Man blesses his new BMW by burning incense, car catches fire, gets burnt to a crisp

ORIGIN M. · 06-15-2018, 03:12 AM

5 Alarm Fire

Jez_zza · 06-15-2018, 04:31 AM

This thread is hilarious.. keep' em coming

maniz · 06-15-2018, 04:32 AM

Hot damn.

Now they'll have to take apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried.

positiveions · 06-15-2018, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mageshkk

Did you mean hall of flame?

Add that too

Kr0m3assass1n · 06-15-2018, 10:35 AM

Well, that relationship ended quickly....she was a hot mess.

Jono2112 · 06-15-2018, 11:03 AM

I like a good flame job on hot rods, but this is a little over the top for a stock BMW.
They do sell magnetic flames you can stick on with much less damage. One April Fools Day my brothers 535d will be getting that treatment!

Germanauto · 06-15-2018, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pz619

One of my Hindu friends at work bought a F30 LCI and we went out to the parking lot to check it out. There was some red markings on the front and I had incorrectly assumed it was a bug or otherwise some foreign debris. So I did what any good friend would do and licked my thumb and proceeded to remove the "smudge". I got about halfway through before it clicked. His wife had blessed it and basically removed it in front of him.

Oops. I felt like such a jackass.

LOL.

Once one of the priests put turmeric on the paint of my parents' new X5 and it wouldn't come off for a few weeks. After that my folks and I were like "forget this."

Poiseuille · 06-15-2018, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by emdeuce

Stop with all the incensitive comments...

this post is Bimmerpost-Hall-of-Fame material

Dylan86 · 06-15-2018, 06:34 PM

I hear he's been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now as well. Maybe he's just not cut out to be a firefighter?

And I sure hope his shoes made it out of the fire okay as well! Poor burning soles

3s-a-charm · 06-15-2018, 11:53 PM

I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire...

Manivxr · 06-16-2018, 02:11 AM

Such a shame.....

ibz.s.b · 06-16-2018, 08:28 AM

Danger to Manifold.

///Mposter · 06-16-2018, 10:43 AM

Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .

Nomana · 06-16-2018, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Mposter

Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .

Lol

tcphoto · 06-16-2018, 07:37 PM

Some people should take public transportation.

agustincuenca · 06-17-2018, 12:05 AM

zips freshly brewed tea

ORIGIN M. · 06-17-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 3s-a-charm

I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire...

Like they come anywhere close to the ICE cars that catch fire.

raysspl · 06-18-2018, 06:33 PM

Y'all savage

Kilo_SSK · 06-20-2018, 02:38 PM

Did he try to play his mixtape during the benediction?

... wait, that meme's old. Crap.

dzvero · 06-20-2018, 07:40 PM

Gods wanted M4

EDWYER · 06-21-2018, 09:32 AM

Oh yeah I saw him. lol

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