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| 01-11-2009, 03:21 AM | #94 |
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is there a mirror in your pocket?? b/c i can see myself in your pants!!!
is there a keg in your pants? b/c i wanna tap that ass. are you wearing astronaut pants? b/c that ass it out of this world.
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| 01-11-2009, 06:34 AM | #97 |
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Wanna get some pizza then fuck? [No]
... What? You don't like pizza?
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| 01-11-2009, 06:35 AM | #98 |
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Babe, you tired?
[Why?] Because you have been running in my mind the whole day.. 
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| 01-11-2009, 06:36 AM | #99 |
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Did it hurt?
[What? No..] When you fell from heaven...
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| 01-11-2009, 06:37 AM | #100 |
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My name is Armand, Im 19 and I have a bimmer..
Wanna hook up?
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| 01-11-2009, 06:38 AM | #101 |
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Lets cut the bullshit...
*Take your pants off  *
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| 01-11-2009, 06:39 AM | #102 |
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Hi....
[Do I know you?] No, but I wanted to say hi to my future girlfriend.
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| 01-11-2009, 06:42 AM | #103 |
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Wow I have those same exact shoes...
[Yea your right....] And we have the same phone! [Yup thats funny...] What's your number? We might have the same one....
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| 01-11-2009, 06:43 AM | #104 |
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Whats your number? I lost mine.....
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| 01-11-2009, 06:44 AM | #105 |
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If a wood chuck could chuck ....
fuck it, wanna fuck?
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| 01-11-2009, 06:46 AM | #106 |
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Baby girl...... I noticed that you noticed me and I wanna put you on notice that I noticed you too...
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| 01-11-2009, 08:08 AM | #107 |
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Mexican Chicks: "Hola Mami! Wanna ride in my lub Macheen??"
Asian Chicks: "Wanna Boom Boom??" or "I can love you long time!" or "I wanna dip my egg-roll in your soy sauce" Black Chicks: "Damn Girl, You so fine makes me wanna kiss yo daddy for making you!" or "Girl, is your daddy an astrologer? (no) He must be cause he pulled the twinkle from the stars and put it in your eyes!" Filipino Chicks: "MMMMM! MMMM! Guh, you so Pine! I wanna make you Mine!" White Chicks: See all of the above. Random: "Are you tired? (No. Why?) Cause you been running around in my mind all night!" "So, How is this going to work? Wine. Dine. And 69?" "Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts!" "Wanna wrestle?"
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| 01-11-2009, 08:27 AM | #108 |
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non-verbal: flash keys.
but with southern girls you might have to hold the door first I attract crazies though, three months in SC, 4 stalker freaks :yikes:
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