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      04-12-2016, 01:50 PM   #89
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That girl knows how to do it..even pulls her OWN hair back.
yup...I hate when split ends touch the roundel
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That girl knows how to do it..even pulls her OWN hair back.
Afraid the radiator will overheat and blow hot liquid in her hair. NO ONE wants that.
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      04-12-2016, 02:09 PM   #91
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Afraid the radiator will overheat and blow hot liquid in her hair. NO ONE wants that.
True. But you can be kind and warn ahead of time before the cap pops.
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True. But you can be kind and warn ahead of time before the cap pops.
Hahahaha... good one.
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      04-12-2016, 03:10 PM   #95
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That's cool and all, but Verbiage wants to know... "Does she eat dat azzzz doe?"
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That girl knows how to do it..even pulls her OWN hair back.
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Afraid the radiator will overheat and blow hot liquid in her hair. NO ONE wants that.
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True. But you can be kind and warn ahead of time before the cap pops.
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Hahahaha... good one.
Maybe it's not the BMW that repels all the women??


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Maybe it's not the BMW that repels all the women??


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Maybe it's not the BMW that repels all the women??


It's the 3M paint protector I'm sure.
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These girls...are they in junior high?
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It goes something like this...

Girls: Hey man *giggles*. Can we see your car?
Xiaoxi: Awww yeah, c'mon over.
Girls: We love it *giggles* This friend of ours, her boyfriend has one just like it *giggles*
Xiaoxi: What's his name, maybe I've seen him at some of the meet ups.
Girls: Ken. Actually it came with her our friend Barbie's Dreamhouse, but she lets him drive it. *giggles*

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Hahahaha! EXACTLY what I was thinking. Is it PINK?
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Given you drive a Miata, do you really care if girls are hitting on you?
lol I had no idea a forum consisting of car enthusiasts could be this ignorant about one of the best handling cars ever


btw who's been recording my conversations??
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The only time my car gets attention from the opposite sex is when I'm picking a girl up for a date. I'll usually hear some variation of "nice car" but that's about it.

The only strangers who comment on it are all dudes.
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lol I had no idea a forum consisting of car enthusiasts could be this ignorant about one of the best handling cars ever


btw who's been recording my conversations??
I had no idea there could be so much butthurt and so little sense of humor.

We may or may not have been kidding.
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      04-12-2016, 04:13 PM   #102
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Don't know, don't care. Hahahaha. If a girl notices my car, I automatically throw them in the gold digger section, that is unless the are a car enthusiast.
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That girl knows how to do it..even pulls her OWN hair back.
Afraid the radiator will overheat and blow hot liquid in her hair. NO ONE wants that.
Not sure what this implies. Face is better than hair. Or am I being a perv?
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      04-12-2016, 04:19 PM   #104
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I had no idea there could be so much butthurt
Only because of the Miata's suspension
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[QUOTE=Mr Tonka;19744410]Do you have an annual Strawberry festival there?!?! WE have a strawberry festival here! I'm pretty sure that makes us better.
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http://strawberry-fest.org/ biatch. Right damn here in the Nard <mic drop>
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And this.... (thug level amateur, due to no chrome wheels. Do lack of lug nuts help? )

FUCK. GOD. DAMNIT.

I get no attention from women on the streets. Sister could not have given any less fucks, my mom prefers the other bimmer, grandma likes Smart cars, etc. I've taken my HS classmate for a ride in the einser, she's into cars and obviously liked it because free rides, duh. Das all. I drive too fast to be noticed by other people.

The most important thing is that it makes me all tingly in the morning.

And if some girl starts talking to me because I was driving down the street in a shiny BMW... no, thanks.
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      04-12-2016, 05:36 PM   #107
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actually the other day on the freeway some chick in a frozen grey e92 m3 rolled windows down and asked what type of exhaust i had. lol.....

but for sure she was more interested in the car so she can mod hers to sound better than interested in me. lol
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FUCK. GOD. DAMNIT.

I get no attention from women on the streets. Sister could not have given any less fucks, my mom prefers the other bimmer, grandma likes Smart cars, etc. I've taken my HS classmate for a ride in the einser, she's into cars and obviously liked it because free rides, duh. Das all. I drive too fast to be noticed by other people.

The most important thing is that it makes me all tingly in the morning.

And if some girl starts talking to me because I was driving down the street in a shiny BMW... no, thanks.
that's too base model or poor man's pcar in la to get looks at all.
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And if some girl starts talking to me because I was driving down the street in a shiny BMW... no, thanks.
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Only because of the Miata's suspension
Dude, I never met a girl who complimented my car by sight due to its suspension...so not sure how handling has ANY bearing on getting attention from women.


I'll tip my hat to the Miata for all the Miata fanboys that it's a purist, good handling car.

But, I highly doubt girls swarm to it and tell you it's awesome...especially one from 1999.

Car that gets girls attention, include (but not limited to):

Bentleys
Ferraris
Lamborghinis
McLarens

Even Porsches get overlooked.
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