[C5driver]

WTF?

http://www.boredpanda.com/glitter-beard-trend/

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, it's easy to tell when someone writes something as stupid as you just did. You need an elf if you don't have a nanny to do the work for ya!

(I agree with you, what a retarded thing to buy.)

My lack of parenting experience is showing. I'll keep quite.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

My lack of parenting experience is showing. I'll keep quite.

I have extra kids, want some?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have extra kids, want some?

Age? Gender?

[UncleWede]

No, not 12yo girls

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

No, not 12yo girls

Geez, it's not that. I'm not some monster or anything.

I just have to know the age and gender so i can figure out how i'm going o profit from these kids before agreeing to take them.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Age? Gender?

This one would be the first to go:
http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...182909&page=13

(about a half way down the page)

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

This one would be the first to go:
http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...182909&page=13

(about a half way down the page)

I think that's the wrong link. No kids or anything that could be considered humorously off color.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think that's the wrong link. No kids or anything that could be considered humorously off color.

Post 280. My son decided a police operation is needed to spice up my friday

[1MOREMOD]

Called in bomb threat?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Called in bomb threat?

"I left my three year old in the car, and I took our dogs in the house. Note that I never went more than 5 meters from the car, and I am faster than a turtle.

My son pressed the sos button in the car. I couldn't cancel the call, and I went looking for a manual from the trunk when they had answered the call. They had assumed the silence meant I couldn't speak and called cops on me. After they took me off hold again, I had already driven to the school yard when he told me the cops would've followed me there since they were tracking my luxury vehicle.

That would've been one epic school run for sure.

I learned today the sos button must die. I don't care if someone steals my car but I sure as fuck don't ever want to sit in my car laughing my ass off while trying to look stern to emphasize the consequences of actions to my kid.

_____________"

[tc328]

And I thought ghost riding was badass...

https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/vi...6298378415112/

[gtron]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Called in bomb threat?

keyword internet chatter buzz word flagged.

and congrats, the nsa is checking out this forum and all of us all out now.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by gtron

keyword internet chatter buzz word flagged.

and congrats, the nsa is checking out this forum and all of us all out now.

Great retracted.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Post 280. My son decided a police operation is needed to spice up my friday

Ahh i see it now. That's pretty good!!

I can work with that. Clearly will be a very popular comedian. I'll pimp out his comedy skills to all the after school day care centers and make bank!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ahh i see it now. That's pretty good!!

I can work with that. Clearly will be a very popular comedian. I'll pimp out his comedy skills to all the after school day care centers and make bank!

Have fun. He enjoys frogs, good food, conversations, cars that are better than mine and he is extremely talented at finding trouble where there shouldn't be any.

He does have his moments and then he has given me the opportunity to take this photo which I consider to be the reason I haven't sold him yet:

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Have fun. He enjoys frogs, good food, conversations, cars that are better than mine and he is extremely talented at finding trouble where there shouldn't be any.

He does have his moments and then he has given me the opportunity to take this photo which I consider to be the reason I haven't sold him yet:

Wait, so now you MAY consider "selling" him? Before your were just giving kids away.

I can't work with this, deal is off.

No matter how cute that picture is!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wait, so now you MAY consider "selling" him? Before your were just giving kids away.

I can't work with this, deals off.

No matter how cute that picture is!

Selling sounds nicer than "I pay you five dollars if you take him and don't return him. " this is marketing man!

He's my tiny man, who just is a bit like me. Sadly I am over run with this emotional condition that has developed over the years of trying to keep him alive that I doubt I could give him away (ask again in a hour when he is not playing nicely again).

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by tc328

And I thought ghost riding was badass...

https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/vi...6298378415112/

what in the hell

lol@ the passenger in the second car

[SakhirM4]

Southampton couple were treated for minor injuries at the local hospital emergency after their Smart Car hit a squirrel on Highway 21.

Witnesses say the squirrel fled the scene.

[EALm4]

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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by EALm4

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....the App sucks, right???