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      11-27-2008, 01:36 PM   #45
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Very accurate way of putting it
What if shes tight but her curtains are beat? Or what if she's super tight to begin with then gets lose after a lil bit
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      11-27-2008, 01:42 PM   #46
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What if shes tight but her curtains are beat? Or what if she's super tight to begin with then gets lose after a lil bit

Tight but curtains are beat??? I've yet to see that...

Super tight to begin and gets loose after? That must mean she was clinching her stuff to make you think shes tighter...

Again the finger test never fails, just make sure shes wet before you try to get an accurate reading.
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Brilliant quote. I just posted that on my Facebook profile.
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Tight but curtains are beat??? I've yet to see that...

Super tight to begin and gets loose after? That must mean she was clinching her stuff to make you think shes tighter...

Again the finger test never fails, just make sure shes wet before you try to get an accurate reading.
No, some times a girl is tight at the beginning and then not as you go. Hence why girls do the "go slow at first... then go to town".

It's like working out, you warm up to loosen up then do your thing.
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Some of the most innocent looking girls I've been with have slept with over 15 guys, and are down for whatever. You never know. Anymore then 12 gets me thinking. I'm 25.
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the meat curtain argument is a fallacy. I have slept with a girl who was a virgin (thankfully at a hotel) and she bled all over the sheets. She had meat curtains, and its genetic and also has to do with her body.

Meat curtains does not necessarily mean the girls a whore nor vice versa. Just watch porn, you'll see alot of chicks with no meat curtains but they are obviously sluts
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some female pussies are tighter/looser/bigger/smaller than others.......just like dick size.

some are pink while others darker color...........
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lolllllllllllllllll funniest thread ever

lol anyways i think everyone is tripping here...and why would any girl really tell you the truth..

Ive met some really innocent girls in my life...went out with a group...to only find out my friends have hit it lollllll

Girls are so shady its not even funny...

never believe a word that comes out of a bitchs mouth...

after all they are the devil
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the meat curtain argument is a fallacy. I have slept with a girl who was a virgin (thankfully at a hotel) and she bled all over the sheets. She had meat curtains, and its genetic and also has to do with her body.

Meat curtains does not necessarily mean the girls a whore nor vice versa. Just watch porn, you'll see alot of chicks with no meat curtains but they are obviously sluts
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Never ask a girl how many guys she slept with.

This one girl that I have dated in high school, told me she's been with like 6 guys....after we broke up I found out it was more like 16 guys...so I've leaned NEVER to ask that question again.

99% of girls will deflate the number anyway... guaranteed! It's one of those questions that you can't possibly ever know if they are telling the truth.

But I say 5-ish is not bad.
You think that's bad? Back in highschool I asked this girl how many guys she's been with and got the "I can count them on one hand" bs and later found out it was a lot closer to 10 hands. I'm refraining from asking this question because its likely bullshit and I really wouldn't want to know anyways. I've been tested since the clown car girl and am fresh and clean as a daisy, so I'm dtf if the girl I'm interested in is clean as well. My number would be 5ish if I had to know and I wouldn't really hold the girl to a number if she's the coolest girl in the world and I would marry.
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just make sure shes wet before you try to get an accurate reading.
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      11-27-2008, 04:11 PM   #57
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No, some times a girl is tight at the beginning and then not as you go. Hence why girls do the "go slow at first... then go to town".

It's like working out, you warm up to loosen up then do your thing.

Here are the only reasons a girl can be tight at the beginning and then get open....

1) Girl is clinching her stuff (or nervous)
2) Girl isnt 'wet' and your stuff wont go in... A condom makes things worse if she isnt wet enough.


Girls say go SLOW at first, because you didnt give or do enough foreplay before trying to stick it to them. Or their opening hasnt been stretched to the size of your sword. The latter usually happens if shes a virgin or has slept with an Asian guy.


What I've noticed is "virgin" girls wont say a word until you try to put it in them. Thats when they'll begin to hoot and holler because their so nervous that their not getting wet enough or their just scared... Personally I prefer a girl with some milage, they know how to fuck and give a decent BJ. If you get a newbie, you got to give them atleast 2 or 3 months of full time training... And I'm not really up for that. But if I'm looking for wife material ofcourse I'll go for the unexperienced girl.
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the meat curtain argument is a fallacy. I have slept with a girl who was a virgin (thankfully at a hotel) and she bled all over the sheets. She had meat curtains, and its genetic and also has to do with her body.

Meat curtains does not necessarily mean the girls a whore nor vice versa. Just watch porn, you'll see alot of chicks with no meat curtains but they are obviously sluts

I'm sure most of those girls have gotten surgery or some shit. With my ex, before we began to buck, I noticed she had no curtain hanging or anything... After 3 years it began to show.

Yes I also believe it has something to do with the girls body... if its a fat chick curtains wont show at all... All that extra meat covers it up and makes it look like a nice camel toe.
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Tight but curtains are beat??? I've yet to see that...

Super tight to begin and gets loose after? That must mean she was clinching her stuff to make you think shes tighter...

Again the finger test never fails, just make sure shes wet before you try to get an accurate reading.
I'm dying reading this shit rofl.
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I rather not share my experiences with you guys


so let me just say, without sluts the world would be a terrible place
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      11-27-2008, 04:46 PM   #61
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this is an open ended and unclear question.
___ men where u wont even tap that? or wont get into a relationship with.
i mean as long as the chick is clean of sti, wouldnt u just tap it once.
but for relationship thats another thing, it shows her character.
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      11-27-2008, 05:11 PM   #62
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this is definitely the funniest thread i have ever seen hahaha....

and 0 is my number...gotta be the first...
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      11-27-2008, 05:13 PM   #63
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I rather not share my experiences with you guys


so let me just say, without sluts the world would be a terrible place
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the ways its going every girls a slut...

so looks like im not getting married..
armenian girls are either sluts or prude as hell, none of them are in between
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who gives a fuck how many?!!! if she's a whore enjoy riding her and be one of the 100's that rode her.... maybe just dont marry her lol
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The difference between a SLUT and a BITCH.........

A slut will fuck everyone........and a bitch will fuck everyone, but you.......

I prefer sluts......just my preference......
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