What do you all do for a living?

954Stealth · 09-03-2014, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

No...., it took way too long. About 5 posts too long.

I digress. You've won the internet today.

˙ʎɐpoʇ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ uoʍ ǝʌ,noʎ ˙ssǝɹbıp ı

˙buoן ooʇ sʇsod 5 ʇnoqɐ ˙buoן ooʇ ʎɐʍ ʞooʇ ʇı '˙˙˙˙ou

Billup · 09-03-2014, 11:29 AM

HA! You couldn't get the smiley upside down.

You've won only half the internet.

954Stealth · 09-03-2014, 11:32 AM

What do you mean?

UncleWede · 09-03-2014, 11:35 AM

Looks similar to the first trolling I can recall. We all went to lunch and had pitchers instead of food. Got back and two guys had to go home, couldn't hang. When they got back I had spent what seemed like HOURS getting flip-vga to mess with their autoexec.bat files, so they thought they had virial infections.

Yes, manually messing with autoexec.bat, after drinking, back in the 80s probably. Might have been 486s, but probably 386s.

Billup · 09-03-2014, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

What do you mean?

However you flipped everything else, I was expecting the smiley to still be retained as a normal gif, so he would be "lol"ing upside down.

Edit: I see what you did, you tricky son of a gun! lol

UncleWede · 09-03-2014, 05:16 PM

I saw, and would testify in a court of law, that the smiley was not there earlier, it was the code.

rjpeaks · 09-05-2014, 04:46 PM

Product Manager for the largest Networking Company in the world.

gtron · 09-05-2014, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rjpeaks

Product Manager for the largest Networking Company in the world.

i'm near you. maybe we can do some "networking" some time. pun intended. lol

954Stealth · 09-05-2014, 04:52 PM

Oh snap. @gtron is on fire!

gtron · 09-05-2014, 04:54 PM

954Stealth · 09-05-2014, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

I'm sorry. I should set a better example. Someone who is Robocop during the day should not be picking on people.
Damn now you all know my career

gtron · 09-05-2014, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

I'm sorry. I should set a better example. Someone who is Robocop during the day should not be picking on people.
Damn now you all know my career

i understand. i've had a good amount of peanut butter and crackers today.

sh55 · 09-05-2014, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

House husband... my wife is the CEO of a little know tech company called Yahoo...

Found you! You are Zack Bogue apparently

Serious reply: Product manager in tech industry

rjpeaks · 09-05-2014, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

i'm near you. maybe we can do some "networking" some time. pun intended. lol

fortunately, i am not in San Jose.

if you know what a CCNA is that you will know what i do.

one day i will have to do that one...

gtron · 09-06-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rjpeaks

fortunately, i am not in San Jose.

if you know what a CCNA is that you will know what i do.

one day i will have to do that one...

i saw your location as HB which is like 10-15 min from me.

i'm very familiar with ccna.

MrPrena · 09-06-2014, 03:12 PM

At this point in my life (mid 30s), what people do for a living in irrelevant. Bragging about occupation or their salary is just peasant talk. Even a butler or servant makes more money than non-exe VP in S&P500 company.

I would rather make less than $56k cleaning toilet and have $82m in my money market/checking acct, than make $560k/yr and have $8.2m in my account.

Billup · 09-06-2014, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

At this point in my life (mid 30s), what people do for a living in irrelevant. Bragging about occupation or their salary is just peasant talk. Even a butler or servant makes more money than non-exe VP in S&P500 company.

I'm not trying to brag, but I get paid $500 for a single session of self pleasure on the interweb. That is far from being a peasant. I make $5k a week showing the world my assets (or should I say "wangsets").

MrPrena · 09-06-2014, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I'm not trying to brag, but I get paid $500 for a single session of self pleasure on the interweb. That is far from being a peasant. I make $5k a week showing the world my assets (or should I say "wangsets").

As long as it is fun and easy I would be more than happy to do what I like to do at $50/day.
Another factor I consider is "easy money."

I get more pleasure out of making $200/day by doing nothing than $5000/day doing extremely difficult work.

Billup · 09-06-2014, 04:25 PM

Masturbating isn't very difficult. Maybe a 1 minute process if you're legit.

Good money man, don't even need to show your face.

///M Power-Belgium · 09-06-2014, 06:20 PM

King of my country !

P1 · 09-06-2014, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rjpeaks

Product Manager for the largest Networking Company in the world.

Oh no, someone actually said what their real job was. That's boring! It's much more fun if you just make it up since it's all irrelevant anyways.

DemolitionJim · 09-06-2014, 10:12 PM

during the day i teach newcomers to america, spanish, seeing as how it is the first option when you get when you call and get an automated system. plus the english language has gone to shit.

twice a week at night i play the middle person in the human centipede. I'm a giver and a receiver, but because I'm the middle i can only do it two nights a week. it takes a lot out of me.

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