Time to go for a Cougar... tips?

fdsasdasdf · 01-31-2011, 10:37 PM

I had some cougars hit on me at an AC/DC concert when I was 18. Kept encroaching on me and stuff. Felt a little odd.

Cougar: "So, which one of y'all is gonna buy us a beer?"
Me: "Uh...which one of Y'ALL is gonna buy me a beer?"
Cougar: "How old are you guys?"
Me: "18 and 19?"
Cougar: "And y'all know who AC/DC is?!"

By the end of the night they were practically in my seat and I was shifted over as faaaaar as I could go.

Year's_End · 01-31-2011, 10:51 PM

i say nay to old roast beef

JayKay335i · 01-31-2011, 11:02 PM

I had a 40yr old try and sleep with me at some redneck bar. She wasn't bad looking, I just wasnt into it. She kept trying to kiss me and shit and I finally just told her to fuck off.

ScaredOnce · 01-31-2011, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

i say nay to old roast beef

Add microwaved gravy and eat that shit.

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

Add microwaved gravy and eat that shit.

that is so wrong on so many levels

MadDog · 02-01-2011, 12:10 AM

Couch · 02-01-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

other stuff still on the list
-fuck the cute girl at work in the office bathroom

cant think of anything else, I just really wanna bang this bish I work w/, during working hours would just be a bonus

LOL.

Found out that some girl was recently fired after she was caught with 2 guys in a car in the parking garage.

Another story I was told when I first started here, was 2 people had been fired after they were caught having sex on the CEO's desk. The ladies husband worked here too. Not sure what came of that.

escobar929 · 02-01-2011, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Couch

PIITB was the only no go. Can't say I didn't try. Multiple times.

And they aren't always "great". My old roommate was with one while on a cruise with his family, lol. He said, "It was the most boring sex I've ever had."

What was funny, was the next day his aunt at breakfast said, "Heard you went old last night." lol

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LOL.

Found out that some girl was recently fired after she was caught with 2 guys in a car in the parking garage.

Another story I was told when I first started here, was 2 people had been fired after they were caught having sex on the CEO's desk. The ladies husband worked here too. Not sure what came of that.

still got the girls #? sounds like she parties

01-31-2011, 10:37 PM	#45
fdsasdasdf Captain 135 Rep 778 Posts Drives: 330Ci ZHP 6sp Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC iTrader: (0)	I had some cougars hit on me at an AC/DC concert when I was 18. Kept encroaching on me and stuff. Felt a little odd. Cougar: "So, which one of y'all is gonna buy us a beer?" Me: "Uh...which one of Y'ALL is gonna buy me a beer?" Cougar: "How old are you guys?" Me: "18 and 19?" Cougar: "And y'all know who AC/DC is?!" By the end of the night they were practically in my seat and I was shifted over as faaaaar as I could go.
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1255 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	i say nay to old roast beef __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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02-01-2011, 12:10 AM	#50
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