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      06-04-2024, 09:28 AM   #111
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Now that I’m getting an X5, I’m sure I’ll have a line waiting for me each day I park my car in public.
I'm sure SoccerMoms in their Volvos will just go limp when they see you.
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      06-04-2024, 09:41 AM   #112
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I did forget about one BMW chick magnet. I had a body shop manager in the 80's that had a BMW Isetta and that car was an industrial strength chick magnet.
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      06-04-2024, 01:35 PM   #113
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Got more action with a Saab with 120,000 miles on it and a Subaru forester.

Though, to be fair, different stage in life. However, in 10 years of owning a BMW I have not gotten even a hint of a flirt..though not sure X3 really qualifies for this.

Now that I’m getting an X5, I’m sure I’ll have a line waiting for me each day I park my car in public.
Although you're in LA? Aren't BMW's a dime a dozen out there. Women need you to have a little more status than just a BMW.

Also, this is post 8000 for me. I'm going to be sure to mention my Bimmerpost status to the women that come up to me to hit on my cars.
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      06-05-2024, 01:24 AM   #114
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Also, this is post 8000 for me. I'm going to be sure to mention my Bimmerpost status to the women that come up to me to hit on my cars.
Hell, 500 of them are on this thread alone
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      06-05-2024, 01:32 AM   #115
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Hell, 500 of them are on this thread alone
Hey I gotta get my bimmerpost status up to impress the women somehow.
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I'm going to be sure to mention my Bimmerpost status to the women that come up to me to hit on my cars.
I need to get my status up!
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      06-05-2024, 12:54 PM   #117
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I was waiting to hear a bunch of stories, cause this car doesn't have the effect
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In 2005 I bought a brand new Corvette C6. While waiting in the valet line to leave a restaurant, a woman in the party behind me saw I was getting in the car alone so she ran around and got in the passenger seat. She directed me to drive to this other bar where her group was headed next. We chatted about the car on the way there, then I dropped her off and went home.

The only woman that looks at my BMW is my wife when she see's a box of car parts at the front door.
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In 2005 I bought a brand new Corvette C6. While waiting in the valet line to leave a restaurant, a woman in the party behind me saw I was getting in the car alone so she ran around and got in the passenger seat. She directed me to drive to this other bar where her group was headed next. We chatted about the car on the way there, then I dropped her off and went home.

The only woman that looks at my BMW is my wife when she see's a box of car parts at the front door.
Damn no love for the bmw lol
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      06-05-2024, 01:48 PM   #120
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Damn bro..all that with a X1.
Just imagine if you had a M3/M4

I had a girl at the gym slip her number on a piece of paper into my trunk. Never called her though as I was paranoid my gf or her friends are playing a loyalty test on me or something haha

Another time at a local pizza joint. I pull up to the front, the girl is super cute and offers me the pizza for free..which I thought was weird. She said it’s her uncles place. I ended up thanking her and paying and leaving. Few days later she creeps my phone number from the pizza order and adds me to WhatsApp.
Again, I am thinking my gf and her friends are testing me. I end up blocking her.

So far 0/2 lol
I would say the car gives you a minor boost. Like 1-2psi 😅
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I was waiting to hear a bunch of stories, cause this car doesn't have the effect
Well, if you insist...

A beautiful, really interesting looking girl gave me quite an entertaining look at an official BMW service. I don't think she knew what car I had nor did I know hers (likely an SUV ).

There had been another occurrence at another BMW official service with another attractive girl that made it clear she was interested. The same remark regarding the cars.

I am not a frequent service visitor: I don't drive much and the car is fairly(?) reliable (worse than my previous in this aspect).

My car attracted many f@gs. One female. I had just parked, opened the door minding my own business and all of a sudden a slut pushes herself into my door opening (I see it as a private space!): "-Will you excuse me? -THE FUCK I WON'T!!!". Then she touches the door to close it a bit to pass forward between it and a fence instead of going behind the car as she was supposed to. And no, it wasn't her ugly cunt she was going to sell to me. That was something else.

Enjoy.
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Damn bro..all that with a X1.
Just imagine if you had a M3/M4

I had a girl at the gym slip her number on a piece of paper into my trunk. Never called her though as I was paranoid my gf or her friends are playing a loyalty test on me or something haha

Another time at a local pizza joint. I pull up to the front, the girl is super cute and offers me the pizza for free..which I thought was weird. She said it’s her uncles place. I ended up thanking her and paying and leaving. Few days later she creeps my phone number from the pizza order and adds me to WhatsApp.
Again, I am thinking my gf and her friends are testing me. I end up blocking her.

So far 0/2 lol
I would say the car gives you a minor boost. Like 1-2psi 😅

That's what I'm talking about, and people say the car doesn't boost your stock on the dating market. You basically become the girl with the big boobs and azz
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Well, if you insist...

A beautiful, really interesting looking girl gave me quite an entertaining look at an official BMW service. I don't think she knew what car I had nor did I know hers (likely an SUV ).

There had been another occurrence at another BMW official service with another attractive girl that made it clear she was interested. The same remark regarding the cars.

I am not a frequent service visitor: I don't drive much and the car is fairly(?) reliable (worse than my previous in this aspect).

My car attracted many f@gs. One female. I had just parked, opened the door minding my own business and all of a sudden a slut pushes herself into my door opening (I see it as a private space!): "-Will you excuse me? -THE FUCK I WON'T!!!". Then she touches the door to close it a bit to pass forward between it and a fence instead of going behind the car as she was supposed to. And no, it wasn't her ugly cunt she was going to sell to me. That was something else.

Enjoy.
Lol hat was mad funny ilmao. That last girl was something else. The service girls are already flirty at high end places. Cause they assume you got money. Women actually hang out at high class bars and places like this to try and catch wealthy men
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yes it gets angry looks from karens
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That's what I'm talking about, and people say the car doesn't boost your stock on the dating market. You basically become the girl with the big boobs and azz
Oh for sure!!
If your stock in looks..”oem”..gives you 1-2psi boost
If your already tuned(aftermarket parts) then it gives you overboost “like the 911 turbo” lol
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Oh for sure!!
If your stock in looks..”oem”..gives you 1-2psi boost
If your already tuned(aftermarket parts) then it gives you overboost “like the 911 turbo” lol
That was the best comment I've ever heard in a bmw forum lol
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This thread is lowering the average intelligence level of the entire site.
Dude! I love ur comment!
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      06-25-2024, 04:07 AM   #129
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All I have to say…

My backseat has seen more driving than my front seat…. This was when I had my X6M.. It had plenty of room!

I’ve never let girls see my cars til the end of the date or comment on what type of car I drive during or before the date.

I’d have to say “no” to more dates and “yes” to more memorable dates. lol 😂

IMO.. Having a good car should only be looked at as a bonus or the icing on a cake. 😊

*On another note..

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/commen...driver_causes/

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      06-25-2024, 05:15 AM   #130
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All I have to say…

My backseat has seen more driving than my front seat…. This was when I had my X6M.. It had plenty of room!

I’ve never let girls see my cars til the end of the date or comment on what type of car I drive during or before the date.

I’d have to say “no” to more dates and “yes” to more memorable dates. lol 😂

IMO.. Having a good car should only be looked at as a bonus or the icing on a cake. 😊

*On another note..

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/v5vs77/woman_performing_oral_sex_on_driver_causes/
I never being up my car during a date unless it comes up on it's own for some reason. No need to appear boastful I have a BMW.
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I never being up my car during a date unless it comes up on it's own for some reason. No need to appear boastful I have a BMW.
Hey, I have a good one for you…

I have a fiend with a Mercedes E55 AMG.. He always makes sure when he goes on dates to flash his Mercedes Key Fob..

Long story short.. It gets him absolutely nowhere as he’s batsh@t crazy anyways.. lol 😂
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      06-25-2024, 08:10 AM   #132
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Hey, I have a good one for you…

I have a fiend with a Mercedes E55 AMG.. He always makes sure when he goes on dates to flash his Mercedes Key Fob..

Long story short.. It gets him absolutely nowhere as he’s batsh@t crazy anyways.. lol 😂
I'd think it would have the opposite than intended effect if you tried to flash it intentionally to impress someone.
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