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      10-17-2010, 05:06 PM   #441
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not even remotely. I was just saying.
I mean I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you sound a little bitter. OPs good people.
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      10-17-2010, 05:10 PM   #442
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op, if this forum didnt help you out w/ approaching the chick in the first place, you'd still be fucking your hand, now, do you want to start another thread titled "how to take a picture w/ a girl?" Cause i m sure we can help you out w/ that too
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      10-18-2010, 03:19 AM   #443
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If you're gonna brag about some hott chic you met at the gym and only wants you but no other guy at the gym. And especially talking about how you finally score with this chic, then they deserve what they asked for.

(OMG this hott girl at my gym only wants me....by the way here's a pic i found online that looks almost exactly like her but she has bigger tits)

Hope you can see why they demand the pics.
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      10-18-2010, 11:11 AM   #444
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asking for pics is one thing but badgering someone for it if you don't even know them is another. if someone says they dont want to give them up, you move on. I don't know the TS but a bunch of my fellow e90posters are pretty desperate lol.
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      10-18-2010, 01:38 PM   #445
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If you're gonna brag about some hott chic you met at the gym and only wants you but no other guy at the gym. And especially talking about how you finally score with this chic, then they deserve what they asked for.

(OMG this hott girl at my gym only wants me....by the way here's a pic i found online that looks almost exactly like her but she has bigger tits)

Hope you can see why they demand the pics.
Get off the internet and get your own poon.
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      10-18-2010, 02:45 PM   #446
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I posted pics of the girl I saw the other night, but I only did it because I knew the thread was going to get deleted. I don't blame OP for not wanting this girls picture strewn all over the internet jacked off by all you guys... He has nothing to gain from it!
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      10-18-2010, 03:02 PM   #447
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He never posted what gym.

You sound a little upset. Did a girl at the gym step on your balls? Check your prostate on first date? Too much time with naked men in the sauna? Enlighten us.
IF you are in AZ then tell me a place and time to meet, then say it to my face.
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asking for pics is one thing but badgering someone for it if you don't even know them is another. if someone says they dont want to give them up, you move on. I don't know the TS but a bunch of my fellow e90posters are pretty desperate lol.
Yea, i get what you mean, but if i asked whole e90post an advice about how to approach a girl and i got w/ her, you sure will see some pics of her posted by me.

& abt "jacking off to her picture" LOL trust me if i wanted to jack off, there's a lot better material out there than his girl posing in a mirror to take a picture.
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      10-18-2010, 03:41 PM   #449
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IF you are in AZ then tell me a place and time to meet, then say it to my face.
You're a tard, what you just quoted wasn't even directed at you... lol

EDIT: And nobody is impressed with your time and place highschool crap. Go throw some pianos into chase field.
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      10-18-2010, 03:52 PM   #450
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IF you are in AZ then tell me a place and time to meet, then say it to my face.
Let me get right on that bud
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      10-18-2010, 03:56 PM   #451
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IF you are in AZ then tell me a place and time to meet, then say it to my face.
You are a badass fool
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      10-18-2010, 04:08 PM   #452
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After 21 pages, what I took away from this, is that if the OP is not lying, gatorade will get you laid...

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so after 1 hour of lifting weights, time for cardio. i got on a different machine, just to see if i got the right intentions, and put my gaterade on the machine next to me to make it look like it occupied as i mistakingly did before. 15 minutes into my run, the chick goes on the treadmill next to me and said "hey, this is yours right?" and i was like nice conversation starter, she remembered .
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Yea, i get what you mean, but if i asked whole e90post an advice about how to approach a girl and i got w/ her, you sure will see some pics of her posted by me.

& abt "jacking off to her picture" LOL trust me if i wanted to jack off, there's a lot better material out there than his girl posing in a mirror to take a picture.
Sure that's fine and dandy but that's your thing.

If he chooses not to do it, oh well, move on. That's all. It's not like he's promising pics and failed to deliver, he simply said, no, not going to happen.
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gatorade will get you laid...
OP hasn't fucked
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      10-18-2010, 04:12 PM   #455
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OP hasn't fucked
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so after the diner, we come back to my place and it is 1.30am. she noticed I had a shit load of burned dvds near my tv and I asked if she wanted to watch one. So we watching red and halfway into it, we started making out with my hand on her knee. As it went on, my hand was in her inner thigh, hers on my belt line. So im high and like fuck it, its on.

bj led to me going down on her after, missionary on edge of bed, cowgirl, doggy off edge of bed, flipped over to missionary off edge again and finishing on stomach (sorry guys no piitb ). i donno about you guys, but I always need music when im fucking. i take each song to be 3 min long so about 8 songs passed, so roughly 25 min haha. yo jay, instead of piitb, you should use the double fingers to make them squirt works 90% of the time, didn’t do it with her 1st time around but maybe next time…
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This is the gayest longets thread in the OT.
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      10-18-2010, 06:21 PM   #458
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This is the gayest longets thread in the OT.
Ahahahahaa
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      10-18-2010, 06:28 PM   #459
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Gotta poop again.
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      10-18-2010, 06:59 PM   #460
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IF you are in AZ then tell me a place and time to meet, then say it to my face.
woooo an internet badass
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      10-18-2010, 08:23 PM   #461
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Gotta poop again.
Well, if anything, at least this thread has enlightened us all about JayKay's poop schedule.
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      10-18-2010, 09:04 PM   #462
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Well, if anything, at least this thread has enlightened us all about JayKay's poop schedule.
And educated many on the two finger come hither.
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