Need Advice..How to tell your girl she needs to go to the gym????

PsychoSlug · 05-07-2010, 02:48 PM

BoxerGT2.5 · 05-07-2010, 03:29 PM

^Ban Him!!!!!!!!!!

PsychoSlug · 05-07-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BoxerGT2.5

^Ban Him!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't have to watch it....

E90 87ss · 05-07-2010, 04:33 PM

What if she gets in shape and leaves your ass, lol. You could just eat less and healthier with her.

Verbiage · 05-07-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by E90 87ss

What if she gets in shape and leaves your ass, lol. You could just eat less and healthier with her.

That would be good for the both of them. Although certain people shouldn't need any motivation to make themselves healthier.

DougLikesBMW · 05-07-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dpratt34

CollinsE90 · 05-07-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Kroy · 05-07-2010, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ApexKing

SEXERCISE... intensely and often!!!! its a win win situation

If that doesn't work, use the technique that I delicately implemented with my ex: The fact is, girls don't do anything because it makes them happy. They do things because in their mind, there is always someone watching, looking, judging, etc. The fact is, you need to play that as an advantage. You tell her that you have had a seret for the past year that you were hesitant to tell her. All along, the thing that turns you on the most is seeing a girl work out, sweat, exercise, whatever it may be.

Once she gets in there, she will see other girls, get jealous, and boom, she is feeding out of your hand working her ass off cause now she thinks she has to prove something. Now she thinks that all along you have been going to the gym to see the other girls work out cause it gets your blood flowing. And now, she will think she needs to do the same in order to keep your attention.

But be smart about this, you must use conditioning (Pavlov's classic conditioning). When she does go to the gym, reward her. Tell her you think it is so sexy, that she looks amazing to you, that you are loving what she is doing. In the long run, this will truly pay off... Just my two pennies.......

That sounds like a pretty good plan.

Sounds like it can go either really well, or straight up FAIL.

Spec 1 · 05-07-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanuto

Leave a line of donut holes. Wait at the end of it. If she follows it, eating them, and looks up at you, then you hand her the gym membership and she can't say no.

Genro757 · 05-08-2010, 01:56 AM

Tell her she can either run it off and burn it off....then tie her to the back of your BMW, start driving...and she can either run to catch up...or not run and burn it off

Verbiage · 05-08-2010, 07:09 AM

So, what did you do OP?

These threads always get 4-7 pages and the OP never comes back afterward

ianbiz · 05-09-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

dude she played you....she was in the gym so she was fit for her to find a guy, she found you, AND made it clear she wanted you in the gym, and set back and ate a bucket of KFC when she got you locked

basically. time to do role reversal.

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TiAg335i · 05-10-2010, 10:16 AM

i liked the suggestion that said to come home one day, tell her she's got 15 minutes to get ready for the gym.

tell her how hard you work in the gym to look good and be healthy and strong for her, and that she should do the same

Verbiage · 05-10-2010, 10:17 AM

Men on this board need to start taking CHARGE. Act like this shit means something to you, dammit.

Iron Rob · 05-10-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BoxerGT2.5

Take a good hard look at her mother, cause that's what you'll be fuckin' later in life. If her mother is a portly sea donkey, you may just wanna skip out now.

x2 so true

GreenPlease · 05-10-2010, 04:14 PM

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Hide a gym membership at the bottom of the cookie jar.

Make beeping noises when she backs up.

This is why I love this forum

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Put a bear trap in front of the fridge. If the weight on it gets over 135 it snaps.

That's such a good idea. Seriously. Maybe make it a trap door. She falls into the basement and has to fight a moving walkway at about 8mph until she gets back to the stairs. If she goes through this process enough times, she'll lose weight. Simple physics.

DougLikesBMW · 05-10-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoxerGT2.5

Take a good hard look at her mother, cause that's what you'll be fuckin' later in life. If her mother is a portly sea donkey, you may just wanna skip out now.

Exactly, that's what I did. She started getting fat and started looking more like the tundra pig that is her mother and I broke it off.

Next girl I start dating will know that I'll drop her if she gets fat, because I'm going to be fit for the rest of my life.

JayKay335i · 05-10-2010, 06:41 PM

My last girlfriend was adopted. It was a crapshoot.

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