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      07-21-2011, 10:38 AM   #45
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      07-21-2011, 10:42 AM   #46
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      07-21-2011, 10:45 AM   #47
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She's "broke"?

How can someone who just took your money, have no money?
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shes a scam artist. Couldnt you get the police involved? you paid for a service... never recieved said service... thats illegal no?
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      07-21-2011, 11:25 AM   #48
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      07-21-2011, 11:26 AM   #49
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      07-21-2011, 11:45 AM   #50
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forget mkt research....bbbj is fair....
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forget mkt research....bbbj is fair....
bbbj??? Big Boobed blow job?
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      07-21-2011, 11:55 AM   #52
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Never mind... Thanks Urban Dictionary.... I wouldn't let a CL hooker BBBJ me EVER....
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      07-21-2011, 12:08 PM   #53
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Why didn't you just say BJ, who the fuck gets blow jobs with a condom on.
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      07-21-2011, 12:14 PM   #54
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Why didn't you just say BJ, who the fuck gets blow jobs with a condom on.
There are some you should do cbj......you know what HPV is dont ya?...like 15-20% of young gals have it...it leads to oropharyngeal cancer in some cases.

But you would never do a skank huh?..
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      07-21-2011, 12:19 PM   #55
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I don't have sexual relations with hookers or any girl that looks like they would have something, I would LOVE to see you convince a normal girl to blow your dick when it tastes like rubber. Most normal girls don't even want to give a BJ regardless, much less when it tastes like a tire.
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      07-21-2011, 12:26 PM   #56
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I don't have sexual relations with hookers or any girl that looks like they would have something, I would LOVE to see you convince a normal girl to blow your dick when it tastes like rubber. Most normal girls don't even want to give a BJ regardless, much less when it tastes like a tire.
So you can tell whether they have HPV based on looks now huh?...you got a PCR machine in your mouth huh?......forget hookers, 20% of college girls have HPV...they dont look like hookers...you want to screw these gals...lol...wanna know what causes venereal warts...HPV 16/18...you know how many ob-gyn's are treating v. warts in college gals>??...quite a few I am guessing.

Actually the risk is alot greater if you do oral on them rather than vice versa...go ask that dude on ask a obgyn anything thread.

My point, you cant tell who has HPV based on looks or skank factor even college gals.
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      07-21-2011, 12:33 PM   #57
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...you know what HPV is dont ya?...like 15-20% of young gals have it...
I thought it was MUCH higher than that.

"HPV is so common that at least 50% of sexually active men and women get it at some point in their lives."

Quoted directly from the CDC website...
Source: http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
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      07-21-2011, 12:37 PM   #58
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I thought it was MUCH higher than that.

"HPV is so common that at least 50% of sexually active men and women get it at some point in their lives."

Quoted directly from the CDC website...
Source: http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
That number can vary widely depending where sample size came from...seen number as low as 15% and and as high as 50%...I went with low low number not to scare Collin who thinks the skanks that would actually blow him are super clean...

Ok I am done with this thread...getting too OT...get back to getting even with that beeeaattcchhh.
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I just got a random craving for a blue waffle... Who's with me!?
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      07-21-2011, 12:41 PM   #60
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WAIT guys! she says she gets paid next Thursday and will pay me back in full when she gets paid. Let me get my money back first before we troll her please. We can call it interest on making me sweat her for my money
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      07-21-2011, 01:29 PM   #62
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WAIT guys! she says she gets paid next Thursday and will pay me back in full when she gets paid. Let me get my money back first before we troll her please. We can call it interest on making me sweat her for my money
I say we troll OP now since we cant neg...
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      07-21-2011, 01:34 PM   #63
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Do not mistaken me for a noob just because I have low post count, I will skull fuck the shit out of you if you troll me
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      07-21-2011, 01:34 PM   #64
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WAIT guys! she says she gets paid next Thursday and will pay me back in full when she gets paid. Let me get my money back first before we troll her please. We can call it interest on making me sweat her for my money
She deserves to be trolled anyway.

Sorry, but if you get your $100 back, she'll just keep doing what she's doing.

If she gets trolled hard, maybe she'll think twice about doing it again.

Take one for the team bro.
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      07-21-2011, 01:35 PM   #65
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Do not mistaken me for a noob just because I have low post count, I will skull fuck the shit out of you if you troll me
dangerous path you are headed down...
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      07-21-2011, 01:37 PM   #66
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why can't she just do the work that she was paid for?
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