So i was shaving my nuts in the shower today and...

Spool · 11-11-2007, 02:36 AM

Yeah this is the 4th time i've shaved it completely off...once in awhile i do it to let the guy breathe..

don't ever shave ur asshole, when the hairs grow back, it stabs the other cheek, most irritating thing ever...

!Xoible · 11-11-2007, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

don't ever shave ur asshole, when the hairs grow back, it stabs the other cheek, most irritating thing ever...

yah, this concludes my stay in this thread.... btw, do/did you have a G35 by any chance?

c0nstant · 11-11-2007, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Yeah this is the 4th time i've shaved it completely off...once in awhile i do it to let the guy breathe..

don't ever shave ur asshole, when the hairs grow back, it stabs the other cheek, most irritating thing ever...

damn thats gotta suck so much
i can just imagine how mean if would be to use your roomates blade and giving it back lol

i just let it grow, i dont bother it, it doesnt bother me

Kiemyster · 11-11-2007, 03:44 AM

u know what works best? (seriously)

U get one of those electric shavers, like the ones the barber uses. get em at like 30 bucks at target. they work wonders, because its always an "even" cut, and no risk of slicing away at your cock. been using it for years now, and i shave my boys once every 2 weeks. it only itches for a bit, so i do it before i take my shower before i sleep. that way, i only gotta feel the prickly effect for like 30 mins. (smoking a blunt will numb that effect also).

god it makes Kiemyster Jr. look bigger, so thats always nice lol

and it feels good too. go for it!

Chris.G · 11-11-2007, 04:23 AM

Haha Kie, all your posts imply that you are stoned. I have yet to see a post that is not effected by weed.

mpimping · 11-11-2007, 04:29 AM

That's nasty talking about ur nuts... I like it when girls pull my pubs out of their mouth... I find it amusing...

c0nstant · 11-11-2007, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

That's nasty talking about ur nuts... I like it when girls pull my pubs out of their mouth... I find it amusing...

lmao

IND-Distribution · 11-11-2007, 06:03 AM

Using an electric shaver near your junk is crazy. The razor in the shower works best.

Kiemyster · 11-11-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

That's nasty talking about ur nuts... I like it when girls pull my pubs out of their mouth... I find it amusing...

...wow....just....wow.

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Originally Posted by Palella@Industry

Using an electric shaver near your junk is crazy. The razor in the shower works best.

U realize that im talking about doing this when your outside the shower?

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Originally Posted by Chris.G

Haha Kie, all your posts imply that you are stoned. I have yet to see a post that is not effected by weed.

Yeah, thats why im the E90Post Residential Marijuana Consultant. not that fake fuck jeepster. I CALL FOR A BAN!

Ru$$ell · 11-11-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Gillette!

X2

and it's pretty hygienic,been doing it for years now,the chics love it

Bubbarossa · 11-11-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mantis

NOOOO if cooling gel has alcohol you will burn like crazy man.

dont shave, i trim with a trimmer. shaving will kill you for the next 2-3 days. not fun

+1

f30er · 11-11-2007, 02:52 PM

+1 on the electric shaver! There's no way I'd let a razor blade that close to my future kids!

inabis · 11-11-2007, 04:49 PM

I Nair-ed my isht for the first time...put that shit on read a mag for 10 min and it all came off....smooth as a babies ass with no effort!

Weaselboy · 11-11-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

don't ever shave ur asshole, when the hairs grow back, it stabs the other cheek, most irritating thing ever...

Umm.... good to know.

Spool · 11-11-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Weaselboy

Umm.... good to know.

Yeah, i wont' do that again...the other week i tried a different, more painful method, but it was a one time pain...

Get naked, put your legs over your head...

Bunch up as many asshairs as you can, twirl it in a single strand, bite down on a sock and yank as hard as you can...hurts like hell and it'll bring tears to your eyes...but it's worth it...

livnlegacy · 11-11-2007, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by inabis

I Nair-ed my isht for the first time...put that shit on read a mag for 10 min and it all came off....smooth as a babies ass with no effort!

unless there's a new product, I'm pretty sure the label says NOT to put Nair on your genitalia....around the genitalia, yes...but not directly on it. I shave 2-3 times a year and bush up in the meantime. the chics don't really care either way in my experience.

ejazbmw · 11-11-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Yeah, i wont' do that again...the other week i tried a different, more painful method, but it was a one time pain...

Get naked, put your legs over your head...

Bunch up as many asshairs as you can, twirl it in a single strand, bite down on a sock and yank as hard as you can...hurts like hell and it'll bring tears to your eyes...but it's worth it...

what the.....lol I don't mess with my hair back there...

Spool · 11-11-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

what the.....lol I don't mess with my hair back there...

U can try setting it on fire

TiAg335i · 11-11-2007, 06:27 PM

lol @ the references to "the boys" and "the kids"

MnK6 · 11-11-2007, 08:18 PM

Why did I click on this thread and read all the posts

Thanks Spool for TMI

BTW We still have to meet up for my shot of Jagerbomb soon...

Kiemyster · 11-11-2007, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Russell2nr

X2

and it's pretty hygienic,been doing it for years now,the chics love it

i call BS! how many girls there buddy? 1 in the last... how many years?

!Xoible · 11-11-2007, 08:50 PM

what's funny is this thread is about a topic that i discussed a few times when i was like 13.. why's it back now that im 25? OP lags apparently

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