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      09-05-2014, 03:37 PM   #881
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I feel like you are speaking your mind here. I cannot tolerate this. You have been reported to the individual currently swinging the banhammer.
If I had a dollar for every one of my own posts that I've reported, but haven't been banned for in my short existence here, I'd be able to pay all my bills this month.


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So you are responsible for them being banned?

Or is his screen name Vic311?
For once, I did not instigate a banning. Although, I thought I would have been banned a long time ago, at least much sooner than those two!
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      09-05-2014, 04:00 PM   #882
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So have you, melady.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-05-2014, 04:03 PM   #883
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Haha
dafuqisthisshit

I came in here expecting a photo of you and your significant other and all i get is a "haha".



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      09-05-2014, 04:20 PM   #884
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      09-05-2014, 04:23 PM   #885
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dafuqisthisshit

I came in here expecting a photo of your and your significant other and all i get is a "haha".



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She got you just by being the last poster in this thread.

Actually, I'd be curious what she'd consider her significant other if she were to post a pic of her and her SO - would it be her boyfriend/husband or would it be her car?
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      09-05-2014, 04:26 PM   #886
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She got you just by being the last poster in this thread.

Actually, I'd be curious what she'd consider her significant other if she were to post a pic of her and her SO - would it be her boyfriend/husband or would it be her car?
Probably her child that was clearly bawling his eyes out in the first picture of her blog.
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      09-05-2014, 04:26 PM   #887
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dafuqisthisshit

I came in here expecting a photo of your and your significant other and all i get is a "haha".


Lol

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She got you just by being the last poster in this thread.

Actually, I'd be curious what she'd consider her significant other if she were to post a pic of her and her SO - would it be her boyfriend/husband or would it be her car?
Or would I post a group photo of all above?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Boyfriend = peter3?
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Lets get this back on topic;

Pic of my most recent SO;







Make sure to notice which hand it is and take notes, gents.
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Lets get this back on topic;

Pic of my most recent SO;







Make sure to notice which hand it is and take notes, gents.
It looks well moisturized
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      09-06-2014, 06:38 PM   #891
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Billup, given your clear artistic talents I am not surprised to see you are a lefty...
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      09-06-2014, 11:49 PM   #892
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Using the left frees up the right for the mouse. Also adds a stranger effect.
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      09-07-2014, 01:47 AM   #893
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      09-08-2014, 09:52 AM   #894
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Lets get this back on topic;

Pic of my most recent SO;







Make sure to notice which hand it is and take notes, gents.
Hmmm...I am deeply concerned about the white spots I am seeing on your thumb and middle finger...have you checked for Raynaud's? This disease is more common in women, but you never know....

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-c...s/con-20022916
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      09-08-2014, 10:01 AM   #895
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That's dried semen, but I really do appreciate your concern. Love my OT family.
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BenchRacerYo, meet Billup.
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Pic of my most recent SO;







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      09-09-2014, 06:41 PM   #898
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hmm pity. well, have a great weekend everyone

i'll be reading Lups m4 blog
I was trying to find out why the hell I wrote haha here last week, and spotted this. Thanks, the blog got it's final entries in and next summer Canada is on my way.

Sorry Stealth for doing this again to you!
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      09-09-2014, 10:58 PM   #899
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
You mean "they're to die for." Get the delivery right!
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      09-09-2014, 11:56 PM   #901
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
Uhhm... Juarez is the most dangerous city on earth outside of wherever ISIS is in the middle east. Not sure if I would venture there for the local cuisine.
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See what did I tell you? Txstyle completely missed the joke.
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