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      02-09-2016, 07:33 AM   #10099
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      02-09-2016, 01:53 PM   #10100
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      02-09-2016, 01:58 PM   #10101
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Classic - even worse, what if they didn't pull out?

Proves that sometimes you can come across a rocket scientist on 8ch
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      02-09-2016, 07:28 PM   #10102
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      02-09-2016, 07:38 PM   #10103
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      02-10-2016, 03:42 AM   #10104
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      02-10-2016, 03:44 AM   #10105
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      02-10-2016, 04:47 AM   #10107
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Yes.
It's similar for men who ride scooters or those silly three wheel can am fuck ups. Apparently they enjoy the breeze in their vaginas!
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      02-10-2016, 04:49 AM   #10108
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It's similar for men who ride scooters or those silly three wheel can am fuck ups. Apparently they enjoy the breeze in their vaginas!
In a related note, the reason blondes in San Francisco wear knee-length skirts is because mini skirts might let their balls show.
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      02-10-2016, 04:54 AM   #10109
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In a related note, the reason blondes in San Francisco wear knee-length skirts is because mini skirts might let their balls show.
You're invited to the bachelorette party! You give awesome advice!

edit: No idea how I managed to answer into this thread and not the other. This may explain why this kitchen is also kicking my ass.
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      02-10-2016, 04:57 AM   #10110
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You're invited to the bachelorette party! You give awesome advice!
Nice, I'm so there. I'll bring this - rates my vary. I accept non-cash payments, especially at bachlorette parties. I will hope to find a women's hockey team in my navel before the night ends.
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      02-10-2016, 05:06 AM   #10111
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Nice, I'm so there. I'll bring this - rates my vary. I accept non-cash payments, especially at bachlorette parties. I will hope to find a women's hockey team in my navel before the night ends.
I can promise it will be a night everyone will have to work hard to forget.

Fucking kitchen is kicking my ass. Why can't I just eat candy at home.
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