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      01-12-2015, 10:27 AM   #133
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enlarged breasts, i can always bench press them into nice pecs lol. Women will always want that hard long throbbing inches lol

Be a midget (3') or be excessively tall (9')?
Midget gets to live longer?

One testicle or three?
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      01-12-2015, 10:42 AM   #134
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Midget gets to live longer?

One testicle or three?
1 Ball.

For a reasonably pleasurable night, would you prefer weed or alcohol? Or a mixture of both?
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      01-12-2015, 10:42 AM   #135
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enlarged breasts, i can always bench press them into nice pecs lol. Women will always want that hard long throbbing inches lol

Be a midget (3') or be excessively tall (9')?
Excessively tall, because being a midget you are guarenteed to have a midget penis and that is never a good thing.


Would you rather star in midget porn or multiple amputee porn?
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1 Ball.

For a reasonably pleasurable night, would you prefer weed or alcohol? Or a mixture of both?
Mixture of both, because I'm a hippy and every night of my life already is apparently only reasonably pleasurable LOL.


Try PCP or try Meth?
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      01-12-2015, 10:43 AM   #137
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1 Ball.

For a reasonably pleasurable night, would you prefer weed or alcohol? Or a mixture of both?
I would prefer to be wined and dined.. but alcohol it is

frontal balding or crown balding?

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Excessively tall, because being a midget you are guarenteed to have a midget penis and that is never a good thing.


Would you rather star in midget porn or multiple amputee porn?
midget porn.. couldn't get hard on the lumps (not that i can get hard on midgets..)

eat shit or drink 1L of piss
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midget porn.. couldn't get hard on the lumps (not that i can get hard on midgets..)

eat shit or drink 1L of piss
Sounds like a Bear Gryills buffet. I'm assuming this is relatively clean shit (the jap type) so I'll go with the shit. Like McNugget size tho.

Screw your ugly sister or your hot mom?
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      01-12-2015, 11:07 AM   #140
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I would prefer to be wined and dined.. but alcohol it is

frontal balding or crown balding?

edit: oops a bit late again
I'm already balding so neither would matter.

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Mixture of both, because I'm a hippy and every night of my life already is apparently only reasonably pleasurable LOL.


Try PCP or try Meth?
I wouldn't even know how they'll effect me so, it's a coin toss but for the sake of the thread i'll say PCP

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Sounds like a Bear Gryills buffet. I'm assuming this is relatively clean shit (the jap type) so I'll go with the shit. Like McNugget size tho.

Screw your ugly sister or your hot mom?
Probably the toughest question.

I'll screw my step sister.... hahaha

(A) Be a very poor person in America ( or any 1st World country)
(B) Be a rich bastard in a very poor 3rd World country.
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B. Rich people can travel

Fix your DRUM brakes yourself, or hire some dude to do it for you? (Yes, my truck has drums in the back, 2002 GMC Sonoma)
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      01-12-2015, 12:10 PM   #142
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Fix your DRUM brakes yourself, or hire some dude to do it for you? (Yes, my truck has drums in the back, 2002 GMC Sonoma)
Dude, fuck drum brakes and everything they stand for. Fucking terrible feat of engineering, hire someone else to do that shit work.


Spend a week in Somalia or two weeks on a deserted island with only a machete and a pack of matches.
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Luckily for me my car is nicknamed the machete (as my cars are all named after cool-sounding weapons like claymore, scythe, etc.), so I can bring that over... But even if that's not the case I'd still rather take the deserted island.
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      01-12-2015, 12:38 PM   #144
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Dude, fuck drum brakes and everything they stand for. Fucking terrible feat of engineering, hire someone else to do that shit work.


Spend a week in Somalia or two weeks on a deserted island with only a machete and a pack of matches.
too many things in somalia that can kill you. Two weeks on a deserted Island with a machete and a pack of matches, it's only 2 weeks.

have sex with a tranny(post) or Miley Cyrus(post hannah montana).
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too many things in somalia that can kill you. Two weeks on a deserted Island with a machete and a pack of matches, it's only 2 weeks.

have sex with a tranny(post) or Miley Cyrus(post hannah montana).
Miley just because there's a stronger possibility of a vagina being there instead of a penis.


Live the life of Al Capone or Jon Gotti?
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      01-12-2015, 01:24 PM   #146
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Miley just because there's a stronger possibility of a vagina being there instead of a penis.


Live the life of Al Capone or Jon Gotti?
Gotti, Capone had too many complicated health issues in jail.

(A) Would you rather be a Black Man and marry a White Woman
(B) White Man marry a Black Woman?
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Gotti, Capone had too many complicated health issues in jail.

(A) Would you rather be a Black Man and marry a White Woman
(B) White Man marry a Black Woman?
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A as well...
I forgot to ask after my answer, and so did kevinbahnz above.

If you were captured by a cannibal tribesman and were given a choice of oogabooga or death, which one would you choose?
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A as well...
I forgot to ask after my answer, and so did kevinbahnz above.

If you were captured by a cannibal tribesman and were given a choice of oogabooga or death, which one would you choose?
What?
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A as well...
I forgot to ask after my answer, and so did kevinbahnz above.

If you were captured by a cannibal tribesman and were given a choice of oogabooga or death, which one would you choose?
I couldn't think of anything at the time but i'll answer yours with Death but i'll go down in a "blaze" of glory .

Pimp or petty drug dealer , selling to kids.
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Drug dealer because I hate kids and will do everything I can to fuck up their lives.

Would you rather have a car with a stick-on hood scoop or a car with hellaflush wheels?
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Drug dealer because I hate kids and will do everything I can to fuck up their lives.

Would you rather have a car with a stick-on hood scoop or a car with hellaflush wheels?
Unfortunately I have to say hella flush wheels (please Jesus don't kill me), because there's at least more than $20 worth of resale after I realize how stupid I was.


Take over the life of an 63 year old lady and can get off for eternity orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr take over the life of a 28 year old male but can never get off for eternity
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Unfortunately I have to say hella flush wheels (please Jesus don't kill me), because there's at least more than $20 worth of resale after I realize how stupid I was.


Take over the life of an 63 year old lady and can get off for eternity orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr take over the life of a 28 year old male but can never get off for eternity
thats a tough one, but i'll take 63 year old lady.

Where do you come up with this shit?? (billup)
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Take over the life of an 63 year old lady and can get off for eternity orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr take over the life of a 28 year old male but can never get off for eternity
I'd rather be the 63 year old lady... I can't fathom a day without getting off.

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I couldn't think of anything at the time but i'll answer yours with Death but i'll go down in a "blaze" of glory .
DEATH BY OOGABOOGA!
That was a trick question... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/260614/

Would you rather (what's with me and rather questions lately?)...
Be disemboweled and served alive like ikizukuri sushi to Miley Cyrus, or run through a pride of hungry lions wearing Lady Gaga's meat ensemble?
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