text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

McMuffin · 03-26-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JoosyJoos

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

I'll consider that a neutral win.

Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Her: what are you doing?
Me: Cleaning my room, you should be doing it for me
Her: In a french maid outfit
Me: Nah my french maid outfit is at the cleaners
Her: Mine isn't
Me: Well if you're going to wear that you might as well just do it naked
Her: OK!

I love college

I miss college

It's only been 3 years and feels like forever

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by McMuffin

Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!

I miss college

It's only been 3 years and feels like forever

working on a 7 page paper, so I currently hate it, but soon Ill love it again

Wakka · 03-26-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by McMuffin

Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!

Thats because it is a fail. See very first post of the thread. That is how you win.

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

She's a chick that got famous online. 4chan made a big deal out of it, like they do about everything.

like Tella Tequilla?

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

like Tila Tequilla?

*fixed

and not really because boxxy could definitely be considered attractive, while tila looks like she should star in the live action version of Antz

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

*fixed

and not really because boxxy could definitely be considered attractive, while tila looks like she should star in the live action version of Antz

did you not see the pics posted a couple pages back, the girl is hideous with out her hair done and make up. She looks like a female AL Bundy

MediaArtist · 03-26-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

damn. now you may never get to ask him

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

did you not see the pics posted a couple pages back, the girl is hideous with out her hair done and make up. She looks like a female AL Bundy

compared to tila? i think not

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

compared to tila? i think not

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 03:36 PM

those are unfair comparo shots and she still looks gross. that's like me doing this:

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 03:40 PM

Thats not a picture of Boxxy on a bad day or a bad picture, thats just what she actually looks like.

JoosyJoos · 03-26-2011, 03:49 PM

I need expert opinions... I dont know how to do screen shots so I'll just type it.

Last night...

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

Today...

Her: So how did the rest of your night go?
Me: Nothing too exciting. How was yours...? You at work?
Her: I am. I am on a lunch break. Its busiest on weekends.
Her: How the heck did that question come up?
Me: I'm glad you didn't flip out and refuse to talk to me...
Her: No haha never.
Me: Good. next time I'm bored I'll ask some more provacative questions just to make things interesting.
Her: Haha awesome.
Me: My question may have been good but i think your answer was even better lol
Her: Haha aw ya it was

Her: No really though haha we should just for the hell of it. Just saying
Me: Well dang I should have asked a long time ago!
Me: Why is this only coming up now that you have a bf?
Her: lol no I'm half kidding. I thought we had this talk haha. I am very content with my bf.
Me: Only half kidding... hm...
Her: Oh Matt...
Me: The offer stands... you'll come around.
Her: Well thank u haha i am sure u will remember it when im single
Me: I have a goldfish.
Her: U do?! Send me a pic! Whats its name?
Me: No you mentioned your bf so I thought we were talking about things that dont matter.
Her: Oh my gosh lol your a nut
Me: Call or text me after work
Her: lol aw i got excited about the fish
Her: will do

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 03:54 PM

She is currently content with her boyfriend, but doesnt see it going forever. So she is creating escape routes if that does happen. Dont pressure her to much about this, let her do all of the talking. Keep in touch, dont just pop up out of nowhere when you see single on her fb.But also dont try to talk to her everyday in hopes she will leave the other guy. That is unless you have the confidence you have game that can do that, and or you know her well enough you think she wouldnt be hard to take from him.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-26-2011, 03:56 PM

you'll fuck her eventually. It's on her mind, why else would she bring it up again.

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 04:03 PM

Im at this point in the convo

Me: Can you ask you a quick question
Her: Yes Sir
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ohh you wanna?
Me: I'm down
Her: I couldnt do that to Kathy (My gf, forgot they were friends)
Me: You can keep a secret.
Her: Yes I can.
Me: So then ill be there tonight.
Her: Cant this weekend haha. and I really cant do that to Kathy id feel like shit for it.
Me: I can make you feel better.
Her: Im sure cause im a sex fan but no matter how good it feels...its not gonna combat the emotional conscious haha
Me: What if Kathy was there too? Would it make you feel better?
Her: a threesome
Her: ?
Me: Sounds like a good night to me.
Her: Sounds like a fun time im down for that.

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoosyJoos

I need expert opinions... I dont know how to do screen shots so I'll just type it.

Last night...

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

Today...

Her: So how did the rest of your night go?
Me: Nothing too exciting. How was yours...? You at work?
Her: I am. I am on a lunch break. Its busiest on weekends.
Her: How the heck did that question come up?
Me: I'm glad you didn't flip out and refuse to talk to me...
Her: No haha never.
Me: Good. next time I'm bored I'll ask some more provacative questions just to make things interesting.
Her: Haha awesome.
Me: My question may have been good but i think your answer was even better lol
Her: Haha aw ya it was

Her: No really though haha we should just for the hell of it. Just saying
Me: Well dang I should have asked a long time ago!
Me: Why is this only coming up now that you have a bf?
Her: lol no I'm half kidding. I thought we had this talk haha. I am very content with my bf.
Me: Only half kidding... hm...
Her: Oh Matt...
Me: The offer stands... you'll come around.
Her: Well thank u haha i am sure u will remember it when im single
Me: I have a goldfish.
Her: U do?! Send me a pic! Whats its name?
Me: No you mentioned your bf so I thought we were talking about things that dont matter.
Her: Oh my gosh lol your a nut
Me: Call or text me after work
Her: lol aw i got excited about the fish
Her: will do

you used the goldfish line...........

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Im at this point in the convo

Me: Can you ask you a quick question
Her: Yes Sir
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ohh you wanna?
Me: I'm down
Her: I couldnt do that to Kathy (My gf, forgot they were friends)
Me: You can keep a secret.
Her: Yes I can.
Me: So then ill be there tonight.
Her: Cant this weekend haha. and I really cant do that to Kathy id feel like shit for it.
Me: I can make you feel better.
Her: Im sure cause im a sex fan but no matter how good it feels...its not gonna combat the emotional conscious haha
Me: What if Kathy was there too? Would it make you feel better?
Her: a threesome
Her: ?
Me: Sounds like a good night to me.
Her: Sounds like a fun time im down for that.

You bastard

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 04:06 PM

My gf just texted me.

Her: i'd have a threesome just fyi
Me: with who?
Her: :-P idk
Her: No virgins
Me: Thats a good idea. I like this idea FYI
Her: :O
Me: Ill see you later tonight. Bring Lauren.

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

...

you're wasting your time unless your gf is down

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

you're wasting your time unless your gf is down

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 04:22 PM

props, now video tape it and post it

JayKay335i · 03-26-2011, 04:26 PM

+1 for vid

Please leave your dongle out of it

03-26-2011, 03:36 PM	#472
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	those are unfair comparo shots and she still looks gross. that's like me doing this:
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JoosyJoos Major 116 Rep 1,347 Posts Drives: 2011 335d Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 BMW 335i [0.00]	I need expert opinions... I dont know how to do screen shots so I'll just type it. Last night... Me: So question for you...? Her: Yes? Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...? Her: What?!?! Lol Me: Oh you know... Her: My ass?! Lol Me: Ya something like that... Her: Haha um when I'm single Today... Her: So how did the rest of your night go? Me: Nothing too exciting. How was yours...? You at work? Her: I am. I am on a lunch break. Its busiest on weekends. Her: How the heck did that question come up? Me: I'm glad you didn't flip out and refuse to talk to me... Her: No haha never. Me: Good. next time I'm bored I'll ask some more provacative questions just to make things interesting. Her: Haha awesome. Me: My question may have been good but i think your answer was even better lol Her: Haha aw ya it was Her: No really though haha we should just for the hell of it. Just saying Me: Well dang I should have asked a long time ago! Me: Why is this only coming up now that you have a bf? Her: lol no I'm half kidding. I thought we had this talk haha. I am very content with my bf. Me: Only half kidding... hm... Her: Oh Matt... Me: The offer stands... you'll come around. Her: Well thank u haha i am sure u will remember it when im single Me: I have a goldfish. Her: U do?! Send me a pic! Whats its name? Me: No you mentioned your bf so I thought we were talking about things that dont matter. Her: Oh my gosh lol your a nut Me: Call or text me after work Her: lol aw i got excited about the fish Her: will do __________________ 1997 M3 Coupe - BMWCCA I-Prepared #22 2006 M Roadster - 23,000 miles and slowly counting
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	She is currently content with her boyfriend, but doesnt see it going forever. So she is creating escape routes if that does happen. Dont pressure her to much about this, let her do all of the talking. Keep in touch, dont just pop up out of nowhere when you see single on her fb.But also dont try to talk to her everyday in hopes she will leave the other guy. That is unless you have the confidence you have game that can do that, and or you know her well enough you think she wouldnt be hard to take from him. __________________
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BrokenVert Resident Kerbalnaut 483 Rep 10,703 Posts Drives: Topless Brute/Hybrid Boogaloo Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fahrvergnügen/NY iTrader: (0)	Im at this point in the convo Me: Can you ask you a quick question Her: Yes Sir Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Ohh you wanna? Me: I'm down Her: I couldnt do that to Kathy (My gf, forgot they were friends) Me: You can keep a secret. Her: Yes I can. Me: So then ill be there tonight. Her: Cant this weekend haha. and I really cant do that to Kathy id feel like shit for it. Me: I can make you feel better. Her: Im sure cause im a sex fan but no matter how good it feels...its not gonna combat the emotional conscious haha Me: What if Kathy was there too? Would it make you feel better? Her: a threesome Her: ? Me: Sounds like a good night to me. Her: Sounds like a fun time im down for that. __________________
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BrokenVert Resident Kerbalnaut 483 Rep 10,703 Posts Drives: Topless Brute/Hybrid Boogaloo Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fahrvergnügen/NY iTrader: (0)	My gf just texted me. Her: i'd have a threesome just fyi Me: with who? Her: :-P idk Her: No virgins Me: Thats a good idea. I like this idea FYI Her: :O Me: Ill see you later tonight. Bring Lauren. __________________
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03-26-2011, 04:26 PM	#484
JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	+1 for vid Please leave your dongle out of it
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