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CDM3DCT · 07-30-2013, 07:13 AM

Got hyped when I saw a new box of corn flakes on top of my fridge this morning, courtesy of the gf. Filled a huge bowl of cereal and then realized I didn't have milk. Didn't have time to make another breakfast, I'm still hungry and I still want my corn flakes- with MILK...FML.

Billup · 07-30-2013, 10:11 AM

My girlfriend is back in MI. No woman in the kitchen to make dinner for a while. Fml.

Litos · 07-30-2013, 10:21 AM

now THAT'S what i'm talkin about !!!!!

she remembered my Raspberry Granola.......

Billup · 07-30-2013, 10:35 AM

^ Feel fortunate!

Nkc · 07-30-2013, 11:10 AM

I know more about Lito's wife's measurements and height than my own wife, FML.

Litos · 07-30-2013, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

than my own wife, FML.

post pics !!!!!!

SAM135iAM · 07-30-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by supLOL

Dropping a deuce at 3 am. Small, bullet sized nugget blasts out. (estimated 0-60 time=4.3 seconds.) Water splash comes up and drenches my hole.

FML.

Nkc · 07-30-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

post pics !!!!!!

Ask and you shall receive.

This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .

Litos · 07-30-2013, 11:50 AM

ok, i request pictures of dude's wife - see red x.

right click, show picture, still see red x - FML !!!!!

CDM3DCT · 07-30-2013, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Ask and you shall receive.

This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .

Why does she have broad shoulders though...

Billup · 07-30-2013, 12:49 PM

Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.

Colt · 07-30-2013, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.

You'll be feeling that mexican later at work, FYL.

Litos · 07-30-2013, 02:19 PM

at work opening up a green jolley rancher - getting my figers all sticky while trying to peel pieces of wrapper off my goddamn candy !!!!

F...M......L !!!!!

Billup · 07-30-2013, 02:34 PM

I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML

Joekerr · 07-30-2013, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

upstatedoc · 07-30-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

Litos · 07-30-2013, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....

CDM3DCT · 07-31-2013, 01:42 AM

Trying to turn off TV to fall asleep but the batteries in my remote are dead... I have to manually turn it off... FML!!!!

Billup · 07-31-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....

Be careful, I was master of brodown in Motown summer of '92.

On a side note, went and got a coffee and saw that someone bastardized the sugar shaker. Huge chunk of sugar fell in and now its too sweet. FML.

Joekerr · 07-31-2013, 12:18 PM

Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?

Litos · 07-31-2013, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?

brojob and brodown is essentially the same thing.

every once in a while, you gotta hook one of your bros up.

if he's sad, feeling down or not having a good day, you gotta let him know you care by giving him a brojob or just letting him hit that shit.

it's what bros do.....

Billup · 07-31-2013, 12:38 PM

I think he was confused because he is from the north. Back when I would visit Windsor I think they called it a "Buddydown, eh". Just different terminology.

07-30-2013, 07:13 AM	#45
CDM3DCT First Lieutenant 32 Rep 307 Posts Drives: Jet Black M3 DCT Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Got hyped when I saw a new box of corn flakes on top of my fridge this morning, courtesy of the gf. Filled a huge bowl of cereal and then realized I didn't have milk. Didn't have time to make another breakfast, I'm still hungry and I still want my corn flakes- with MILK...FML.
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07-30-2013, 10:11 AM	#46
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	My girlfriend is back in MI. No woman in the kitchen to make dinner for a while. Fml.
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07-30-2013, 10:21 AM	#47
Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	now THAT'S what i'm talkin about !!!!! she remembered my Raspberry Granola.......
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07-30-2013, 10:35 AM	#48
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	^ Feel fortunate!
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07-30-2013, 11:10 AM	#49
Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	I know more about Lito's wife's measurements and height than my own wife, FML. __________________ @BMWclassicdivision
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07-30-2013, 11:50 AM	#53
Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	ok, i request pictures of dude's wife - see red x. right click, show picture, still see red x - FML !!!!!
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07-30-2013, 12:49 PM	#55
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.
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07-30-2013, 02:19 PM	#57
Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	at work opening up a green jolley rancher - getting my figers all sticky while trying to peel pieces of wrapper off my goddamn candy !!!! F...M......L !!!!!
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07-30-2013, 02:34 PM	#58
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML
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07-31-2013, 01:42 AM	#62
CDM3DCT First Lieutenant 32 Rep 307 Posts Drives: Jet Black M3 DCT Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Trying to turn off TV to fall asleep but the batteries in my remote are dead... I have to manually turn it off... FML!!!!
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07-31-2013, 12:18 PM	#64
Joekerr Banned 7922 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?
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07-31-2013, 12:38 PM	#66
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I think he was confused because he is from the north. Back when I would visit Windsor I think they called it a "Buddydown, eh". Just different terminology.
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