Scamming Bitch!

SchlauCow · 07-20-2011, 07:27 PM

Her webpage and her services suck. This might be borderline pedantic, but if I can pick out these small things, anyone else can. Then again, who here doesn't know how to write his own resume...?

-------- an excerpt ------

i'm a highly organized individual, who is here to help with anything you might need. [capitalize the 'I', Kelly!]

Who really wants to pay that much money for a resume that is a cookie cutter image of the next guy and the gal before them? [replace 'them' with 'they' - predicate nominative. Also, Kelly, I can't seem to find your hymen... I mean hyphen for the adjective use of cookie-cutter.]

My resume format has been proven and with hundreds of happy clients, the success really does speak for itself. [where's your semicolon, Kelly?]

SchlauCow · 07-20-2011, 07:29 PM

So yeah, anyways, she looks legit.

HungHingHK · 07-20-2011, 07:53 PM

I posted that I need market research done, she replied back to my help wanted ad! Now we're talking let the trolling begin

CollinsE90 · 07-20-2011, 08:19 PM

Cell Phone is legit

Make a fake craigslist with her cell number and email

Quick6EF · 07-20-2011, 08:31 PM

CollinsE90 · 07-20-2011, 08:42 PM

Make one saying she gives massages, and will go the extra mile to make sure you're happy.

twitter picture+cell number coded with words so CL doesnt delete it

g_rant · 07-20-2011, 09:23 PM

The wonders of the internet and what it can do with just a simple email..

just4kickz · 07-20-2011, 10:15 PM

this bishh bout to get itt

AngelinIsRich08 · 07-20-2011, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCGP

Well lesson learned...

But, it may not be all bad. I have a great business opportunity; if you're interested. I am in the middle of purchasing a structure that connects Manhattan to Brooklyn. I only need one more investor to go through with the deal. If you're interested shoot me a PM and I will forward you the information necessary to become a part of this amazing investment opportunity.

I'll sign up! I'm still waiting on the money I've inherited from a Nigerian prince but when they come up I'll make sure to do so!

Brey335i · 07-21-2011, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Make one saying she gives massages, and will go the extra mile to make sure you're happy.

twitter picture cell number coded with words so CL doesnt delete it

I have to see this!

Seminole · 07-21-2011, 12:16 AM

Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.

HungHingHK · 07-21-2011, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole

Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.

sounds good. I dug up more personal info about her like her and her parents address and names and shit. Turns out this Jason Foss is her baby daddy.

I emailed her all her info and told her if she dont refund me by tomorrow night Imna "take further actions" against her. she says she is broke and will try to refund me tomorrow. We'll see

KyLu II · 07-21-2011, 01:51 AM

inb4theepicnessbegins

FastBimmerN54 · 07-21-2011, 02:00 AM

You guys are hardcore this is hilarious!

Forcefed3 · 07-21-2011, 02:08 AM

I say we all troll her. Everyone should make ridiculous free items for sale on craigslist and give her number. It would be pretty funny. Someone should send this link to all of her facebook friends.

silvergray545 · 07-21-2011, 03:08 AM

Hahaha this is way too funny. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Wakka · 07-21-2011, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole

Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.

Do it in Miami, trust me. Did it to my roomate last year. had an 04 civic, with 35k miles, for 5 grand. Said i was leaving the state and had to sell it now, was open to offers.

Within an hour of the post phone calls started ringing in... 6 hours later his phone had not stopped ringing. I eventually closed it because i felt bad. never told him it was me though haha.

Augenbrauezug · 07-21-2011, 09:21 AM

ROFLLLLL in her yahoo question she posts...

"Is there anyway to not work but get some sort of compensation?"

LOL she turned to scamming, what a trolling bitch.

According to HER resume information, she's only about 22 years old anyway and Jason is her boyfriend. @xxxjayfizzlexxx jason foss

CollinsE90 · 07-21-2011, 10:04 AM

She is going to scam for your refund, I would get my $100 and still release her info to 4chan. Order 20 pizzas and have them sent to her address etc...

Rated M · 07-21-2011, 10:15 AM

E90SoFlo · 07-21-2011, 10:21 AM

subscribed.

ragingclue · 07-21-2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungHingHK

she says she is broke and will try to refund me tomorrow. We'll see

She's "broke"?

How can someone who just took your money, have no money?

07-20-2011, 07:27 PM	#23
SchlauCow ****** 145 Rep 337 Posts Drives: Honda M6 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Radiance iTrader: (4)	Her webpage and her services suck. This might be borderline pedantic, but if I can pick out these small things, anyone else can. Then again, who here doesn't know how to write his own resume...? -------- an excerpt ------ i'm a highly organized individual, who is here to help with anything you might need. [capitalize the 'I', Kelly!] Who really wants to pay that much money for a resume that is a cookie cutter image of the next guy and the gal before them? [replace 'them' with 'they' - predicate nominative. Also, Kelly, I can't seem to find your hymen... I mean hyphen for the adjective use of cookie-cutter.] My resume format has been proven and with hundreds of happy clients, the success really does speak for itself. [where's your semicolon, Kelly?] __________________ You will never be as complex as the strand of hair sitting on top of your head.
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07-20-2011, 07:29 PM	#24
SchlauCow ****** 145 Rep 337 Posts Drives: Honda M6 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Radiance iTrader: (4)	So yeah, anyways, she looks legit. __________________ You will never be as complex as the strand of hair sitting on top of your head.
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07-20-2011, 07:53 PM	#25
HungHingHK Private 41 Rep 64 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Socal iTrader: (1)	I posted that I need market research done, she replied back to my help wanted ad! Now we're talking let the trolling begin __________________ 2008 BSM E92 335i.
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07-20-2011, 08:19 PM	#26
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Cell Phone is legit Make a fake craigslist with her cell number and email __________________
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07-20-2011, 08:31 PM	#27
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07-20-2011, 08:42 PM	#28
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Make one saying she gives massages, and will go the extra mile to make sure you're happy. twitter picture+cell number coded with words so CL doesnt delete it __________________
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07-20-2011, 09:23 PM	#29
g_rant Lieutenant Colonel 40 Rep 1,601 Posts Drives: F10 M5 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (2)	The wonders of the internet and what it can do with just a simple email.. __________________
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07-20-2011, 10:15 PM	#30
just4kickz boku no namae ha... 342 Rep 11,023 Posts Drives: 2006 BS 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: S. Bay Area, CA + Newark, NJ + ChiCity + True Blue iTrader: (11) Garage List 2006 E90 330i [0.00]	this bishh bout to get itt __________________ looking for a PreLCI Black Sapphire e90 front bumper without license plate holes "Akimbo shotguns. Broken wrists anyone? And don't give me that 'it's just a game' bull**. Where the are my akimbo interventions then?! One scope on each eye mother**er!!"
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07-21-2011, 12:16 AM	#33
Seminole Colonel 478 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: Red Flyer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [7.00]	Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it. __________________
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07-21-2011, 01:51 AM	#35
KyLu II FREE DREAMK 164 Rep 9,321 Posts Drives: the shiiit! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vineland, NJ iTrader: (6) Garage List 2011 Lexus LFA [3.76]	inb4theepicnessbegins __________________
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07-21-2011, 02:00 AM	#36
FastBimmerN54 Banned 10 Rep 375 Posts Drives: Seats and a Steering Wheel Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Around iTrader: (1)	You guys are hardcore this is hilarious!
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07-21-2011, 02:08 AM	#37
Forcefed3 Banned 129 Rep 4,732 Posts Drives: 2008 335i Join Date: May 2010 Location: South iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 335i [1.00]	I say we all troll her. Everyone should make ridiculous free items for sale on craigslist and give her number. It would be pretty funny. Someone should send this link to all of her facebook friends.
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07-21-2011, 03:08 AM	#38
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2343 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	Hahaha this is way too funny. Can't wait to see what happens next.
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07-21-2011, 10:04 AM	#41
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	She is going to scam for your refund, I would get my $100 and still release her info to 4chan. Order 20 pizzas and have them sent to her address etc... __________________
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07-21-2011, 10:15 AM	#42
Rated M Second Lieutenant 57 Rep 255 Posts Drives: 2007 IB Z4MC Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Minnesota iTrader: (2)	__________________
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07-21-2011, 10:21 AM	#43
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