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      08-22-2011, 06:20 PM   #45
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      08-22-2011, 08:06 PM   #46
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I hate it when you wake up 2 mins. before your alarm clock is set.

fcuk, I just got mad thinking about it.
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      08-22-2011, 08:27 PM   #47
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When you're at a restaurant and a different guy (other than your waiter/ress) brings the food to you, then your actual waitress comes up 5 seconds later and asks "how is everything?"

And I'm like...

Bitch let me start eating first
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      08-22-2011, 08:49 PM   #48
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      08-23-2011, 02:37 AM   #49
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When you're at a restaurant and a different guy (other than your waiter/ress) brings the food to you, then your actual waitress comes up 5 seconds later and asks "how is everything?"

And I'm like...

Bitch let me start eating first
I lol'd.
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      08-23-2011, 10:12 AM   #50
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When the food you are served looks nothing like the food in the pictures.
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      08-23-2011, 11:56 AM   #51
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I go to.convenient store or gas I get bombarded by homeless or charity. Seriously, security or store management take care of that shit.

Its your turn in line get off your fucking phone.

Your gf dreamnt you had an affair and gets mad at you.
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      08-23-2011, 12:01 PM   #52
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When the food you are served looks nothing like the food in the pictures.
Stop eating at McDonalds... Problem solved!
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      08-23-2011, 02:50 PM   #53
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"So.. does that make sense?"

I'm gonna rip out eye balls of the next person who tries to slip this question in at the end of any convo grrrrrrrrrr
I don't see what is wrong with this. They are just looking for confirmation you and they are at the same understanding. I think it is just good communication.

Does that make sense?
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I hate it when mods delete ANYTHING BUT SPAM.
Fixed.
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      08-23-2011, 03:22 PM   #55
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Fixed.
I noticed that too
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      08-23-2011, 11:44 PM   #56
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I hate it when you go to Target for one specific item, but end up with 20 more items.
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      08-24-2011, 12:53 AM   #57
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You take a shit in a public bathroom and before doing it put toilet paper on the seat as an anti bacteria barrier and a bit in the bowl as an anti splash, then a fkin gust of wind from nowhere knocks the paper into the bowl and you have to start all over again.... And when your done your out of toilet paper!
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      08-24-2011, 01:00 AM   #58
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You take a shit in a public bathroom and before doing it put toilet paper on the seat as an anti bacteria barrier and a bit in the bowl as an anti splash, then a fkin gust of wind from nowhere knocks the paper into the bowl and you have to start all over again.... And when your done your out of toilet paper!
what about when you wipe and bend, some of the germ barrier TP slides into the bowl. it's already too late at that point.
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      08-24-2011, 11:34 AM   #59
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You take a shit in a public bathroom and before doing it put toilet paper on the seat as an anti bacteria barrier and a bit in the bowl as an anti splash, then a fkin gust of wind from nowhere knocks the paper into the bowl and you have to start all over again.... And when your done your out of toilet paper!
what about when you wipe and bend, some of the germ barrier TP slides into the bowl. it's already too late at that point.
Jeezuz! When you're at a ghetto bathroom and the toilet seat is loose. One wrong move and the toilet seat slips and you make contact with part of toilet under seat

Wash hands and realize no more paper towels.

People playing basketball in middle of street when trying to get home and give your dirty looks when trying to pass.

Auto pay wasn't set up correctly causing late fee.

Extremely bored and go to offtopic, buy nothing new/interesting has been posted.
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When you're in a relationship, but it's summer and you seen fine azz women walking around single.
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      08-24-2011, 12:43 PM   #61
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1. I hate when your going around turns in an M3 an some broke down piece of shit car thinks it can keep up with you lol really.

2. I hate it when people drive 10mph under the speed limit in the fast lane, and when you pass them, they speed up trying to block you. Yeah like 420hp isnt enough to pass you.

3. I hate when your in the drive thru and they ask you to repeat the same godamn order several times.

4. I hate when some asshole customer comes to you with a problem like I caused it. Like I am suppose to take that shit from you and then help you with the situation.

5. I hate when fucking deer majically appear on the damn road, and I suppose to brake 80-0mph like a super car.

6. I hate when women act like they wanna be your be your friend, when secretly they want to fuck you.

7. I hate when you get on the elevator at work and it smells like a fucking insurgent attack inside there.

8. I hate when you plan a beautiful vacation only to find out that it has to be cancelled because your gf changes her mind at the last minute.

9. I hate when the police start pacing me on the road and let soccer mom bitch zip pass us at 80+mph. But if I did the same thing I will get pulled over for it.

Sorry guys its just been one of those days to vent lol.
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      08-24-2011, 02:31 PM   #62
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6. I hate when women act like they wanna be your be your friend, when secretly they want to fuck you.
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      08-24-2011, 02:34 PM   #63
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I hate it when you have to piss with the back pressure of a fire hose (while driving) and you make an emergency stop at the nearest public restroom AND...

somebody is already in there taking a shyt.
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      08-24-2011, 02:52 PM   #64
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Obviously I made that one up I've got issues
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      08-25-2011, 02:08 AM   #65
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When you have to deal with idiots every day......

I need a vacation :|
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      08-25-2011, 02:46 AM   #66
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When you have been planing for months a one week vacation in North Carolina for the week of August 29th... and a fricking Hurricane comes out of nowhere.
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