WTF Japan

etc335i · 02-02-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

you won't find one small enough

GmoBmw · 02-02-2012, 07:47 PM

hahahah Epic...

PINeely · 02-02-2012, 07:59 PM

Bwahaha, check out the expression on the woman in the bottom right-hand corner.

number335 · 02-02-2012, 10:55 PM

It explains what it is used for on this chart.

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Aries326 · 02-02-2012, 11:34 PM

I think the device is to keep the womans mouth open and cover her teeth while you are fucking her mouth so she doesnt clamp down on your cock. To each his own, I guess.

Tondtar · 02-03-2012, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Aries326

I think the device is to keep the womans mouth open and cover her teeth while you are fucking her mouth so she doesnt clamp down on your cock. To each his own, I guess.

うそつけ Sherlock?

persian54 · 02-03-2012, 04:01 AM

I just see a question mark...

Gregxi · 02-03-2012, 09:00 AM

It clearly shows that when used it prevents bruises under the eye from a wild penor and a cheek full of protein shake

FDM68 · 02-03-2012, 09:11 AM

Thats the new cum catcher 500.

will.c · 02-03-2012, 10:20 AM

hmm.. I wish I could buy one.. would def send one to my ex for valentines.

ZStig · 02-03-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by wonho

hmm.. I wish I could buy one.. would def send one to my ex for valentines.

group discount?

ZStig · 02-03-2012, 10:30 AM

in other news, the Fleshlight is expanding its product line

AU335i · 02-03-2012, 11:51 AM

bahaha thread win.

import36 · 02-03-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mandy

If you reeeaaaalllly want to know, I can ask my mom. Might take a day or two to report back here tho.

WTF is your mom doing with one of these?

///Mandy · 02-03-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by import36

WTF is your mom doing with one of these?

I am half Japanese lol.

Tondtar · 02-03-2012, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mandy

I am half Japanese lol.

So, you gonna help or not, Mandy? ...We need to solve this together

import36 · 02-03-2012, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mandy

I am half Japanese lol.

i figured as much...

from the diagram...it looks like by using the muscles in the face to compress the lips it's supposed to tighten/tone up the face.

number335 · 02-03-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mandy

I am half Japanese lol.

Konichiwa

Javi335 · 02-03-2012, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

They're years ahead of us

ken1137 · 02-03-2012, 06:02 PM

Found it...

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The Winner is import36!

Javi335 · 02-03-2012, 06:19 PM

I honestly believe, that their assimilation of our occidental culture has made them more harm than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki

///Mandy · 02-06-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

Konichiwa

lol konichiwa!

Tondtar, still waiting!

lol

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number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	It explains what it is used for on this chart.
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Javi335 Troll but nice 166 Rep 341 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Returning videotapes iTrader: (0)	I honestly believe, that their assimilation of our occidental culture has made them more harm than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki __________________ There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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