Rant Thread

M3Bahn · 09-21-2011, 06:32 PM

Women who pull out their checkbooks at grocery store and take forever to write a focking check and then want cash back etc etc.

Funny thing is I never seen a guy do it and who uses checks anymore at stores?

ScaredOnce · 09-21-2011, 06:35 PM

The jackoff that tried to waive me out into traffic around a blind entrance twice!

BMW//M · 09-21-2011, 07:07 PM

I went to make a double cheeseburger and bacon sandwhich only to find out I was out of bacon.

MadDog · 09-21-2011, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW//M

I went to make a double cheeseburger and bacon sandwhich only to find out I was out of bacon.

It's only a rant if you're out of bacon, cheese, meat and bun.

ScaredOnce · 09-21-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

It's only a rant if you're out of bacon, cheese, meat and bun.

You've clearly never ran low on baconz.....

MadDog · 09-21-2011, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

You've clearly never ran low on baconz.....

ScaredOnce · 09-21-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

well played.

I need all of that bacon! haha

BTM · 09-21-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Does Middle Eastern count as being brown? (Not being sarcastic)

If you're brown it does

BMW//M · 09-21-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

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Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

You've clearly never ran low on baconz.....

If I got stuck in a room with these ladies I don't know if I'd be eating or fucking.

BTM · 09-21-2011, 07:47 PM

you can do both

ScaredOnce · 09-21-2011, 07:48 PM

I luv to eat it first...

ragingclue · 09-21-2011, 08:31 PM

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ujanitorbro?

Although my 7 years in the Corps had me ready for even the most extreme custodial technician job, that is not my field.

I do, however, value my morning shits and any other time I need to use the facility. The tenants on our floor are very respectful for the most part. It's just every time they have one of their conferences/trainings, it looks like Goliath came in and pissed all over everything for three weeks. Seriously standing water puddles of piss at every urinal and every toilet? Piss all over the seats of the shitters? It absolutely boggles my mind that someone in charge of these fuckers is ok with that sort of behavior. They should all be belittled with snide sarcasm and some good dry wit, followed by floggings and a session where they have to clean the piss puddles up with their mouths while their children watch.

Don't fuck with my shitter time.

Kroy · 09-21-2011, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Although my 7 years in the Corps had me ready for even the most extreme custodial technician job, that is not my field.

I do, however, value my morning shits and any other time I need to use the facility. The tenants on our floor are very respectful for the most part. It's just every time they have one of their conferences/trainings, it looks like Goliath came in and pissed all over everything for three weeks. Seriously standing water puddles of piss at every urinal and every toilet? Piss all over the seats of the shitters? It absolutely boggles my mind that someone in charge of these fuckers is ok with that sort of behavior. They should all be belittled with snide sarcasm and some good dry wit, followed by floggings and a session where they have to clean the piss puddles up with their mouths while their children watch.

Don't fuck with my shitter time.

ragingclue takes that shit seriously.

donovan · 09-21-2011, 10:25 PM

Why the fuk do people give a shit what "stars" are doing on tv...there HUMAN just like everyone else(except for those few weird fuks).

Learn a special skill to protect yourself in the future up-coming.

3_runner · 09-21-2011, 10:42 PM

A bicyclist went around an SUV, across a double yellow line, that was letting me enter into traffic and nearly hit me..... Bastard gave me the finger. Really wish I hit him....REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wished I hit him.

TimZ · 09-21-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 3_runner

A bicyclist went around an SUV, across a double yellow line, that was letting me enter into traffic and nearly hit me..... Bastard gave me the finger. Really wish I hit him....REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wished I hit him.

This!!!
Damn bikers in NYC that don't even use their god damned bike lanes!!! That damn lane could of been more useful for cars

yakev724 · 09-21-2011, 11:04 PM

people who walk on semi-busy streets, at night, in ALL BLACK.

Almost hit a damn biker today wearing dark hoody, black pants, no lights/reflectors on the bike of any sort. Passed him as I was driving past 2 cars coming the opposite way (1 lane each way), so had to brake hard or I would have probably hit him.

silvergray545 · 09-22-2011, 11:58 AM

I had three exams this week and a paper due. I just remembered that I had court a 9 this morning. It's noon now. Fuckin awesome.

Pcemkr · 09-22-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by donovan

Why the fuk do people give a shit what "stars" are doing on tv...there HUMAN just like everyone else(except for those few weird fuks).

Learn a special skill to protect yourself in the future up-coming.

This. Why the hell would I care about keeping up with a fat-assed Armenian family? I tell my gf to stop watching that shit and watch something informative on Discovery/Travel channel.

BMW//M · 09-22-2011, 12:07 PM

TV is filled with degenerate scum nowadays. Look at Dancing with the stars, they have a 400 lb transvestite rolling around. Look at jersey shore and all those Real Housewives shows, really puts this country to shame if you ask me.

TK-421 · 09-22-2011, 05:24 PM

i'm in the hospital because i most likely broke my arm in a game of pickup football this morning. fucking random black guys who take it too seriously think it's cool to chop block in a friendly game. oh and it's my birthday today - SWEET BRO

NYCGP · 09-22-2011, 05:25 PM

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i'm in the hospital because i most likely broke my arm in a game of pickup football this morning... and it's my fucking birthday. SWEET BRO

Happy Birthday Man!!

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