Maxim Cover Girl

upstatedoc · 05-28-2020, 11:45 AM

but did you hit it?

MKSixer · 05-28-2020, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Sounds like your old tech HQ was quite a place to "work"...

Thank goodness it was 1200 miles away from the real HQ. When we saw them doing it across the parking lot all work stopped because no one could believe it was going on without EPA approval. There had to be more bacterial and viral cultures in that place at that time than every Level 4 lab in the world, put together.

MKSixer · 05-28-2020, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

but did you hit it?

A gentleman...

Joekerr · 05-28-2020, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

A gentleman...

Objection - calls for supposition and/or speculation.

Now spill.

UncleWede · 05-28-2020, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Objection - calls for supposition and/or speculation.

Now spill.

Do we REALLY want to know about hitting it. . . and this gentleman friend of his

Joekerr · 05-28-2020, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Do we REALLY want to know about hitting it. . . and this gentleman friend of his

Might rinse the thought of you and Lenny out of my mind...

BTW, I keep hearing you complain there are no good candidates in your upcoming presidential election, YET, here am I, continuing to put my name forward and you insistently refuse to write me in.

I'm sorta hurt to be honest. Sorta.

UncleWede · 05-28-2020, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Do we REALLY want to know about hitting it. . . and this gentleman friend of his

Might rinse the thought of you and Lenny out of my mind...

BTW, I keep hearing you complain there are no good candidates in your upcoming presidential election, YET, here am I, continuing to put my name forward and you insistently refuse to write me in.

I'm sorta hurt to be honest. Sorta.

And I'm sorta still here, with Lenny, in the 'Nard

Joekerr · 05-28-2020, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And I'm sorta still here, with Lenny, in the 'Nard

Well, in my defense, I've offered to relocate you upon winning. Many times. I even agreed to give you MK's house and relocate him elsewhere, since he'll never vote for me to become President.

Just how many more pre-election promises that I'll never keep do you need me to make anyways?

No, really, what's the number? I'll do it.

UncleWede · 05-28-2020, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And I'm sorta still here, with Lenny, in the 'Nard

Well, in my defense, I've offered to relocate you upon winning. Many times. I even agreed to give you MK's house and relocate him elsewhere, since he'll never vote for me to become President.

Just how many more pre-election promises that I'll never keep do you need me to make anyways?

No, really, what's the number? I'll do it.

Initially, 27 popped into my head

So I'll say 3

And I want poutine in there somewhere

Joekerr · 05-28-2020, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Initially, 27 popped into my head

So I'll say 3

And I want poutine in there somewhere

Done. But I might actually deliver on the poutine. I expect a picture of your ballot with my name in your chicken scratch handwriting mmmkay?

UncleWede · 05-28-2020, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Done. But I might actually deliver on the poutine. I expect a picture of your ballot with my name in your chicken scratch handwriting mmmkay?

That would likely be some version of voter fraud, were I to take a picture of my ballot. . . are you trying to influence the election as a foreign power, eh?

Joekerr · 05-28-2020, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That would likely be some version of voter fraud, were I to take a picture of my ballot. . . are you trying to influence the election as a foreign power, eh?

Well yes, actually. I mean, everyone is focusing on the Russians, imagine the surprise when Canada of all countries, is the one that comes out as having influenced the 2020 election...imagine.

Be epic.

And I'd make a good dictator. Ahem, President.

MKSixer · 05-28-2020, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That would likely be some version of voter fraud, were I to take a picture of my ballot. . . are you trying to influence the election as a foreign power, eh?

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well yes, actually. I mean, everyone is focusing on the Russians, imagine the surprise when Canada of all countries, is the one that comes out as having influenced the 2020 election...imagine.

Be epic.

And I'd make a good dictator. Ahem, President.

I'm the Chief of Stuff! You can't give away my house and relocate me!!

And you can't be a Dictator. C'mon...that would make the Chief of Stuff job untenable as when you're a dictator you own all the stuff!!

UncleWede · 05-28-2020, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm the duly (s)elected Chief of Stuff! You can't give away my house and relocate me!!

FTFY, my "friend"

NorCalAthlete · 05-28-2020, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well yes, actually. I mean, everyone is focusing on the Russians, imagine the surprise when Canada of all countries, is the one that comes out as having influenced the 2020 election...imagine.

Be epic.

And I'd make a good dictator. Ahem, President.

S4A + H4A? More hockey stadiums and practice rinks?

...I could get on board with that.

MKSixer · 06-12-2020, 10:51 PM

Hey! Can everyone jump in and help my friend? I'd really appreciate it. 6 more days and she is doing well.

We can vote once a day. Thanks for the help, everyone!!

Kilabyte · 06-12-2020, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Hey! Can everyone jump in and help my friend? I'd really appreciate it. 6 more days and she is doing well.

We can vote once a day. Thanks for the help, everyone!!

Lol, just came across this thread

Done

I'll try to throw in a few extra votes when I'm sober in the morning

. Dunno how many PC "geeks" we have but on other boards I've seen people come together and help OP win in similar voting situations, let's gooooo

MKSixer · 06-13-2020, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kilabyte

Lol, just came across this thread

Done

I'll try to throw in a few extra votes when I'm sober in the morning

. Dunno how many PC "geeks" we have but on other boards I've seen people come together and help OP win in similar voting situations, let's gooooo

Thank you, my friend!!

Murf993 · 06-13-2020, 06:11 AM

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Thank you, my friend!!

Vote early and vote often that's what I always say. So I punched another ballot for you....ah you. So what are you hoping to get if she wins? Bragging rights that you um ah know a Maxim Girl or that you are going to know a Maxim Girl?

MKSixer · 06-13-2020, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

Vote early and vote often that's what I always say. So I punched another ballot for you....ah you. So what are you hoping to get if she wins? Bragging rights that you um ah know a Maxim Girl or that you are going to know a Maxim Girl?

Ha!

We just got off the phone! We are planning to get together at/around the end of the month.

Vote early and often!!!

kscarrol · 06-13-2020, 09:41 AM

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Vote early and vote often that's what I always say. So I punched another ballot for you....ah you. So what are you hoping to get if she wins? Bragging rights that you um ah know a Maxim Girl or that you are going to know a Maxim Girl?

I'm sure MK has "voted" her many times... I mean voted for her many times.

MKSixer · 06-13-2020, 10:04 AM

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I'm sure MK has "voted" her many times... I mean voted for her many times.

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