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      11-03-2015, 12:40 PM   #1123
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I'm not gay, but hell, I'd go down on you.
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      11-03-2015, 12:42 PM   #1124
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      11-03-2015, 12:46 PM   #1125
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      11-03-2015, 12:51 PM   #1126
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It's not gay if they're roofied
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      11-03-2015, 12:53 PM   #1127
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It's not gay if your penis's don't touch.
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      11-03-2015, 12:54 PM   #1128
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It's gay if it's just two of you talking about it after 30 min. lol
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      11-03-2015, 12:55 PM   #1129
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It's gay if it's just two of you talking about it after 30 min. lol
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      11-03-2015, 12:57 PM   #1130
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Hush, woman...
Right? Who the hell does she think she is trying to rain on our parade.
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      11-03-2015, 01:01 PM   #1131
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Right? Who the hell does she think she is trying to rain on our parade.
Bish, i just signed up to be your sword fighting partner. I'm patiently waiting my turn, but 30 min is too long. I'm betting there are people eagerly waiting for the finished production.
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      11-03-2015, 01:05 PM   #1132
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Right? Who the hell does she think she is trying to rain on our parade.
Bish, i just signed up to be your sword fighting partner. I'm patiently waiting my turn, but 30 min is too long. I'm betting there are people eagerly waiting for the finished production.
I can't go longer than 43 minutes without dick pics or I'll die. Hurry it up, you two.
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Bish, i just signed up to be your sword fighting partner. I'm patiently waiting my turn, but 30 min is too long. I'm betting there are people eagerly waiting for the finished production.
Now now, lets not turn this into a hostile situation. You've waited your turn, so for that, I will theoretically shake your hand through this computer screen.


I gotta post my sunglasses picture today at some point.
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      11-03-2015, 02:13 PM   #1134
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I can't go longer than 43 minutes without dick pics or I'll die. Hurry it up, you two.
Don't worry, I'm going to text you one from the security of my vehicle in the work parking lot shortly.
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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself
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Haven't posted in a while. Just happy to see Nef gettin his bang on. Congrats.
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Where have you been?
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Very cute, and Nicole chose a very nice English name for herself
Nicole is actually a jewish name.
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