[twin fed]

My 3yo daughter won't let my wife wear her hair in a pony tail, ever. She screams at her to take it out whenever she tries to put it up. It is so controlling and weird.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wtf... My mad skills failed. Your turn to try.

We suck. I put your digits into my contacts and the app doesn't recognize your number. It recognizes lots of other numbers in my contacts.

[wren57]

Originally Posted by Lups

Our dog stole 36 eggs, and has had tummy trouble for a week. My eldest son apparently loves cleaning, so he helped me out a lot (with the after the aftermath stuff).

So I promised the kid I'd give him a reward. I was thinking something like a spin on a rally course or an ice cream or maybe a half a movie.

"mom let's go to a water cleaning place! Where all sewage and poop goes! I want someone to talk to who explains it all to me!"


So after 3 visits to the vet and one request, I would like to know there are other weird kids out there! Mine is six, and driving me insane.

So to reward your six year old son you were going to let him watch half of one movie? Geez. What does he get for Christmas? Individual ketchup packets that he has to ration for the rest of the year?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We suck. I put your digits into my contacts and the app doesn't recognize your number. It recognizes lots of other numbers in my contacts.

Did the same and no, working on it. Your number is in my contacts but WhatsApp doesn't accept it?

Originally Posted by wren57

So to reward your six year old son you were going to let him watch half of one movie? Geez. What does he get for Christmas? Individual ketchup packets that he has to ration for the rest of the year?

I believe in small rewards, and we are big on spending time together. The attention span of a six year old who has hearing disability is very short. Half a movie will wipe him out, where as 6 hours in a rally car reading notes doesn't.

As for Christmas, they get one present each. Their grandparents are not exactly poor as are not we either, so last year one got 1k credit card for kindle, and one has has a private lesson in mechanics on cars twice a week.

I don't buy legos nor do I want toys in my house nobody plays with. Our dog hauler nobody drives has had five oil changes this month because a six year old likes doing it. Next week I have to teach the kid how to jumpstart it too.

So we are weird, you must be new here if you didn't know that.

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by Lups

Our dog stole 36 eggs, and has had tummy trouble for a week. My eldest son apparently loves cleaning, so he helped me out a lot (with the after the aftermath stuff).

So I promised the kid I'd give him a reward. I was thinking something like a spin on a rally course or an ice cream or maybe a half a movie.

"mom let's go to a water cleaning place! Where all sewage and poop goes! I want someone to talk to who explains it all to me!"


So after 3 visits to the vet and one request, I would like to know there are other weird kids out there! Mine is six, and driving me insane.

Well, my 6 year old wants to go down in the sewers like the Ninja Turtles. I said it is full of poop and he said he doesn't care.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Well, my 6 year old wants to go down in the sewers like the Ninja Turtles. I said it is full of poop and he said he doesn't care.

Find a sewage refinement place, be nice, and be a cool parent.

I never reported how our trip went so I think you all should know this.

Our tour guide was a very bored man. His speciality was chemistry so because of our mutual friend, he knew just how to make me remember the trip

I've spent a week talking about bacteria and pollution. At best my kids spend 2 minutes in the shower and even then spent water is measured.

The smell of the pools got to me, but for a kid it was epic.

So just suck it up and suffer, I can't recommend this but some day our kids will get married and have their own kids and maybe then we can make them live through these too.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Did the same and no, working on it. Your number is in my contacts but WhatsApp doesn't accept it?

I sent you an email with my number, respond with your number again to make sure i have the right one.

We can't let the app win!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I sent you an email with my number, respond with your number again to make sure i have the right one.

We can't let the app win!

I responded to you!

Jesus I tried three times. No tonka in my WhatsApp contacts and you're in my all other contacts! For three dollars, I can text you all the time (per text!)

Wtf man, this is a bad pic of a badly trimmed dog but if that's an issue with us, who else has these

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wtf man, this is a bad pic of a badly trimmed dog but if that's an issue with us, who else has these

Oh, it's a DOG. I had no idea what the faq you were sending me

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I responded to you!

Jesus I tried three times. No tonka in my WhatsApp contacts and you're in my all other contacts! For three dollars, I can text you all the time (per text!)

Wtf man, this is a bad pic of a badly trimmed dog but if that's an issue with us, who else has these

Check it!

[mc-m3]

Ok, not my kid but funny.

So, how does a 6 yr old make an 18 yr old blush? A friend takes his 2 boys, 6 and 8, to a Redsox game. Cute 18 +- yr old and her boyfriend are behind them. At some point in the game, the 6 yr old turns around and tells the girl 'Nice polka dot underwear'.

This kid is going to be trouble. Around the same time, they couldn't find him at a birthday party. The found him under a table (hidden by the table cloth) kissing a girl.

[John 070]

This is perhaps weird, or not. We went to car dealers last Fri. nite, and Sat. afternoon. I noticed that my son (3 in Dec.) makes himself at home in other peoples' offices, like he owns the place. Runs around, jumps into the chairs, sits as if he's in a meeting, then runs around again. I'm just wondering if there is an opportunity here as a grifter....keep the salesperson distracted, oh cute kid.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by John 070

This is perhaps weird, or not. We went to car dealers last Fri. nite, and Sat. afternoon. I noticed that my son (3 in Dec.) makes himself at home in other peoples' offices, like he owns the place. Runs around, jumps into the chairs, sits as if he's in a meeting, then runs around again. I'm just wondering if there is an opportunity here as a grifter....keep the salesperson distracted, oh cute kid.....

I've watched a kid deliberately acting like this just get negotiation leverage later. You'll be as screwed as the rest of us later.