3-some, don't tell wife her day job.
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      04-20-2011, 05:54 PM   #35
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Yeah really wtf am I supposed to do when it's go time?

Plus the wife would have to approve of her as well. Her standards are higher than mine when it comes to that.
oh you're married, you're screwed

become a professional cooking judge, and critique everything she does for lulz
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Fuck that, I will keep fighting the good fight until they ban me. Again.
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TELL US SOME JOKES FUNNY GUY
Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.

Yakavetta: ******.

Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...

Vincenzo Lipazzi: ******.

Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, ******, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my ****** brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the ******s in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.

Yakavetta: Continue the joke.

Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the ******s and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
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^^^ that is one of my top 5 movies of all time
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im watching it right now at work on my laptop...and they pay me to work
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how about the sequel?






















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