text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

Verbiage · 03-28-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mainstray

Me: How did the bible study go this morning?
Her: The kids were awesome!
Me: so... When r u gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh my!
Her: After you let me drive your car

Me: hmmm... I have a gold fish
Her: ?
Me: I'm gonna go tap that instead
Her: Lol!
Me: gtg! talk 2 u again soon!

She used to work at club Risqué in Philly.

Post of the year.

persian54 · 03-28-2011, 12:15 PM

The girl would have to be REALLY hot and there would have to be no other ways... For me to even let her put my car into gear...

SpacE82 · 03-28-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by persian54

The girl would have to be REALLY hot and there would have to be no other ways... For me to even let her put my car into gear...

Haha touche. I was just assuming she was really hot. I guess we would need pics of her from mainstray so we could better judge the situation and offer better advice.

Augenbrauezug · 03-28-2011, 12:38 PM

Don't care what she looks like, she not driving it unless I know shes able to pay for repairs. Goes for anyone driving my car.

Man last girl I posted didn't go over well. She was in Dallas visiting so I decided to hook up with her last minute. She said she was at a bar, I couldn't find her, as I was leaving another bar I quite literally nearly ran into her and she was already with another guy.

LAME

Blake · 03-28-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug

Man last girl I posted didn't go over well. She was in Dallas visiting so I decided to hook up with her last minute. She said she was at a bar, I couldn't find her, as I was leaving another bar I quite literally nearly ran into her and she was already with another guy.

le whore. probably not worth the VD anyway.

Augenbrauezug · 03-28-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

le whore. probably not worth the VD anyway.

On to the next one.

Verbiage · 03-28-2011, 12:47 PM

I haven't texted any bitches yet. I wonder if I should. I'm seen as a gentleman to these heos. A text like that would seem out of character and probably seen as farce.

Which is exactly why I'll try it.

Comet · 03-28-2011, 12:56 PM

So I just tried it...
I got no reply.. and was unfriended on FB...

Major fail.. lol

intensee92 · 03-28-2011, 12:58 PM

damn! unfriended on FB?

thats serious!

Wakka · 03-28-2011, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

So I just tried it...
I got no reply.. and was unfriended on FB...

Major fail.. lol

Roflmao

get owned, step your game up

Saw a pic in the lol pic thread with a joke:

YOU: Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

HER:Sure

YOU: Nvm its too long

she got a good laugh out of it and i was in

Verbiage · 03-28-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

Roflmao

get owned, step your game up

Saw a pic in the lol pic thread with a joke:

YOU: Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

HER:Sure

YOU: Nvm its too long

she got a good laugh out of it and i was in

^^ Using that next.

persian54 · 03-28-2011, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

Roflmao

get owned, step your game up

Saw a pic in the lol pic thread with a joke:

YOU: Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

HER:Sure

YOU: Nvm its too long

she got a good laugh out of it and i was in

comeback by the girl:

want to hear a joke about my vagina?

o wait nvm you won't ever get it.

Verbiage · 03-28-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persian54

comeback by the girl:

want to hear a joke about my vagina?

o wait nvm you won't ever get it.

Persian's gotten that.

-=Hot|Ice=- · 03-28-2011, 04:36 PM

Ooompa Loompa. Bump.

Wakka · 03-28-2011, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persian54

comeback by the girl:

want to hear a joke about my vagina?

o wait nvm you won't ever get it.

thankfully every single girl i've said that to today, did not think of that response.

BrokenVert · 03-28-2011, 04:43 PM

I tried The joke out and the girl was like what? No! I wanna hear the joke I have time!

I think I found a winner

Wakka · 03-28-2011, 04:58 PM

if you cant convince her that your dick should be inside of her i will question your manhood.

persian54 · 03-28-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Persian's gotten that.

nope

it's cause this exact convo was on TWI this morning (iPhone app)

Comet · 03-29-2011, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

Roflmao

get owned, step your game up

hehe

it isn't part of my character though..

but points for trying at least!

McMuffin · 03-29-2011, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

So I just tried it...
I got no reply.. and was unfriended on FB...

Major fail.. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

Roflmao

get owned, step your game up

Saw a pic in the lol pic thread with a joke:

YOU: Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

HER:Sure

YOU: Nvm its too long

she got a good laugh out of it and i was in

Wakka · 03-29-2011, 10:28 AM

Bitch wants to go into the city with me and get ice cream this weekend. I think this may have backfired...?

She lives in jersey and i live in ct though so this is a happy medium. just gotta get her drunk in a bar or something i suppose.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-29-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

Bitch wants to go into the city with me and get ice cream this weekend. I think this may have backfired...?

She lives in jersey and i live in ct though so this is a happy medium. just gotta get her drunk in a bar or something i suppose.

I haven't taken a girl to get ice cream since I was 15... you doing something illegal, dude??

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