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      01-29-2018, 07:53 PM   #969
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This is like every gym in NJ now.
too many juice bros and guido types over there
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      01-29-2018, 08:46 PM   #970
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I am annoyed at the different mirrors

Some add 10 pounds of muscle. If I stand just right while doing the lat pull down machine, I look huge and ripped. Then, when I am doing cardio, I look like an anorexic jogger.
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      01-29-2018, 08:55 PM   #971
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I am annoyed at the different mirrors

Some add 10 pounds of muscle. If I stand just right while doing the lat pull down machine, I look huge and ripped. Then, when I am doing cardio, I look like an anorexic jogger.
They got to make the fatties on the threadmill feel better about themselves.
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      01-29-2018, 09:57 PM   #972
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There was a guy at my gym the other day doing one leg squats, on one of those half balance ball things with plates on each side... I was impressed personally. But then again, this guy obviously knew what he was doing.
Those are body pistol squats, aka one way ticket to knee surgery!

Core strength spent mean anything laid up on a hospital bed or on a walker!
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      01-29-2018, 10:08 PM   #973
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I was squatting today and was about done, only had two sets left. As I’m sitting recovering for my next set, this nerdy clueless looking kid walks up to me and asks, “you mind if I work in?”. I was squatting with 315lbs and he just thought he would jump real quick?? I told him I had two sets left and he could wait, then he just walks away likes he’s never been in a gym before. Ugh...

He proceeded to go to the leg press, load it up with 45s and start screaming reps as loud as can in the gym. This is why I hate post New Years in a commercial gym.
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      01-29-2018, 10:08 PM   #974
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It is that time of the year again!!! You know what I'm talking about... Tis the season to load up on Test (500mg minimum) to be nice and jacked for the summer. This of course leads to some gym hilarity from people with short fuses who can't handle their juice.

Last Tuesday. Dude's gear is starting to kick in and he is in "the zone".. Goes grabs so weights and bumps a dud, which seems to knock him out of his "zone" and he does not say "sorry". Tempers flare and much like gorillas in the wild the two begin to square off with intimidating poses and poetry referencing the "fucking of ones mother". Eventually the guy that did the bumping pulls of some Sub-Zero freeze shit and stops everyone in their tracks. I kid you not the dude turned and simply said "mother fucker you don't know what I been through". We where all mind fucked after hearing that line. And I said to myself what ever the fuck he's been through seems to prevent him from saying sorry. The shit got defused and there was no fight but that line will stay with me forever.
This story reminds me of a not so good moment of mine.

I at the time was a sponsored tournament open racquetball player for E-force and had this dude shove me against the glad after he was running his mouth the whoooooole set and I smoked his ass for the match.

Blew him a fun loving bye bye smart ass kiss and told him to take his bullshit to another club, he then proceeds to feel the need to push me into the glass and my 6'5" 225lb body had a spontaneous reflex of introducing my racquet to the side of his head!

Gym rule number one, people need to check their ego at the door!
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      01-29-2018, 10:13 PM   #975
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Everyone and everything annoys me at the gym these days..
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      01-29-2018, 10:48 PM   #976
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Everyone and everything annoys me at the gym these days..
And outside of the gym as well.
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      01-30-2018, 02:40 AM   #977
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Bad feeling annoys me everytime, some small guys try to show their strong while doing gyms.
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      01-30-2018, 06:00 AM   #978
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I am annoyed at the different mirrors

Some add 10 pounds of muscle. If I stand just right while doing the lat pull down machine, I look huge and ripped. Then, when I am doing cardio, I look like an anorexic jogger.

This must really mess with your head lol....you probably debate bulking and cutting all in the same day.
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      01-30-2018, 09:42 AM   #979
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Those are body pistol squats, aka one way ticket to knee surgery!

Core strength spent mean anything laid up on a hospital bed or on a walker!
I know what pistol squats are... just never seen anyone do them on a balance ball with any type of weight
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Those are body pistol squats, aka one way ticket to knee surgery!

Core strength spent mean anything laid up on a hospital bed or on a walker!
They made us do those in gym class in the ussr, no wonder my knees click now, and I'm unable to use a squat rack or press.
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      01-30-2018, 04:34 PM   #981
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well what can i say? the new gym i joined is AWESOME! they have staff literally walking around wiping down equipment even tho it's clean and they're arranging the plates in order! 5lb on top, 10lbs under that, 25's all the way to 45lbs. it's AMAZING! i'm not sure if that's annoying or i'm just so use to people putting $hit where ever they want
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      01-30-2018, 05:37 PM   #982
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Absolutely.

You know that thing you do when you’re walking and someone else is walking in your direction and you both try to avoid each other, but instead keep getting in each other’s way? Yea, I did that with a 65+ yr old naked Asian man the other day, with his noodle flip flopping left to right.

Hate that gym, ugh
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      02-01-2018, 04:52 PM   #983
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      02-01-2018, 06:04 PM   #984
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too many juice bros and guido types over there
Saw this on you tube the other day... reminded me of this post. Not jersey shore... probably LA. some azn dude that is going for physique and juicing. The juicing surprised me initially cause I didn’t think the guy was that big. Said he was competing at 180 ish or so 5’8”.


I don’t know if this is the specific video he talks about alternating sticking the needle
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      02-02-2018, 05:27 PM   #985
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surprised to report this as i usually don't talk to people while I'm in the zone but this older guy decided to get my attention because i was wearing an Affliction Randy Couture shirt. He literally slid my headphones off my head and i was like whaaaaaaa??? nice guy but dude, don't touch me or physically move my headset down he started to ramble on and on about Randy Couture and i really thought common sense would kick in where okay you've been talking to me for awhile now time to move on. after 5 minutes i literally had to walk away and say alright than dude...talk to you later!
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      02-02-2018, 05:58 PM   #986
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surprised to report this as i usually don't talk to people while I'm in the zone but this older guy decided to get my attention because i was wearing an Affliction Randy Couture shirt. He literally slid my headphones off my head and i was like whaaaaaaa??? nice guy but dude, don't touch me or physically move my headset down he started to ramble on and on about Randy Couture and i really thought common sense would kick in where okay you've been talking to me for awhile now time to move on. after 5 minutes i literally had to walk away and say alright than dude...talk to you later!

Maybe that’s how the people in the new club rolls.
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      02-02-2018, 06:04 PM   #987
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surprised to report this as i usually don't talk to people while I'm in the zone but this older guy decided to get my attention because i was wearing an Affliction Randy Couture shirt. He literally slid my headphones off my head and i was like whaaaaaaa??? nice guy but dude, don't touch me or physically move my headset down he started to ramble on and on about Randy Couture and i really thought common sense would kick in where okay you've been talking to me for awhile now time to move on. after 5 minutes i literally had to walk away and say alright than dude...talk to you later!
i hate when i'm held hostage like that...but it's so hard to get out without being a jerk
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i hate when i'm held hostage like that...but it's so hard to get out without being a jerk
i was looking for every opportunity like standing up, wiping the bench down and slowly putting my headset back over my ears but this guy didn't get the clue so i started walking away backwards waving my hand "alright than!"
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      02-04-2018, 10:14 AM   #989
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What’s annoying is old dudes that come up and watch you do your sets...

I usually put 14 45lb plates on the hammer strength shrug machines. http://www.fitnesssuperstore.com/Ham...SABEgJqsvD_BwE

Dude comes up says I want to see this as I start loading the plates... and just stares at me. For both my sets. Wtf... it’s always only this machine.. when I do deadlifts. People just look out of the corner of their eyes... this machine they just stand there


Creepy people.

It’s always old people that come up to me when I do this wtf...no hot chicks.

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What’s annoying is old dudes that come up and watch you do your sets...

I usually put 14 45lb plates on the hammer strength shrug machines. http://www.fitnesssuperstore.com/Ham...SABEgJqsvD_BwE

Dude comes up says I want to see this as I start loading the plates... and just stares at me. For both my sets. Wtf... it’s always only this machine.. when I do deadlifts. People just look out of the corner of their eyes... this machine they just stand there


Creepy people.

It’s always old people that come up to me when I do this wtf...no hot chicks.
You take all that effort to load up the shrug machine with 14 plates...cmon man!!

But yea, happens to me often too, old dudes just come up to me and start staring...uncomfortable
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