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      10-16-2017, 02:23 PM   #45
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We working hard on preventing rapes in england....
I think they are looking to raped!
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      10-16-2017, 02:41 PM   #46
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Wow i saw it.

For sure it sucks as a clip and is funny but from a female perspective that also says a lot.

See here women are not some passive things. We have this mentality of fuck no here. We are told to fight back.

I won't bother to figure out when that clip was produced but that's pretty much us: Snow, boring, but don't fuck with our galls.
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Wow i saw it.

For sure it sucks as a clip and is funny but from a female perspective that also says a lot.

See here women are not some passive things. We have this mentality of fuck no here. We are told to fight back.

I won't bother to figure out when that clip was produced but that's pretty much us: Snow, boring, but don't fuck with our galls.
You should be writing for Finland's Tourism ads.
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You should be writing for Finland's Tourism ads.
I tried to get the job. They didn't appreciate the slogan i suggested.

"come to Finland for a holiday. Stay if you have to but we all understand if a visit is too much".
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      10-16-2017, 03:18 PM   #49
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You can avoid being raped by not being female.
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You can avoid being raped by not being female.
Because you can't rape the willing???
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      10-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #51
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You can avoid being raped by not being female.
Because you can't rape the willing???
You still can get butt raped by another male but that usually only happens in prison.
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I'd be more willing to make fun of rapes with people who have been raped.

So victims of a rape, let's list all the funny parts! Who goes first?
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I'd be more willing to make fun of rapes with people who have been raped.

So victims of a rape, let's list all the funny parts! Who goes first?
I laughed when I didn't get a big enough tip?
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Cheater! You're gonna go to be fist lady, thats beyond of any rape, you're OUT!
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I get the sense Lups is a viking woman who wears steel-tipped heels
GO GIRL
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Reminds me of some shitty AAFES commercial.
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I get the sense Lups is a viking woman who wears steel-tipped heels
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Boots. I don't wear heels often (once every three years or so).

You all can just pm me for fashion tips.
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Boots. I don't wear heels often (once every three years or so). (
Hey we have something in common liberal viking woman.. NEITHER DO I

Teach yer fellow chicks to kick those rapists in the ballz and kick hard
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Boots. I don't wear heels often (once every three years or so).

You all can just pm me for fashion tips.
They will be BIG tips, yes? jgoens likes big tips
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      10-18-2017, 09:30 AM   #61
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They will be BIG tips, yes? jgoens likes big tips
That may be, I can't be certain I remember him saying that, BUT I do recall that he entertained the thought of certain holes of his being foamed.

Right jgoens?
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That may be, I can't be certain I remember him saying that, BUT I do recall that he entertained the thought of certain holes of his being foamed.

Right jgoens?
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      10-18-2017, 11:24 AM   #63
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That may be, I can't be certain I remember him saying that, BUT I do recall that he entertained the thought of certain holes of his being foamed.

Right jgoens?
How did I get sucked into this thread?
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Boots. I don't wear heels often (once every three years or so).

You all can just pm me for fashion tips.
There are women on here???? I didn't know women drove BMWs...Actually I know a few that do. It's always great when both genders are interested in the same things. Nevermind we are talking about rape, just noting it's on a BMW forum.
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How did I get sucked into this thread?
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There are women on here???? I didn't know women drove BMWs...Actually I know a few that do. It's always great when both genders are interested in the same things. Nevermind we are talking about rape, just noting it's on a BMW forum.
Lol, I'm still grieving over my last car. I don't have a car at all now since I'm pathetic.
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How did I get sucked into this thread?
I dunno, but I was just participating in my very favourite form of exercise - jumping on the bandwagon.

Don't blame me. Am just sheeple.
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