You and Your Significant Other

jtodd_fl · 03-01-2016, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

We're through. She can go fuck herself.

That fucking sucks. From another post, sounded like you were taking a good turn in life. Don't let this set you back. Consider this part of it. Go get someone who treats you in a way that makes you happy. Bye fellatio. Or was it Felicia. Maybe both in this case.

infamousdiz · 03-01-2016, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Wait why am I liking this lol

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Adamrt · 03-01-2016, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by infamousdiz

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Well worth the investment!!

Verbiage · 03-01-2016, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by infamousdiz

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Excellent! They look really nice and proportional. Good shit!

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Excellent! They look really nice and proportional. Good shit!

Agree. Not too big which is nice to see.

swagon · 03-01-2016, 10:38 AM

Nice boobs. (y)

infamousdiz · 03-01-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Excellent! They look really nice and proportional. Good shit!

We went to Westport... Where the rich people of NYC live because the kids she needed a lift too but yes they came out perfect and the nipple line is all on the same plane 34-D

350cc silicone

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2016, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by infamousdiz

We went to Westport... Where the rich people of NYC live because the kids she needed a lift too but yes they came out perfect and the nipple line is all on the same plane 34-D

Pics or it didn't happen.

1MOREMOD · 03-01-2016, 10:54 AM

Yeah crosseyed isn't a good look

Nkc · 03-01-2016, 10:56 AM

I recall the good old days where we use to discuss members' wife's fake tits. LITOS!!!

KingOfJericho · 03-01-2016, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by infamousdiz

We went to Westport... Where the rich people of NYC live because the kids she needed a lift too but yes they came out perfect and the nipple line is all on the same plane 34-D

350cc silicone

I drive by that place all the time. Nice to see some of their work!

NEFARIOUS · 03-01-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Please elaborate.

Go get yourself a real woman like Bimm Dogg, I hear she's single.

Elaborate? OK. NSFW/TMI WARNING. Since I don't know when was the last time they screwed and after I ate at The Y, and I have no idea what contraceptive that bunghole used (and I pray that it's not NFP like we were doing), so I hope she doesn't have a sperm cell still stuck in her so that I've indirectly swallowed for the motherfucker.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That fucking sucks. From another post, sounded like you were taking a good turn in life. Don't let this set you back. Consider this part of it. Go get someone who treats you in a way that makes you happy. Bye fellatio. Or was it Felicia. Maybe both in this case.

Yes, everything else is going amazingly well, but one critical flaw: Despite being a good friend for many years, sometimes their true personalities come out after dating. She was in a rebound when she met me, I was single for almost 2 years when I met her.

I bought into her front that she shows the world instead of her true character (and believe me, she hid that shit well), which I should've learned my lesson from the last time I dated a girl from China.

Despite the intricate collage, I'm a bit disappointed, but some things were starting to not quite gel since the beginning of last month and I was debating on whether or not to continue the relationship anyway, so her ditching first was actually a bit of a relief since it saved me the trouble of having to rattle off a laundry list of why I wanted to leave her... She criticizes me for doing a late business deal and comes home late, but hangs out and spends the night with her girlfriends all night (or guys, whatever now... But I still hate sleeping alone), started smoking socially (but I quit smoking and can't stand the smell), a few other flaws, plus our chemistry was already starting to fizzle around the beginning of the month and it sharply cut off after her mom went back to China.

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Fuck that lawyer bullshit tell him to stand up for his bitch like a man and give him an ass woopin then say she's all yours friend. Lol

Oh, I have something much better. One little fact is that she outstayed her visa, but was allowed to continue on the contingency of working. However, she hasn't held a job since November. So, let's just say that after I pull a few strings and if they want to continue that relationship, it'll have to be long distance. Also, I'm waiting until this motherfucker comes around (so far they haven't and I don't have a clue where she hangs out nowadays); I have a 3-foot copper pipe in the garage with his name on it.

Verbiage · 03-01-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Elaborate? OK. NSFW/TMI WARNING. Since I don't know when was the last time they screwed and after I ate at The Y, and I have no idea what contraceptive that bunghole used (and I pray that it's not NFP like we were doing), so I hope she doesn't have a sperm cell still stuck in her so that I've indirectly swallowed for the motherfucker.

I laughed at this.

Sorry, Nef.

jtodd_fl · 03-01-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I laughed at this.

Sorry, Nef.

Me too. I'm not really sorry, though. Except about him eating the other guy's sperm. Egad.

Verbiage · 03-01-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Me too. I'm not really sorry, though. Except about him eating the other guy's sperm. Egad.

That's what I was sorry for, too.

You always making me look bad!

jtodd_fl · 03-01-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's what I was sorry for, too.

You always making me look bad!

Oops. Sorry.

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by infamousdiz

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume these modifications were done in the fall and that is the pre summer bathing suit try on, no?

Cause damn, she's a little transparent in that pic.

That's like 1MOREMOD white.

Good looking lady!

1MOREMOD · 03-01-2016, 05:33 PM

I ain't white!

V1.47fan · 03-01-2016, 05:37 PM

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I ain't white!

You're Green.

1MOREMOD · 03-01-2016, 05:39 PM

My balls are tanner than that, or at least red from all the itching

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My balls are tanner than that, or at least red from all the itching

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2016, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I ain't white!

You are in your avatar.

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