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      12-14-2010, 09:32 AM   #111
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She put a vert through a car wash? Good thing things worked out the way they did. Obviously shows that she doesn't care about the things she owns
wait.... what? You have never put your vert through a car wash? And based on your comment I am going to assume you believe anyone who puts their convertible through a car wash is a "bad owner". Some of you guys are really out of touch with reality.
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      12-14-2010, 09:36 AM   #112
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But thoes type of girls make u go broke! Trust me, they don't do it on purpose but u just end up spending way to much cuz everytime you go shopping with they are at highend stores. So for xmas your not getting her anthing from Macys. Next thing u know she has a multicolor wrapped up in a nice brown LV box under a tree.FML BTW valentines day is only 2 months away. Goodthing u left that one alone bro.
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      12-14-2010, 09:37 AM   #113
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wait.... what? You have never put your vert through a car wash? And based on your comment I am going to assume you believe anyone who puts their convertible through a car wash is a "bad owner". Some of you guys are really out of touch with reality.
The brushes rip the fabric...even BMW tells you it's a bad idea ^in the owners manual.
I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.
And yes I do think that.
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      12-14-2010, 09:46 AM   #114
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The brushes rip the fabric...even BMW tells you it's a bad idea ^in the owners manual.
I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.
And yes I do think that.
Dirty car in the winter? You are from LI, you are out washing your car in 40 degree weather? If so, you are dedicated and it is commendable. However, the overwhelming majority do not share the same dedication.
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      12-14-2010, 10:07 AM   #115
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I've used a touchless, but that's as far as I go.
Thats what I use in the winter

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Dirty car in the winter? You are from LI, you are out washing your car in 40 degree weather? If so, you are dedicated and it is commendable. However, the overwhelming majority do not share the same dedication.
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      01-18-2011, 09:20 PM   #116
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      01-18-2011, 09:29 PM   #117
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a good handwash is usually only $20...only a few bucks more than you pay for an optioned out autowash
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      01-18-2011, 10:19 PM   #118
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      01-18-2011, 10:44 PM   #119
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worst line in the thread imo
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      01-18-2011, 11:41 PM   #120
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i don't use pick up lines...i will generally throw a smile at them, if they seem receptive, i say hello, and try to start a conversation.......

i've actually been hit on by several girls in college...they all usually just mention something about the class or assignment...one girl even said im cute in the middle of class...things like that work
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      01-19-2011, 12:06 AM   #121
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      01-19-2011, 01:17 PM   #122
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A friend of mine that just recently got divorced from an ugly-ass troll has been out smashing like he was 18 or something. (I mean, his ex-wife is fugly, and we never could figure ot how the ended up together in the first place) He posted one on FB that he wants to try for the hell of it:
At a bar/restaurant/club: "Excuse me did you get a speeding ticket on the way here, because you got FINE written all over you!"
I just want to be there when he tries it to see the crash/burn or smash/dash.
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      01-19-2011, 01:31 PM   #123
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      01-19-2011, 02:19 PM   #124
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      01-19-2011, 02:32 PM   #125
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In all seriousness, p/u lines are for the guy that has issues with making casual entertaining small talk. As long as you can keep the conversation light and be able to make the smile and laugh, you should be good to go. Sometimes throwing in a cheesy p/u line will make her smile, but you should never lead in with one.
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      07-26-2018, 11:57 PM   #126
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      07-27-2018, 09:09 AM   #127
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      07-27-2018, 08:01 PM   #128
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Epic thread revival. Wow lots of memories comin back from the familiar faces in this thread. Half those peoples are gone.
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How about this one...."Are you a bank loan? Cause you've got my interest."
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I just drop the key fob on the bar and say s/t like "glad I found a nice corner parking spot for my 228" and I'm chasing them off
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