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      06-12-2014, 07:16 PM   #683
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      06-12-2014, 11:16 PM   #684
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She's NOT a dentist - she's a nurse. Her family is originally from Poland about a hundred years ago. I met her at University of Chicago. Yeah, she was #2 in her H.S. and was a cute nerd back in the day. She used to commute until her 2nd year which is when I swooped down on her and took her away (well, I actually had to do her homework for her to fall in love with me).

I was just kidding about the pervs on OT... but now I'm starting to think you guys really are pervs. hahaha

I'm still not going to post pics of the kids though. They're young and innocent. Wife knows about the couple of pics I posted through the years on OT.

Congrats Sara on giving birth next month! Didn't know you were pregnant!

The secret to great boobs is to get them massaged again and again and again by your significant other. The more they're handled, the bigger they get. As you can see, I'm quite busy at night.

Now let's continue on this thread and see other guys and their significant others!
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      06-12-2014, 11:21 PM   #685
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Cool

Came in here and scrolled down. Thought I was in 'Other Vehicles' for a second...

Few pics this week with of the familia and me:



My boys were happy to be rescued!

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      06-12-2014, 11:39 PM   #686
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One thing I would love to share is that, girls/women did my HW or project for me (with me, but mainly them). I actually had lab/hw/study with benefit friends on almost all classes (chem , phys, econ, math, etc). Those were upper undergrad classes too.

Oh yeah, I didn't even bother buying my Atomic Physics1 and Econometrics text book, because girls were willing to share.

I couldn't get too much help after undergrad. Girls got smarter, and they won't let me FREE RIDE (no pun).

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She's NOT a dentist - she's a nurse. Her family is originally from Poland about a hundred years ago. I met her at University of Chicago. Yeah, she was #2 in her H.S. and was a cute nerd back in the day. She used to commute until her 2nd year which is when I swooped down on her and took her away (well, I actually had to do her homework for her to fall in love with me).

I was just kidding about the pervs on OT... but now I'm starting to think you guys really are pervs. hahaha

I'm still not going to post pics of the kids though. They're young and innocent. Wife knows about the couple of pics I posted through the years on OT.

Congrats Sara on giving birth next month! Didn't know you were pregnant!

The secret to great boobs is to get them massaged again and again and again by your significant other. The more they're handled, the bigger they get. As you can see, I'm quite busy at night.

Now let's continue on this thread and see other guys and their significant others!
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      06-13-2014, 07:33 AM   #687
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One thing I would love to share is that, girls/women did my HW or project for me (with me, but mainly them). I actually had lab/hw/study with benefit friends on almost all classes (chem , phys, econ, math, etc). Those were upper undergrad classes too.
So far I've done all my SO's writing assignments and all her math assignments. I feel like I am in college (although I should be).


As much as I hate to say it, her literature and mathematical skills are probably on par with someone in 9th grade, and it's really kind of embarrassing when I help. Actually, it's irritating because she will get mad when I try to teach her how to articulate her words into coherent sentences, and will storm off.



She's never gotten anything under an A- on any assignment I took over. Yet, I never had the same integrity with my own assignments when I was attending.
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      06-13-2014, 09:39 AM   #688
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She's NOT a dentist - she's a nurse. Her family is originally from Poland about a hundred years ago. I met her at University of Chicago. Yeah, she was #2 in her H.S. and was a cute nerd back in the day. She used to commute until her 2nd year which is when I swooped down on her and took her away (well, I actually had to do her homework for her to fall in love with me).

I was just kidding about the pervs on OT... but now I'm starting to think you guys really are pervs. hahaha

I'm still not going to post pics of the kids though. They're young and innocent. Wife knows about the couple of pics I posted through the years on OT.

Congrats Sara on giving birth next month! Didn't know you were pregnant!

The secret to great boobs is to get them massaged again and again and again by your significant other. The more they're handled, the bigger they get. As you can see, I'm quite busy at night.

Now let's continue on this thread and see other guys and their significant others!
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      06-13-2014, 03:08 PM   #689
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You saw the bunny picture or the jeans picture or the white swimsuit one? A few years ago, I was a little more hesitant on posting her. LOL
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      06-13-2014, 07:12 PM   #690
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Oh yeah. SO's assignment are different story.
As long as it isn't some crazy adv. Solid state physics, I would be able to help her (if she was a student).



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So far I've done all my SO's writing assignments and all her math assignments. I feel like I am in college (although I should be).


As much as I hate to say it, her literature and mathematical skills are probably on par with someone in 9th grade, and it's really kind of embarrassing when I help. Actually, it's irritating because she will get mad when I try to teach her how to articulate her words into coherent sentences, and will storm off.



She's never gotten anything under an A- on any assignment I took over. Yet, I never had the same integrity with my own assignments when I was attending.
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Came in here and scrolled down. Thought I was in 'Other Vehicles' for a second...

Few pics this week with of the familia and me:



My boys were happy to be rescued!

WOw. she look totally different from pic 1 and 3.
People who can look totally different like that can get a modeling job in a heart beat.
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      06-13-2014, 07:21 PM   #692
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WOw. she look totally different from pic 1 and 3.
People who can look totally different like that can get a modeling job in a heart beat.
pretty sure thats an actual life guard as his wife appears to not have tattoos on her right arm and collar bone haha
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      06-13-2014, 07:27 PM   #693
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pretty sure thats an actual life guard as his wife appears to not have tattoos on her right arm and collar bone haha
LOL. I should pay more attention.
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My wife is one of the person who look totally different based on how she does her makeup. If done at professional level, I can't even recognize her at 20m.

She once got a fill in modeling gig at Shisheido cosmetic. I never seen her that happy. I was more like "fill in" "ugly duckling" etc. I did the buzz kill thing.
Yes , she is on 2007 catalog.
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      06-13-2014, 08:01 PM   #695
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Came in here and scrolled down. Thought I was in 'Other Vehicles' for a second...

Few pics this week with of the familia and me:


Not for nothing but the Mrs has great legs !!! Beautiful kids too !!
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WOw. she look totally different from pic 1 and 3.
People who can look totally different like that can get a modeling job in a heart beat.
haha! Yeah that would be an AMAZING transformation indeed!
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Not for nothing but the Mrs has great legs !!! Beautiful kids too !!
Thank you kindly!
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breast feeding is the fastest way to lose the baby fat. . .
it's one of those weird phenomenon's, but yes, letting a kid suck your tits will make you skinny after birth......
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Congrats Sara on giving birth next month! Didn't know you were pregnant!
she's pregnant and she hasn't even had sex !!!!
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she's pregnant and she hasn't even had sex !!!!
I havent?
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Seriously, where's the mother of the 3 kids?
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