You know you're old when...

vreihen16 · 07-15-2020, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

This. Even when they try to hide it, I know an AARP envelope. Our recycle bin is between the mailbox and the house for a reason.

The worst part is that my DW (who hasn't passed the AARP age) says that I should join because of a free $12 value AARP-logo tote bag or some other useless perk. I know better than to roam around town carrying a "mug me because I'm an old person" bag, and I'm sure that she wouldn't be seen out in public carrying it if she thought about it for one second before falling for the "free stuff" trap.....

UncleWede · 07-15-2020, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you're in another room when the new Applebee's TV commercial comes on and you think that someone changed the channel to "Welcome Back, Kotter" because they used the show's theme music for the commercial.....

We tease him a lot
Cause we got him on the spot

Welcome back!

M_Six · 07-17-2020, 11:50 PM

When you scroll down through the Entertainment News section of Google News and haven't got a clue who any of the people are or why we should GAF about them or their problems.

kscarrol · 07-17-2020, 11:58 PM

Better yet when you don’t bother scrolling trough the Google entertainment news...

UncleWede · 07-18-2020, 12:09 AM

Google entertainment news??
Wait did I wear pants or shorts to dinner?????

kscarrol · 07-18-2020, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Google entertainment news??
Wait did I wear pants or shorts to dinner?????

M_Six · 07-18-2020, 12:27 AM

Is there a way to tell Google you don't GAF about entertainment news and make it stop showing you? I hate to create a feedback bubble, but I can really do without the abject bullshit that passes as entertainment news these days.

M_Six · 07-18-2020, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Pool, pond, pond is good for you...

Cannonball!!!

vreihen16 · 07-18-2020, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

When you scroll down through the Entertainment News section of Google News and haven't got a clue who any of the people are or why we should GAF about them or their problems.

What is a Kardashian, and why should I try to keep up with it?

Get off my lawn, kid...and take that white Ford Bronco with you!!!!!

213e90n51 · 07-18-2020, 10:19 AM

when you have to drink this to keep putting in young girl

corn18 · 07-18-2020, 11:10 AM

When you open up the pet thread before the cool pics thread

rwheels · 07-18-2020, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 213e90n51

when you have to drink this to keep putting in young girl

Just curious, but what is that?

213e90n51 · 07-18-2020, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

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Originally Posted by 213e90n51

when you have to drink this to keep putting in young girl

Just curious, but what is that?

idknow but older rich dude buys em and i see teen with him

Sassicaia · 07-18-2020, 03:22 PM

You start listening to Yacht Rock on serious XM

1MOREMOD · 07-18-2020, 05:04 PM

Looks like dog chews

King Rudi · 07-20-2020, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Cannonball!!!

I had to pull up this exact video this past weekend to explain to the girlfriend what the hell I was talking about when I made the "Cannonball......cannonball coming" comment. I will refrain from going into detail as to what we were doing at that time.

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idknow but older rich dude buys em and i see teen with him

Why do I envision you as a modern day Short Round from Indian Jones?

"No time for love Dr. Jones."

AreWeThereYet? · 07-20-2020, 04:26 PM

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Cannonball!!!

I had to pull up this exact video this past weekend to explain to the girlfriend what the hell I was talking about when I made the "Cannon ball......cannon ball coming" comment. I will refrain from going into detail as to what we were doing at that time.

I often hear the term " cannonball " from my kids when they're jumping into a pool.

There's an obvious other meaning to cannonball since you'll be refraining from providing further details of your activities with the GF?!?!

King Rudi · 07-20-2020, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?

I often hear the term " cannonball " from my kids when they're jumping into a pool.

There's an obvious other meaning to cannonball since you'll be refraining from providing further details of your activities with the GF?!?!

Based solely off the scene in this movie, a person who is familiar with this scene would get a chuckle in the event that....let's say someone was passing a marijuana cigarette and a bottle of liquor back and forth; and someone were to say, "Cannonball.....cannonball coming!" In most cases, the other people will stare at you like a complete buffoon. If this particular scenario was transpiring, someone made the comment and someone in the present group were to say this line and others in the group were familiar with this scene in the movie; accolades would be given and an overall general feeling of gratitude, warmth and laughter would be shared by all.

Somehow this seems way less funny than it was at the time that it took place. I'll see myself out.

The cannonball that you are referring to is basically a jump into a pool where one balls themselves up, mid-jump in order to create the greatest displacement of water possible; usually in the general direction of someone who is not inside the pool thus getting them wet. General laughter ensues afterward usually.

UncleWede · 07-21-2020, 10:34 PM

Film in Panavision
Color by Technicolor

rwheels · 07-21-2020, 10:38 PM

Anyone here play with these?

1MOREMOD · 07-21-2020, 11:47 PM

Yes

UncleWede · 07-22-2020, 12:59 AM

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Anyone here play with these?

I can still taste them

07-17-2020, 11:50 PM	#1015
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