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      04-09-2015, 02:15 PM   #8031
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They must have been smoking some really good shyt
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      04-09-2015, 02:50 PM   #8032
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that is freaking hysterical
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      04-09-2015, 04:02 PM   #8033
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I heard about this on the drive in this morning. WTF happened to his face?

I'll wear a wire and we'll get that Jesus!!!!


. . . and a baby aligator
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      04-09-2015, 04:56 PM   #8034
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Here I am reading the police statement and it just keeps getting better and better. I think I completely lost it at "you should arrest Jesus."

And then I got to the alligator part.
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      04-10-2015, 06:51 AM   #8036
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Here I am reading the police statement and it just keeps getting better and better. I think I completely lost it at "you should arrest Jesus."

And then I got to the alligator part.
I have a pretty livid imagination, and I'm having a hard time putting all the pieces of this puzzle together, so that's saying something.
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I have a pretty livid imagination, and I'm having a hard time putting all the pieces of this puzzle together, so that's saying something.
Alligators man.
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      04-10-2015, 09:41 AM   #8038
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      04-10-2015, 10:37 AM   #8039
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How is what they're doing different from any other religion?
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I have a pretty livid imagination, and I'm having a hard time putting all the pieces of this puzzle together, so that's saying something.
I have never known my imagination to get angry.
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      04-10-2015, 11:15 AM   #8041
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      04-10-2015, 05:46 PM   #8042
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I have never known my imagination to get angry.
I see what you did there.

My imagination gets all sorts of livid or whatever the word is
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      04-13-2015, 07:53 AM   #8043
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Look at all you on your mighty dictionary horses. YUCK IT UP ALL YOU WANT. VIVID, LIVID, HIVID, SHMIVID.





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Ahhh man- self burn. Though break- he looks so smart!

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      04-14-2015, 03:13 PM   #8047
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^^ That's actually true for some women.
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      04-14-2015, 03:22 PM   #8048
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^^ That's actually true for some women.
X2

You take a 8.5 milf with massive tits back to your crib, they wipe their makeup off because "oh my gawd, I'm gonna break out if I leave my make up on while I sleep" and the next thing you know, you're lying in bed with a 50 year old dyke named Olga
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X2

You take a 8.5 milf with massive tits back to your crib, they wipe their makeup off because "oh my gawd, I'm gonna break out if I leave my make up on while I sleep" and the next thing you know, you're lying in bed with a 50 year old dyke named Olga
You regretted that night instantly, huh?
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      04-14-2015, 03:59 PM   #8050
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Doh!

Squishy got the axe!
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