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      12-15-2015, 11:58 AM   #1607
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      12-15-2015, 12:07 PM   #1608
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      12-15-2015, 12:11 PM   #1609
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Anybody can use a candle and drip wax on a girl. It takes a very SPECIAL someone who can use the candle to singe her leg hair just so. . .
No idea what that means but I'm gonna take this as a compliment!
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      12-15-2015, 12:19 PM   #1610
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      12-15-2015, 12:34 PM   #1612
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      12-15-2015, 12:38 PM   #1613
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Wait... OT girls are all Dr's, .....right?
Sure we are! I told you this last night when biorin and I did an exam on you.
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      12-15-2015, 12:44 PM   #1614
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Sure we are! I told you this last night when biorin and I did an exam on you.
How did he get his small micron penis on camera? Does he have that good of zoom on his lens?
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      12-15-2015, 12:47 PM   #1615
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      12-15-2015, 12:53 PM   #1616
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How did he get his small micron penis on camera? Does he have that good of zoom on his lens?
Oh that problem! I just needed to tell biorin the difference of a magnifying glass and a telescope, and then I explained to her which way she should look via the telescope.
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      12-15-2015, 12:56 PM   #1617
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Oh that problem! I just needed to tell biorin the difference of a magnifying glass and a telescope, and then I explained to her which way she should look via the telescope.
Presumably you pointed her in the direction of the Hubble Telescope? That was the only one that could capture mine and still be able to make out exactly what it is.
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Presumably you pointed her in the direction of the Hubble Telescope? That was the only one that could capture mine and still be able to make out exactly what it is.
There is just no happy ending in this conversation.
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      12-15-2015, 01:14 PM   #1619
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I will let my hair grow out like this, maybe make UncleWede jelly.
Silly you, he'll always be hotter than everyone else.
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      12-15-2015, 01:35 PM   #1621
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      12-15-2015, 01:36 PM   #1622
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Hahahaahaha accurate.
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      12-15-2015, 02:36 PM   #1623
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Actually, this is the most accurate one I've seen so far. Well done, sir

As we know, SS is fragile. My hand position is telling...it clearly offers emotional support while simultaneously exerts dominance. Black nail polish...strength and malice.

SS's eyes cast downward. Mine are locked on tighter than a hellfire missile on an ISIL troop transport.

SS's pursed and tight lips that preclude any fartbox punching. Mine are smiling and kind, but at the same time conveying the fact that I could drive a large Chris Reeve Sebenza into the side of his throat before he knew what my left hand was holding.

Oh, and Lups all looking all pissy and whatevs because that's what soulless gingers do.
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Actually, this is the most accurate one I've seen so far. Well done, sir

As we know, SS is fragile. My hand position is telling...it clearly offers emotional support while simultaneously exerts dominance. Black nail polish...strength and malice.

SS's eyes cast downward. Mine are locked on tighter than a hellfire missile on an ISIL troop transport.

SS's pursed and tight lips that preclude any fartbox punching. Mine are smiling and kind, but at the same time conveying the fact that I could drive a large Chris Reeve Sebenza into the side of his throat before he knew what my left hand was holding.

Oh, and Lups all looking all pissy and whatevs because that's what soulless gingers do.
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Actually, this is the most accurate one I've seen so far. Well done, sir

As we know, SS is fragile. My hand position is telling...it clearly offers emotional support while simultaneously exerts dominance. Black nail polish...strength and malice.

SS's eyes cast downward. Mine are locked on tighter than a hellfire missile on an ISIL troop transport.

SS's pursed and tight lips that preclude any fartbox punching. Mine are smiling and kind, but at the same time conveying the fact that I could drive a large Chris Reeve Sebenza into the side of his throat before he knew what my left hand was holding.

Oh, and Lups all looking all pissy and whatevs because that's what soulless gingers do.
You bitch got the looks, the man AND cool points with nail polish. I got this wall to hold up.

Of course I'm pissed! This threesome was something I wanted to do!
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I actually do remember a time when all my comments were not this shit. I'm blaming the goat campaign and I shall resume to more adult behavior in the internet after Christmas.
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