[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Axius

What do you think about Natalie Dormer?

Daylight would not be seen for a while

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Haywood

Why is it when you go to the airport to park, there are no spots. But, when you return, regardless of the time of day, there are tons of spots available?

Suggest a car service to avoid frustration.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

What was Marx's biggest failure in his published works?

Hmmm. I'm torn. Either his decision to free the slaves or confronting Kruschev and bringing our nation to the brink of WWII.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can I borrow 2 million I will gladly pay it back on Tuesday

No.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

How ugly are you?

I'm less ugly than some people and more than others.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you physically ugly or do you have an ugly personality?

Physically, I'm a wreck and I couldn't buy a personality if they were being handed out for free.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm less ugly than some people and more than others.

Physically, I'm a wreck and I couldn't buy a personality if they were being handed out for free.

I was only asking uglybuzzard, dumbass.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Because if we drove on driveways we'd hit the garage door and if we parked on parkways, the po po would tase and beat us for being stupid.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I was only asking uglybuzzard, dumbass.

One day!!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Crab medication?

Negative. The infestation went away a while ago.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Hmmm. I'm torn. Either his decision to free the slaves or confronting Kruschev and bringing our nation to the brink of WWII.

WW2? Come on, he fucked up more than that.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Who would win? Cloverfield monster or The Avengers?

No question...Hulk smash.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

WW2? Come on, he fucked up more than that.

Whatever. Shouldn't you be out doing hippie shit or flashing your ass?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Why are we so lame that we are drawn to this stupid thread?

Because that's what residents of Douchebag CITY do...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Whatever. Shouldn't you be out doing hippie shit or flashing your ass?

I'm whining to my mechanic about Peter and he seems to be fascinated about this suction cup mark on my hood. I think they read ot.

And there went my credibility, again.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Haywood

Why is it when you go to the airport to park, there are no spots. But, when you return, regardless of the time of day, there are tons of spots available?

That's because you're doing it wrong. Get a car service to pick you up and drop you off. Lincoln Town car has enough room.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm whining to my mechanic about Peter and he seems to be fascinated about this suction cup mark on my hood. I think they read ot.

The parking sensor or curb detector? Wait...antenna or wind speed indicator?

[Haywood]

Originally Posted by C5driver

That's because you're doing it wrong. Get a car service to pick you up and drop you off. Lincoln Town car has enough room.

Good point. I'm just parking my car to take my private jet anyway.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

The parking sensor or curb detector? Wait...antenna or wind speed indicator?

Yup. Fuck.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Haywood

Good point. I'm just parking my car to take my private jet anyway.

Hey...Fairfax is a foo foo area

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Just an idea...

It's my son's car, but I NEVER liked that look on any vehicle. I tried to get him to go for the 2.5" drop spindles when we replaced the front brakes, but he wanted to stay closer to stock height, lots of speed bumps at school.

[1LRM3]

Sick Dub Uncle!!!!

[nholmes]

Finally a thread worth reading.