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      03-01-2016, 05:17 PM   #111
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, wait, no you don't fool me twice, because I ain't no fool, fool!
I pity the fool, fool! That means you!!!
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      03-01-2016, 05:19 PM   #112
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I object to this!


I have a bad, bad image everywhere I go!

The guys at my lumber yard thinks I'm a snob (I am, especially when it comes to their products)

My banker thinks I'm weird, and very bad client since I never take their advice.

My kids love me though.

"mom this hippie kid asked me what's my favorite song, and I told him its symphony of destruction. He said that because I had written it into his friend book, his mom thinks you're weird for letting a kid listen to rock music.

"it's okay now though. I told him it's okay, since you wouldn't allow us to hang out with kids who think pop is anything else but a sound coming from your head when ever your stereo has been touched by impure hands."

"cool. Anything else?"

"he said his mom wants to have coffee with you I gave him your number since I want to see this."

Nevermind. Even my kids hate me.

Yes, yes, working on my verbal skills. When I turn 35, I fucking swear I will know how to form a sentence on any language without a cuss word.
Your trucker-like qualities are amazing and make you awesome. Don't ever change. FUCK YEAH!
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      03-01-2016, 05:25 PM   #113
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I'm hurt that nobody confirmed this, I had to do it for myself.
No body like to encourage a kiss ass with appreciates.
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      03-01-2016, 05:30 PM   #114
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I'm taking bets on this, giving 10 to 1 odds. Any takers??
I'm in, $100. Actually, scratch that, I'm putting in a hot milly.

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I pity the fool, fool! That means you!!!
You really pity me?

It's the 128i isn't it..., EVERY DAMN TIME.
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      03-01-2016, 05:32 PM   #115
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I'm in, $100. Actually, scratch that, I'm putting in a hot milly.



You really pity me?

It's the 128i isn't it..., EVERY DAMN TIME.
Dude...I may hit you in the head for that Scag! Beware!
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      03-01-2016, 05:33 PM   #116
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Dude...I may hit you in the head for that Scag! Beware!
What if I told you..., the Matrix doesn't exist?
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      03-01-2016, 05:36 PM   #117
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What if I told you..., the Matrix doesn't exist?
Blue pill?
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      03-01-2016, 05:40 PM   #118
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Mksixer/Jtodd_fl : similar demographic, very different delivery
Axius: Mr. mysterious always has to be so f*cking unpredictable
Mr Tonka: you can imagine him posting as a very eager/friendly dog.. but somehow u know he will shoot u if push him too far
Lups: can't tell gender, can't tell nationality, can't tell if swearing to compensate for being overly polite IRL
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      03-01-2016, 05:41 PM   #119
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      03-01-2016, 05:44 PM   #120
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f30loz: has harem.. or had. many chicks -dunno why
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      03-01-2016, 05:45 PM   #121
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Mksixer/Jtodd_fl : similar demographic, very different delivery
Damn...I was kidding about the doppelgänger thing but now?!!?!?!!
WTF?
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      03-01-2016, 05:46 PM   #122
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verbiage: verbose.. wouldn't want to be ur gf if sensitive to domestic violence, also very playerish
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      03-01-2016, 05:46 PM   #123
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      03-01-2016, 05:47 PM   #124
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Damn...I was kidding about the doppelgänger thing but now?!!?!?!!
WTF?
u guys appeared around the same time even! (to me at least, i was banned)
still, to this day, i am trying to work out the subtle differences.. without much progress
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      03-01-2016, 05:47 PM   #125
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f30loz: has harem.. or had. many chicks -dunno why
Are you saying I've dated poultry?

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      03-01-2016, 05:48 PM   #126
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Are you saying I've dated poultry?

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i wouldn't know but u'r good with females.. a generalization, no?
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      03-01-2016, 05:48 PM   #127
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Your trucker-like qualities are amazing and make you awesome. Don't ever change. FUCK YEAH!
Sadly I agree with you. That makes us two the rarest specimen of the human breed.

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No body like to encourage a kiss ass with appreciates.
He has no reason to kiss my ass. He hasn't met my hippie money extorting side! Yet.
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I'm in, $100. Actually, scratch that, I'm putting in a hot milly.



You really pity me?

It's the 128i isn't it..., EVERY DAMN TIME.
I'll trade. I have shoes now since I don't want a car at all.

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Dude...I may hit you in the head for that Scag! Beware!
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What if I told you..., the Matrix doesn't exist?
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Blue pill?
The rest of this I just lolled through.

God I love my antisocial media. Way better now that my phone decided to kill himself and I rented a tablet from my kid.

7euros for 6 hours to read bimmerpost. And I got the myself a kids corner settings only.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-01-2016, 05:51 PM   #128
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fecurtis: does not seem asian
kingofjericho: always imagined as a middle eastern guy, very sophisticated like an I-Banker
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      03-01-2016, 05:53 PM   #129
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Asbecue, i got a new big account at the bank today.
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      03-01-2016, 05:58 PM   #130
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verbiage: verbose.. wouldn't want to be ur gf if sensitive to domestic violence, also very playerish
I appreciate this post.


Grimlock is my new therapist. Sorry Axius.
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      03-01-2016, 05:59 PM   #131
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Wait, sensitive to domestic violence?
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      03-01-2016, 06:00 PM   #132
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