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      10-20-2010, 05:15 PM   #507
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      10-20-2010, 06:40 PM   #508
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IDK if all the way in but more in than not...kinda like find the g-spot and then sort of rub the edges of it or "around" it...it will pressure it from the sides as opposed to the bottom (or top?)...I think. Idk wtf is going on in there...just get her soaking wet first then give it a shot
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      10-27-2010, 07:19 AM   #510
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So back on topic...

Hows the relationship going Hl0m4n?
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      10-27-2010, 11:56 AM   #511
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OP killed himself after he realized chelsea was a transvestite who was eager to get penis, so went hunting for little asian boys at the gym. hence the fact he no longer posts here.
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      11-04-2010, 12:19 AM   #516
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^ . what would you guys want to know? im still with her if you guys are wondering. the other night on haloween, we went out i got wasted and she not a heavy drinker. at the end of the night she saw i could barely stand so she carried me to a cab to my place, paid for it, got my keys, opened the door, and layed me to bed. woke up around 1pm, she sleeping next to me, did the whole breakfast thing and i drove her home, real champ in my eyes .
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      11-04-2010, 01:06 AM   #517
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^ . what would you guys want to know? im still with her if you guys are wondering. the other night on haloween, we went out i got wasted and she not a heavy drinker. at the end of the night she saw i could barely stand so she carried me to a cab to my place, paid for it, got my keys, opened the door, and layed me to bed. woke up around 1pm, she sleeping next to me, did the whole breakfast thing and i drove her home, real champ in my eyes .
That sounds like a keeper in my books. Most other girls dating you for less than a month would've dumped your ass right there for getting THAT intoxicated. Your woman just paid your cab, put you to rest, then cooked you breakfast after getting plastered.
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That sounds like a keeper in my books. Most other normal girls dating you for less than a month would've dumped your ass right there for getting THAT intoxicated. Your woman just paid your cab, put you to rest, then cooked you breakfast after getting plastered.
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and that means she's probably a psycho, that's why she did that...
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      11-04-2010, 02:08 AM   #520
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neither of us dressed up for halloween. she a real sweet heart. doesn't smoke, drink alot, etc. real down to earth family oriented jersey chick; definately 1:1,000,000 for sure.

sad thing is im leaving for bkk in late dec comming back early feb and missing her bday .
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neither of us dressed up for halloween. she a real sweet heart. doesn't smoke, drink alot, etc. real down to earth family oriented jersey chick; definately 1:1,000,000 for sure.

sad thing is im leaving for bkk in late dec comming back early feb and missing her bday .
shes probably already stalking her new prey at the gym...but seriously i think that...





























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neither of us dressed up for halloween. she a real sweet heart. doesn't smoke, drink alot, etc. real down to earth family oriented jersey chick; definately 1:1,000,000 for sure.

sad thing is im leaving for bkk in late dec comming back early feb and missing her bday .
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You been dating her for a while now... I think it is acceptable by this point to at least post some type of photo evidence...
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      11-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #524
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You been dating her for a while now... I think it is acceptable by this point to at least post some type of photo evidence...
What makes you think the OP poster is going to share pics of his girl to us. He already said no last time. Unless you can somehow bribe him into doing so
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      11-04-2010, 03:04 PM   #525
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What makes you think the OP poster is going to share pics of his girl to us. He already said no last time. Unless you can somehow bribe him into doing so
He can post a picture of both of them together.
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      11-04-2010, 03:13 PM   #526
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^ . what would you guys want to know? im still with her if you guys are wondering. the other night on haloween, we went out i got wasted and she not a heavy drinker. at the end of the night she saw i could barely stand so she carried me to a cab to my place, paid for it, got my keys, opened the door, and layed me to bed. woke up around 1pm, she sleeping next to me, did the whole breakfast thing and i drove her home, real champ in my eyes .
She carried you?
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      11-04-2010, 03:26 PM   #527
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      11-04-2010, 03:28 PM   #528
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Something tells me this girl will turn a 180 and turn into a crazy psycho, idk probably because I had a chick once buy my food, cook, and after 60 days the truth surfaced
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