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      12-12-2018, 10:36 PM   #45
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It was either the Arabs or the Greeks who had this delightful insult that translates to "i will plant a tree in your dead mother's cunt and fuck your sister in its shade"
its Turkish, there aren't many things to be proud of if you're Turkish but our swears are A1
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One of my sups says "SUPPOSABLY" incessantly and on the DAILY! He's also short and fat and a big POS! What to DO?!
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It was either the Arabs or the Greeks who had this delightful insult that translates to “i will plant a tree in your dead mother’s cunt and fuck your sister in its shade”
The Arab version of that is: ill fuck your sister on your mother's back.
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The Arab version of that is: ill fuck your sister on your mother's back.
There’s a whole section devoted to this on Pornhub, or so I’m told
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One of my sups says "SUPPOSABLY" incessantly and on the DAILY! He's also short and fat and a big POS! What to DO?!
I despise ignorance and the murder of the English (non-queens English) language. Sadly, I live in an extremely small southern town. Some that come to mind are:

Cund-a-sac = Cul de sac
Medium = Median
Irregardless = there is no such word

I also despise the amount of usage the word "literally" gets; especially that it's misused so often by the people that say it in every sentence.
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I despise ignorance and the murder of the English (non-queens English) language. Sadly, I live in an extremely small southern town. Some that come to mind are:

Cund-a-sac = Cul de sac
Medium = Median
Irregardless = there is no such word

I also despise the amount of usage the word "literally" gets; especially that it's misused so often by the people that say it in every sentence.
I hate when mostly young people use the word "like" 3 times in every sentence, I want to record them doing it, then play the recording and then beat them with the recording device.....
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Quiff.....I think you know what it means. It can be used in various ways generally going in the same direction though.
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I hate when mostly young people use the word "like" 3 times in every sentence, I want to record them doing it, then play the recording and then beat them with the recording device.....
I broke my kids from saying it by interrupting them with "Is it really LIKE that or is it really that?" They eventually got tired of me asking so they corrected the behavior. They also used to be bad for saying "Yeah, I know" when I would try to teach them or show them something. I made them watch Little Brittain USA and made fun of them in this voice every time they said it, it soon fixed itself.



My best friend used to you say "knowwhudI'msayin" two or three times every time he spoke. I mentioned it to him one day and he said that he realized that he was doing it but couldn't stop. He genuinely asked me to help him because we worked together at the time, he was my boss. I told him I would help as long as he promised it wouldn't affect our friendship or my employment; he agreed. Less than a minute later he said it and without hesitation I bitch slapped him as hard as I could in face. Instantly he was ready to fight, then I explained why I slapped him. I broke him that day. He did slip up a few times after and instantly apologized and begged me not to slap him again. The comical aspect of this is that he is 6' 6" and is massive, I'm 5' 9".
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My best friend used to you say "knowwhudI'msayin" two or three times every time he spoke. I mentioned it to him one day and he said that he realized that he was doing it but couldn't stop. He genuinely asked me to help him because we worked together at the time, he was my boss. I told him I would help as long as he promised it wouldn't affect our friendship or my employment; he agreed. Less than a minute later he said it and without hesitation I bitch slapped him as hard as I could in face. Instantly he was ready to fight, then I explained why I slapped him. I broke him that day. He did slip up a few times after and instantly apologized and begged me not to slap him again. The comical aspect of this is that he is 6' 6" and is massive, I'm 5' 9".
Dude. I just about spit my coffee all over my desk at work. You're killing me here. haha
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Dude. I just about spit my coffee all over my desk at work. You're killing me here. haha
He was completely shocked and couldn't believe that I did it. I told him instantly after I did it, that every time it came out of his mouth he'd get another one. What was funny was how he would flinch immediately after he caught himself saying it and look around quickly to see if I was close enough to reach him.
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I despise ignorance and the murder of the English (non-queens English) language. Sadly, I live in an extremely small southern town. Some that come to mind are:

Cund-a-sac = Cul de sac
Medium = Median
Irregardless = there is no such word

I also despise the amount of usage the word "literally" gets; especially that it's misused so often by the people that say it in every sentence.
I live in East Tennessee - you would not believe how many educated people I work with that will order "Sall - Men" when we go to a fish restaurant. On occasion, I've mentioned that it's pronounced "Sam-on", but they just stare at me like a deer in headlights.

Sigh.

I also hate irregardless, it isn't a word. I believe they are trying to say irrespective.

Also, Ex-Presso. Um, no. Espresso.


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I live in East Tennessee - you would not believe how many educated people I work with that will order "Sall - Men" when we go to a fish restaurant. On occasion, I've mentioned that it's pronounced "Sam-on", but they just stare at me like a deer in headlights.

Sigh.

I also hate irregardless, it isn't a word. I believe they are trying to say irrespective.

Also, Ex-Presso. Um, no. Espresso.


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I also hate irregardless, it isn't a word. I believe they are trying to say irrespective.
Most times I run into it, they just mean regardless. "Irregardless of that fact, we are moving forward with the plan"
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Sal mon is a correct pronunciation of Salmon, though, so is Samon.
The correct way to pronounce Salmon is with a silent L.

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